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RE: Post-Lay Traditions
1. Stand up/get off her for two reasons, one I'm usually hot as fuck because I've been fucking for a while (I prefer to, I'm not some super stamina stud) and I get hot real easily, two so that I make sure to pull out of her while I'm still hard and so there's no chance of the condom slipping off or my cum exiting the condom.

2. Pull the condom off, tie the end in a knot, start smacking her with it (okay not really, but I do occasionally do that for fun), then grab kleenex box or paper towel roll I have handy and wipe off my dick and then offer her some.

3. Walk to the restroom (usually naked as long as my roommate is home but with her door closed), take a GLORIOUS piss, then either jump in the shower real quick to wash off my junk or just wash it off in the sink, then towel dry.

4. Grab a frosty glass out of the freezer, pour me some of that Brita water, walk back into my bedroom, hop in the bed, and do some motherfucking cuddling (I've always enjoyed it, especially if you can get some good post-sex discussion in, like asking when they first knew they were going to fuck me).

5. If I'm hungry, get some food, if not, round 2, rinse, repeat.

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02-17-2014 10:51 PM
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RE: Post-Lay Traditions
Forgot to mention this one for when she's finally left your house and you shut the door:

02-18-2014 02:25 AM
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Post: #28
RE: Post-Lay Traditions
Hug, cuddling, talking and fucking again, then sleeping spooning.
02-18-2014 04:54 AM
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RE: Post-Lay Traditions
(02-17-2014 10:00 AM)Vicious Wrote:  "What the hell am I doing? Why am I throwing out dough on chasing snatch and drinking too much? Except for the part where she begged me to cum in her mouth this want even very enjoyable? Could she have the clap? Fuck I should have used a rubber! Should I tell her to leave? I really need to get some sleep tonight.

Absolutely nailed it.

I used to feel so much euphoria post-lay and really bask in it. Now with ONS's I just want her to get out, so I can get some sleep.

I actually get more of a kick from the ego boost that my mate's saw me pick her up. Sad, but true.

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02-18-2014 06:10 AM
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RE: Post-Lay Traditions
Once I've finished inside them (I almost always rawdog), I get up, grab a toilet roll, throw it at her and tell her 'clean up'.

Done it with every girl I've fucked. Don't know why but it's one of my favourite things to do
02-18-2014 08:31 AM
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