Post: #1

After Fed monetary policy failed and the US defaulted on its debt. All of their T bills become relatively worthless. As the US tries to clean up its mess, China's posturing increases 10 fold. The treasury department invalidates all of China's T bills as a measure to cut down debt. China becomes furious.

It is soon revealed that China's one child only policy was a nefarious long planned attempt at creating the best army in the world. An army of angry, lonely, beta men whose sexual angst are promised a poosy paradise in America. The land of pristine white women.

Massive amounts of troops are mobilized in mainland China. It wasn't that hard since most factory workers have been laid off because of the world wide economic depression. The first victim in this battle?

Kadena Air Base.

The surprise attack catches everyone off guard. Okinawa is glassed to oblivion. The small island city ceases to exist in a matter of 10 hours. Chinese air, naval, and ground forces eye their next targets, Hawaii and the West Coast.

What do you do? What are your plans? Is it beta?™

Post: #2

Fuck yeah! I'll bring the coconut oil and the Slip 'n' Slides.

Post: #3

Russia invades the East Coast. Southerners immediately provide strong resistance with guerilla tactics, and start shipping guns and ammo to the blue collar red pill army of men in the NE corridor. The Russian army can't get more than three miles inland, and eventually retreats to Europe.

China invades the West Coast. The Red Army is met by thousands of same sex couples with bottles of pierre water and tinker tape parades.

Post: #4

I think I would have heard about it on the news

Post: #5

(02-04-2014 03:18 PM)frenchie Wrote:  Kadena Air Base.

The surprise attack catches everyone off guard. Okinawa is glassed to oblivion. The small island city ceases to exist in a matter of 10 hours. Chinese air, naval, and ground forces eye their next targets, Hawaii and the West Coast.

Since we have enough nukes to send China and all 100 huge cities they have lol back to the bronze age, I think they might not want to get us too pissed.
The top brass all have kids at Harvard.

I'm old enough to we had nuclear war drills in the 60s where we climbed under our desks.

The main issue you need to look at, is do the top .001% want chaos? Do they want their 100 ft sailboat trips with giggling, barely legal escorts interrupted? Would you? No?

Then it's not going to happen because they own everything and everyone except Duck Hunter Joe in his McMansion, and Jihadist Mohammed in his stone hut.

It's a little hard to accept that in the big scheme of things, we and our opinions don't matter. Or there'd be no way you'd have time to post here.

Post: #6

I'd be screwed. I spend most of my time in China.

However, if I happened to be in Canada at the time, assuming that I'd have time to get it together, I would...

...try to gain access to a rifle or crossbow. If unsuccessful, a regular recurve or compound bow would have to do. This would be for hunter purposes, not protection, since I'm wise enough to assume that if someone really wanted to kill or rob me, they probably win. My goal would be to avoid these encounters.

...get ahold of 11 rabbits, an ideal breed for eating. 3 males, 8 females.

...acquire seven laying chickens and some three roosters.

...purchase a variety of useful manual tools, including two axes, a hatchet, a sledge hammer & splitting maul, regular hammer, fishing equipment, one thousand nails of various types and sizes, some books on farming, greenhousing, survival, foraging and homesteading, a collection of different seeds, canning supplies, etc.

...head up to northern Canada. Only so far as to find something relatively remote, so that I could ride out the worst of it without anyone bothering me. I would drive up with a van loaded with my supplies and then backpack them all somewhere well off the beaten track.

...build a log cabin.

Post: #7

Does anyone else find it ironic a WWIII thread was started by a frenchie?

Post: #8

(02-04-2014 03:58 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Does anyone else find it ironic a WWIII thread was started by a frenchie?

Ah monsieur, pourquoi?

Post: #9

Invite every woman I know or have dated in the past to my place for a WWIII sex party. If things got really bad (nuclear weapons,etc), I would rather be engaging in pure hedonistic pleasure than held up in some remote bug out cabin with my food, guns, and gold.

Post: #10

(02-04-2014 03:55 PM)Suits Wrote:  I'd be screwed. I spend most of my time in China.

...build a log cabin.

I like the provisioning ideas, but isn't northern canada treeless tundra?

I've read survivalist blogs, and Oregon mountains , at least one gas tank full away from any major cities is more like it, or someplace about the middle of the north-south axis of USA with water, maybe Tennesee, warm enough to grow stuff and not freeze your ass off.

The first thing you need is water, then game and a mild climate you can grow stuff in.

If you're not preparing now for chaos, it will be too late when it happens.

Of course it happens to every single one of us.. you hit 78, 84..whatever.. and you disappear into chaos, no matter what China, your doctor or anyone else does.

Post: #11

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