Read The Forum Rules: We have a clear set of rules to keep the forum running smoothly. Click here to review them.

Post Reply 
Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
Author Message
Aziz Nuts Offline
Beta Orbiter
*

Posts: 148
Joined: Nov 2013
Reputation: 3
Post: #1
Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
After being suckered into viewing Buzzfeed for the first time in months, I discovered Natalie Dormer from Game of Thrones shaved half her head and 2 points off her looks:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/natal...f-her-hair

[Image: enhanced-buzz-24170-1390096362-2.jpg]

This reminded me of some excellent Skrillex haircut shaming I perpetrated a few months back. I was at a punk show (ground zero for female hair abominations) and opened a girl I was standing next to. After chatting with her for about 30 seconds over my shoulder, we turned to face each other. Behold, the boner-destroying Skrillex haircut.

I looked at her a with concern and asked "Oh my god, are you ok?"
Her: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Didn't you have brain surgery?"
Her: "No??? Why?"
Me: "Your hair. I had a friend who had a tumor removed and had to shave half of her head like that."
Her: "... um, no. This is just a hairstyle..."
Me: (affecting incredulity/disgust) "Wait, you mean that's on purpose? Why?"
Her: (obviously embarrassed) "I have to go meet my friends."

Feel free to deploy this one at your leisure. Try not to laugh though, ruins the effect.
(This post was last modified: 01-19-2014 07:38 PM by Aziz Nuts.)
01-19-2014 07:36 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 10 users Like Aziz Nuts's post:
Walderschmidt, Capitán Peligroso, SpiderKing, Handsome Creepy Eel, 007, Emancipator, Benoit, kosko, w00t, JoyStick
Tex Pro Offline
True Player
*****
Gold Member

Posts: 2,131
Joined: Jun 2012
Reputation: 17
Post: #2
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
Is she a lezbo?

That haircut doesn't make sense for a straight chick.
01-19-2014 07:40 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes Tex Pro's post:
Aziz Nuts
TheMachinist Offline
Banned

Posts: 334
Joined: Nov 2012
Post: #3
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
I know I'm in the minority here but I actually like SOME chics that rock the skrillex.
01-19-2014 07:40 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Tex Pro Offline
True Player
*****
Gold Member

Posts: 2,131
Joined: Jun 2012
Reputation: 17
Post: #4
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
(01-19-2014 07:40 PM)TheMachinist Wrote:  I know I'm in the minority here but I actually like SOME chics that rock the skrillex.

Post pics of chicks that look better with that haircut than before.
01-19-2014 07:41 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 11 users Like Tex Pro's post:
Aziz Nuts, Vacancier Permanent, Professor Fox, randomForest, ryanf, Capitán Peligroso, Benoit, LeightonBlackstock, Mentavious, eradicator, JoyStick
Aziz Nuts Offline
Beta Orbiter
*

Posts: 148
Joined: Nov 2013
Reputation: 3
Post: #5
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
(01-19-2014 07:40 PM)TheMachinist Wrote:  I know I'm in the minority here but I actually like SOME chics that rock the skrillex.

[Image: 77e868e8_6f7d7db4_350x700px-LL-4ad90b08_...ious2.jpeg]
01-19-2014 07:45 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 4 users Like Aziz Nuts's post:
vinman, Avon Barksdale, SheriffBart, JoyStick
TheMachinist Offline
Banned

Posts: 334
Joined: Nov 2012
Post: #6
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
I've never really seen a before and after.I've always liked chix that did crazy shit with their hair so long as it doesn't involve weaving the hair of an animal or another human being to their skull.
01-19-2014 07:48 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Beginner Offline
Banned

Posts: 97
Joined: Nov 2013
Post: #7
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
she might have just wanted to spice things up in the bedroom for her fuckbuddy, up the kink factor.

8.5/10 WB
(This post was last modified: 01-19-2014 07:59 PM by Beginner.)
01-19-2014 07:59 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Aziz Nuts Offline
Beta Orbiter
*

Posts: 148
Joined: Nov 2013
Reputation: 3
Post: #8
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
(01-19-2014 07:48 PM)TheMachinist Wrote:  I've never really seen a before and after.I've always liked chix that did crazy shit with their hair so long as it doesn't involve weaving the hair of an animal or another human being to their skull.

Before:

[Image: natalie_3.jpg]

After:

[Image: 463696899.jpg]
01-19-2014 08:05 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Parlay44 Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 6,512
Joined: Aug 2011
Reputation: 65
Post: #9
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
According to Jenna Marbles this hairstyle means the woman likes anal sex.
Anyone banged one of these broads that can confirm?

Team Nachos
01-19-2014 08:13 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
TheMachinist Offline
Banned

Posts: 334
Joined: Nov 2012
Post: #10
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
I honestly would probably pay the chick no attention what so ever if it WASN'T for the hair style. Don't get me wrong she is an attractive women with a "normal" hair style but she looks a lot like any other women I see.With the unique hair style she stands out to me and not in a bad way.
01-19-2014 08:14 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
TheMachinist Offline
Banned

Posts: 334
Joined: Nov 2012
Post: #11
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
I don't know if it's true with ALL women that rock the skrillex but the 2 that I've been with have for sure been down with the shit sex.I mean a chick has to be a certain kinda "open to new or different experiences" to shave half her hair off.
01-19-2014 08:16 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes TheMachinist's post:
WestIndianArchie
StrikeBack Offline
True Player
*****
Gold Member

Posts: 1,862
Joined: Dec 2013
Reputation: 84
Post: #12
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
I only know one chick with this reptilian hairstyle in my social circle and she's an openly proud asexual feminazi, who would be a cute petite girl with normal hair.

StrikeBack's Wife School
01-19-2014 08:37 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Parlay44 Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 6,512
Joined: Aug 2011
Reputation: 65
Post: #13
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
(01-19-2014 08:16 PM)TheMachinist Wrote:  I don't know if it's true with ALL women that rock the skrillex but the 2 that I've been with have for sure been down with the shit sex.I mean a chick has to be a certain kinda "open to new or different experiences" to shave half her hair off.

That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah I think the hairstyle is stupid and annoying but if you can look past it and the girl has a nice body you could be in for a wild ride if you're man enough to step to her. No one is talking LTR or marriage here.

Team Nachos
01-19-2014 08:39 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
TheMachinist Offline
Banned

Posts: 334
Joined: Nov 2012
Post: #14
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
(01-19-2014 08:13 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah I think the hairstyle is stupid and annoying but if you can look past it and the girl has a nice body you could be in for a wild ride if you're man enough to step to her. No one is talking LTR or marriage here.


Honestly the one LTR I've ever had was with a chick that rocked the "skrillex" and that was before it even had a name.She was as feminine and submissive as they come.I will never try to convert or change another man's taste but sometimes you gotta look outside your "comfort zone".
01-19-2014 08:49 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes TheMachinist's post:
Parlay44
speakeasy Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 9,099
Joined: Aug 2008
Reputation: 102
Post: #15
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition


01-19-2014 09:02 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 10 users Like speakeasy's post:
Parlay44, Aziz Nuts, expectation, Kabal, Last Parade, Professor Fox, SpiderKing, Double Salad, Nolecbo, Slim Shady
Hotwheels Offline
International Playboy
******
Gold Member

Posts: 5,315
Joined: Jan 2012
Reputation: 79
Post: #16
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
Would bang but obviously looks much better with full head of hair.

__________________________________________________

When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
01-19-2014 09:24 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
DJ-Matt Offline
True Player
*****
Gold Member

Posts: 2,800
Joined: Dec 2013
Reputation: 21
Post: #17
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
Well at least her hair appears to be LONGER after, what's left of it anyways.

On the road and moving away from shitty Kansas
01-19-2014 10:06 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
tmason Offline
Banned

Posts: 170
Joined: Sep 2012
Post: #18
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
Next HAWT NEW hairstyles:

[Image: 39997fcb0b289e3aea2679f573d17ea6.600x]

[Image: 0bb2861fbb11ffd172e3fc082bef30ff.600x]
01-19-2014 11:23 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 3 users Like tmason's post:
Aziz Nuts, CaliforniaSupreme, JoyStick
Basil Ransom Offline
International Playboy
******
Gold Member

Posts: 4,877
Joined: Aug 2008
Reputation: 112
Post: #19
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
She looks like a methhead or serious white trash in her after photo, as if her face had changed from the before photo.
01-19-2014 11:50 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
NY Digital Offline
Alpha Male
****
Gold Member

Posts: 1,000
Joined: Mar 2013
Reputation: 16
Post: #20
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
She was one of my favorite actresses too... why?... It seems like a cry for attention.
01-20-2014 12:24 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Tytalus Offline
Alpha Male
****

Posts: 1,134
Joined: Dec 2012
Reputation: 9
Post: #21
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
Ugh. Now I finally have a name for this abominable hairstyle. It is SO UGLY.
01-20-2014 12:31 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes Tytalus's post:
Aziz Nuts
liberman Offline
Chubby Chaser
**

Posts: 323
Joined: Jan 2013
Reputation: 0
Post: #22
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
Before...
   

After....
   

[Image: 672173962.gif?1350239507]

Girls should be an ornament to the eye, not an ache in the ear.
(This post was last modified: 01-20-2014 01:05 AM by liberman.)
01-20-2014 01:04 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 2 users Like liberman's post:
randomForest, Frontenac
Kaiserfranz Offline
Male Feminist

Posts: 9
Joined: Sep 2012
Reputation: 0
Post: #23
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
Oh Dear Lord, she was so hot in Game of Thones with long hair and now this!!!!
First Jennifer Lawrence and now her, something is deeply wrong with those women...
01-20-2014 03:22 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Mage Offline
True Player
*****

Posts: 2,384
Joined: Jul 2011
Reputation: 64
Post: #24
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
Now I will need to close my right eye when when doing her.
01-20-2014 03:39 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes Mage's post:
aphelion
Frontenac Offline
Wingman
***

Posts: 625
Joined: Feb 2013
Reputation: 6
Post: #25
RE: Skrillex Hair Shaming: Natalie Dormer Edition
I would also interpret that hairstyle as an strong indicator of whore-ness.

By the way, what's up with her mouth?

'Logic Over Emotion Since 2013'
01-20-2014 04:12 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 2 users Like Frontenac's post:
Parlay44, BLarsen
Post Reply 


Possibly Related Threads...
Thread: Author Replies: Views: Last Post
  Roosh Live #8: Superbowl Sunday Edition 2pm EST Roosh 8 1,823 02-07-2018 06:55 PM
Last Post: bigolteddies
  Give The RVF Gift Of Christmas Reps: 2014 Edition 2Wycked 34 7,401 12-25-2017 06:34 PM
Last Post: Mercenary
  Why is skinny-shaming OK, if fat-shaming is not? Mr. Calicoat 43 20,723 10-07-2017 07:32 AM
Last Post: YoungBlade

Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

Contact Us | RooshV.com | Return to Top | Return to Content | Mobile Version | RSS Syndication