Post: #1

They're saying Johnny (50) is now engaged to 27-year-old bisexual actress girlfriend Amber Heard. What do you fellas think about this one?











No Makeup shot:



Rolled out of bed and bloated:

Post: #2

Well he's just engaged to her, so he's still alright. Getting engaged is as meaningful as kissing a girl in the club nowadays.

I think what happened is this : she kept asking him "where is this going" so he bought her some shiny rocks. Few months later she kept bugging him, he bought her a car. That didn't satisfy her for more than a year so he bought her a house. She kept pushing so he told her "I will marry you soon... I promise", so they got engaged. Then a few years down the road she will get the "it's not you, it's me" talk.

Post: #3

I hope he gets one hell of a pre/postnup.

Post: #4

The prenup needs to indicate a new monthly partner for threesomes since she is bi.

Post: #5

She's too old.

Post: #6

Fame game recognized (yet again).

Post: #7

MASSIVE LULZ at Speakeasy. "She's too old."

GOOD GAWD. Tell me you would not hit that shit 3 ways from sunday..

GAWD DAMN!!!

Post: #8

I think he meant, "She's too old for him."
He shoulda done a Paul Walker and sniped a 16yo.

Post: #9

Does he really want some 16 year-old bimbo watching "Sam & Cat" all afternoon?

Marriage is more than sex.

A hot, bisexual chick that still looks beautiful with no makeup?

Has her own money so less concern over divorce?

He's 50. She's 23 years his junior.

Sounds good to me.

Post: #10

Johnny can do no wrong.

He's the one celebrity that literally every girl I have ever met fawns over.

He was at a club in Hollywood a few months ago that I was at and girls were literally stampeding to get close to him.

I had girls blowing up my phone who weren't there begging to come get a glimpse of him. Clearly their friends had text them that he was there and to get their asses to the club ASAP.

Short chap btw, but doesn't matter. He has just the right amount of 'sensitive artist' + bad boy vibe, that makes girls wetter than the dolphin show at Sea World.

Post: #11

(01-20-2014 08:46 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  makes girls wetter than the dolphin show at Sea World.

Your analogy only applies to the first three rows.

Post: #12

(01-20-2014 08:49 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(01-20-2014 08:46 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  makes girls wetter than the dolphin show at Sea World.

Your analogy only applies to the first three rows.

Splash zone.

Post: #13

(01-20-2014 08:30 PM)commiejoe Wrote:  I think he meant, "She's too old for him."
He shoulda done a Paul Walker and sniped a 16yo.

Paul Walker sniped a 16 yo when he was 33,so at 50 he would be with ...well you guys do the maths


and Mr Depp surely made an upgrade

Post: #14

Amber Heard looks better with a bloated face and no makeup than most girls do at their best. She is a straight dime, 10/10.

Post: #15

Johnny Depp is one of, if not thee, most sought after men on the planet.

I'm not worried about what he does and the examples it sets etc because that would be like an ant thinking about a human.

It's not like he's hanging out with a whale. The guy can do whatever he wants, I don't care. That woman is like a 9.3-5 in my book. They are probably going to have ridiculously attractive kids. Biological imperative accomplished. What really matters is whether or not he gets a prenup.

Post: #16

(01-20-2014 09:26 PM)soup Wrote:  Johnny Depp is one of, if not thee, most sought after men on the planet.

I don't understand it. I think he's a decent-looking guy and all, but I don't see how he's good-looking to the point that women universally are this crazy about him. There are way better looking guys out there that don't get nearly the fawning he does. There's definitely a cult of personality thing going on here.

Post: #17

Good for him. Definitely an upgrade from Vanessa Paradis. Now if he can only stop collaborating with Tim Burton/making shitty movies.

Post: #18

@Speakeasy: it's less about his looks and more about his image and aura.

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Post: #20

He never married Vanessa Paradis but he still got butt fucked hard in the settlement, almost as much as Arnold, $150 million and Johnny didn't even fuck the maid!

"I never found myself needing that piece of paper," he said. "Marriage is really from soul to soul, heart to heart. You don't need somebody to say, okay you're married."

I doubt he'll end up marrying this chick, he's been engaged before to actresses Jennifer Grey, Sherilyn Fenn and Winona Ryder.

Johnny just knows how to shut them up.

Post: #21

Actually now that I see her pictures blown up and not on my iphone, I'd say she's a square 9.

Game is all about cult of personality.

Post: #22

(01-20-2014 08:46 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  Short chap btw, but doesn't matter. He has just the right amount of 'sensitive artist' + bad boy vibe, that makes girls wetter than the dolphin show at Sea World.

He is 5'10, that's not short.

Also a very sharp dresser, I learnt how to dress from him along with other celebrities.

Post: #23

I'm 6'. Standing by him, I estimated him at around 5'8".

Another friend of mine (who was with me) is around 6'2" and he guessed him at around 5'8" as well.

Don't believe what stars publicists put on their imdb page.

Post: #24

(01-20-2014 08:53 PM)Sailor Wrote:  

(01-20-2014 08:30 PM)commiejoe Wrote:  I think he meant, "She's too old for him."
He shoulda done a Paul Walker and sniped a 16yo.

Paul Walker sniped a 16 yo when he was 33,so at 50 he would be with ...well you guys do the maths


and Mr Depp surely made an upgrade

   

Post: #25

(01-20-2014 10:15 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

(01-20-2014 09:26 PM)soup Wrote:  Johnny Depp is one of, if not thee, most sought after men on the planet.

I don't understand it. I think he's a decent-looking guy and all, but I don't see how he's good-looking to the point that women universally are this crazy about him. There are way better looking guys out there that don't get nearly the fawning he does. There's definitely a cult of personality thing going on here.

Think about it, Depp has been a teenage heart throb since the FUCKING 80s.

Many girls obsessed with him today weren't even born when he began acting.

Let that sink in for a little.

He's good looking, and his characters are always suave and very cool headed. I watched one interview of him and he seemed like he would have some great game.