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RE: The Bachelor is high comedy
I Tivo'd it last night and was watching the girls come out of the limo. Twitter timeline was talking about how hot a few of the girls were pretty hot and I wanted to check them out, mainly Britt and Jade. Saw some funny vines in my timeline.

Found this recap this AM of the girls and their descriptions.

http://www.foxsports.com/college-footbal...e-1-010615
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01-06-2015 03:22 PM
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RE: The Bachelor is high comedy
This show is funny only for how pathetic it is, the women on it have an entitlement syndrome that is out of this world, even for an americunt! The only good part is watching these bitches get crushed when the dude dumps them, something that has never happened one time in their lives. No one has ever even told these twats the word "no".

Also the dude Ari is clearly a homo with no interest in women anyway.

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03-23-2018 09:19 AM
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RE: The Bachelor is high comedy
(03-31-2014 04:11 PM)TheRookie Wrote:  Juan Pablo has really struck a nerve in the American (Western?) woman's psyche. A girl threw her drink on him in Atlantic City, and another threw a beer bottle at him. Vitriolic comments are being left all over the internet. What for?

Quote:The Miami resident has been criticized for failing to propose to Ferrell and refusing to tell her that he loved her during the end of the ABC reality show

Laugh

I have read multiple comments mocking his accent (he is Colombian) and another saying his eyes were too close together (elbows too pointy? Laugh).

Sources:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...tspot.html

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news...ty-2014303

http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/31/juan-pablo...le-thrown/

Athlone wrote about Galavis on ROK: http://www.returnofkings.com/31439/why-i...helor-ever

Holy shit! I read Excelcior's article from a few years ago, and it said The Bachelor had already been on for 18 seasons! I had no idea.

I can't stand watching shows like this. I do like seeing red pill comments upended the premise of the show and the attitudes of the participants and the viewers.

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03-23-2018 09:30 AM
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RE: The Bachelor is high comedy
It has 18 seasons the same way Dancing With The Stars does, they crank out at least 2 seasons a year.

The saddest thing is this is the show advertisers love because of it's audience which is mostly rich well-off people, maybe they like watching the peons squabble.

Without the pictures, just how many of these women would we even consider dating based on this information?



The 29 Bachelorettes!

Ali, 27, Personal Stylist. Hometown: Lawton, OK.

Amber, 29, Business Owner. Hometown: Denver, CO.

Annaliese, 32, Event Designer. Hometown: San Mateo, CA.

Ashley, 25, Real Estate Agent. Hometown: West Palm Beach, FL.

Becca K., 27, Publicist. Hometown: Prior Lake, MN.

Bekah M., Nanny. Hometown: Fresno, CA.

Bibiana, 30, Executive Assistant. Hometown: Miami, FL.

Bri, 25, Sports Reporter. Hometown: Grants Pass, OR.

Brittane J., 27, Marketing Manager. Hometown: San Diego, CA.

Brittany T., 30, Tech Recruiter. Hometown: Columbia, SC.

Caroline, 26, Realtor. Hometown: Holliston, MA.

Chelsea, 29, Real Estate Executive Assistant. Hometown: South Portland, ME.

Jacqueline, 26, Research Coordinator. Hometown: Morgantown, WV.

Jenna, 28, Social Media Manager. Hometown: Upland, IN.

Jenny, 25, Graphic Designer. Hometown: Northbrook, IL.

Jessica, 26, Television Host. Hometown: Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

Kendall, 26, Creative Director. Hometown: Santa Clarita, CA.

Krystal, 29, Fitness Coach. Hometown: Missoula, MT.

Lauren B., 25, Tech Salesperson. Hometown: Virginia Beach, VA.

Lauren G., 26, Executive Recruiter. Hometown: Indianapolis, IN.

Lauren J., 33, Recent Masters Graduate. Hometown: New Roads, LA.

Lauren S., 31, Social Media Manager. Hometown: Dallas, TX.

Maquel, 23, Photographer. Hometown: American Fork, UT.

Marikh, 27, Restaurant Owner. Hometown: Salt Lake City, UT.

Nysha, 30, Orthopedic Nurse. Hometown: Belton, SC.

Olivia, 23, Marketing Associate. Hometown: Geneseo, IL.

Seinne, 27, Commercial Real Estate Manager. Hometown: Long Beach, CA.

Tia, 26, Physical Therapist. Hometown: Weiner, AR.

Valerie, 25, Server. Hometown: Nashville, TN.

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RE: The Bachelor is high comedy
Only about five of them have actual jobs.
03-25-2018 03:20 PM
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I counted about 6 jobs that are petty enough (not sex and the city career slut) to consider dating.

If a girl has a "career" fuck her and duck her (don't wife that hoe)
03-25-2018 06:40 PM
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(03-23-2018 01:07 PM)DJ-Matt Wrote:  The 29 Bachelorettes!

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RE: The Bachelor is high comedy
The funny thing is that only a few of the relationships on the show have panned out (ie getting married and staying married).

Another funny fact is the contestants have to take time off of work, and bring all their own clothes (which costs thousands).

The Bachelor/ Bachelorette gets paid a nominal amount for appearing (something like 100k).
04-08-2018 08:32 PM
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RE: The Bachelor is high comedy
(04-08-2018 08:32 PM)Dragan Wrote:  The funny thing is that only a few of the relationships on the show have panned out (ie getting married and staying married).

Another funny fact is the contestants have to take time off of work, and bring all their own clothes (which costs thousands).

The Bachelor/ Bachelorette gets paid a nominal amount for appearing (something like 100k).


Australia has just started its first "Bachelor in paradise" season; & it is bloody hilarious. Cool

Between the blunt comments by the chicks when they're one on one with the TV crew ("He's too short..." / "He's too weird...")
Also, the fact that all these game show contestants have been through it all before & should know what to expect; yet they still get triggered when a contrived circumstance throws a spanner in the works.

They just brought in one American & one Canadian guy from North American editions of the Bachelor.
The American guy even wound up engaged to one of the American chicks from his former season.
Yet no surprise, game show derived 'love' didn't last & now he's a free agent again looking to see what these Aus. gals have to offer.
04-08-2018 08:47 PM
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(04-08-2018 08:32 PM)Dragan Wrote:  The funny thing is that only a few of the relationships on the show have panned out (ie getting married and staying married).

Another funny fact is the contestants have to take time off of work, and bring all their own clothes (which costs thousands).

The Bachelor/ Bachelorette gets paid a nominal amount for appearing (something like 100k).

And they have to avoid all social media until the final episode airs because "OMG Spoilers!"

The fact that most of those relationships flop is rather easy to understand when you think about it - once the show is over, so is the fantasy (which is what they fell in love with). Say hello to reality, and reality is here to stay, by the way.
04-08-2018 08:52 PM
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(04-08-2018 08:52 PM)MKDAWUSS Wrote:  And they have to avoid all social media until the final episode airs because "OMG Spoilers!"

The fact that most of those relationships flop is rather easy to understand when you think about it - once the show is over, so is the fantasy (which is what they fell in love with). Say hello to reality, and reality is here to stay, by the way.

Yep. Another favourite of mine.
The chicks love those oh so elaborate dates that the TV show producers can contrive.
Yet if they think once the TV show is all said & done that Mr. Accountant or Mr. Personal Trainer is going to have the time & cash to book a sea plane & have it land next to a high end restaurant fully booked out for their exclusive use?
Then she's kidding herself.
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