Post: #176

(11-17-2015 08:47 AM)DallasSteve Wrote:  The "child thing" is still the elephant in the room. Sunday's show highlights that she hopes she can change his mind to have children and he is adamantly opposed to having more kids. As I said before he is very irresponsible to take a 19 year old as a bride and think that he can ask her to give up having children, if that's what she wants. He's just the 58 year old kid in a candy store and he couldn't say No to his "hot little granddaughter".

What's worse is he has no idea how to deal with women. My wife and I cringe when he brings up his ex-wife, which he does every hour on the hour. Does he not have a clue? Guys, I'm not a pickup artist, but I have learned after 40+ years of dealing with women that they almost never want to hear about your exes. Don't mention your exes. If they bring it up give them brief answers and wait to let them ask if they want to know more. Did I mention: Don't talk about your exes.

Mark buys her a new car to play with and the first thing he does is tell her it's like the car he bought his ex-wife. Oh my god. (or Oh your god, as Bender says). He could give her the keys to a new Lamborghini but if he mentions his ex-wife he just ruined the moment. She'll still take the car, but she's going to be pissed about it. So just don't talk about your exes. If I ever learn anything else about women I'll post it here.

Haha you do make some good points. He does mention his wife every hour on the hour. But I don't feel too bad for Nikki. What would be her alternative? Return to a luxurious life in the philippines?

-CD

Post: #177

Where do you watch this show?$

Ok, I figured it out myself. On youtube of course.

Post: #178

coverdoc

I'm watching this week's episode and Mark did it again. He's driving his hot young fiancee on a trip and she asks "What's Ocean City like?" and he says "My ex-wife and I used to go there 3 or 4 times a year..." If he did that own his own, if the producers didn't tell him to be such a douchebag for TV, she should swim back to The Phillipines right now or tolerate the guy until she can dump him and stay in the US. He absolutely doesn't deserve to be with that hot chick.

Post: #179

What I couldn't believe about this week's episode was the Cuban guy's family from Miami. Here you have a fat, weak, pathetic guy from of all places Miami. He is bringing in an absolutely beautiful, sweet, fun, and caring Columbian girl and his family treats her like absolute shit. I couldn't believe how the mother insulted all of Columbia within the first 30 minutes of meeting her by stating that Columbians are bad people and basically all criminals. The son is to much of a dumbass to sense the upcoming disaster. Having your family shit on a quality woman in a city full of physically fit, tier one guys isn't exactly a recipe for relationship success, especially when you bring nothing to the table.

Post: #180

Guys, you gotta get out of North America. None of the fiancees are beautiful. The "hot" girl that came from Columbia is about a 5.5 down there. Also, Mark's 19 year old fiancee is a weak 6, considering that she's supposed to be her at sexual prime. I bet if someone like Linux or any high level forum member went on the show and brought a chick from Columbia I bet it'd score the highest marks of any show on TLC due to their hotness.

Also, the Russian chick who is marrying the gay mormon guy is also around a 5. I've been to Russia many times and most dudes wouldn't give her the time of day over there.

Post: #181

Is there a link to watch those online from say China?

Thanks!

Post: #182

(11-23-2015 10:37 PM)Vacancier Permanent Wrote:  Is there a link to watch those online from say China?

Thanks!

I use torrents.

Episodes are sometimes on Youtube, maybe not as quick to be posted though.

Post: #183

It seems like the Jewish chick who imported the Israeli guy has some psychological issues, (bi-polar, borderline personality disorder, ?), she seems like she's on some real highs and lows with extreme mood swings, and historic tendencies.

I got to agree that dude Mark is really fucking up, it's really getting annoying, and I cringe every time he talks about his ex or his past.

It's interesting to hear the different takes people have on the girls from the show, some guys think the girls are hot, other guys think they are average at best. To me the Filipina chick, the Colombiana, and the Russian are all in the 7 range, but then again I'm in small town NorCal, if I was in Miami or LA my scale would probably be different. I can see how all three wouldn't be anything special in their home countries, but we're talking about how she stacks up in the U.S. not in Medellin.

Even if there are hotter chicks in those countries, all three of the guys, Mark, the Cuban dude in Miami, and the Mormon kid are dating way up considering their SMV and locations. Mark is old, Cuban guy is pushing 40 and fat, and the Mormon kid comes off as a gay nerd chode, I really don't see them doing any better here in the states.

Post: #184

(11-23-2015 10:35 PM)TripleG Wrote:  Guys, you gotta get out of North America. None of the fiancees are beautiful. The "hot" girl that came from Columbia is about a 5.5 down there. Also, Mark's 19 year old fiancee is a weak 6, considering that she's supposed to be her at sexual prime. I bet if someone like Linux or any high level forum member went on the show and brought a chick from Columbia I bet it'd score the highest marks of any show on TLC due to their hotness.

Also, the Russian chick who is marrying the gay mormon guy is also around a 5. I've been to Russia many times and most dudes wouldn't give her the time of day over there.

You're sounding a little like Shallow Hal, but the girls aren't that hot. I'd say the Russian chick would be hot if she was dressed up to go dancing, but she's playing Little House On The Prairie with the Mormons. The girl with the guy from Israel would be hot if she had any breasts. The Filipina is very cute, but she's only 19 - almost all of them are cute at 19. And I didn't hear anyone call the girl from Colombia hot. She wouldn't get a date from me because she has a tattoo like the 33 year old American with the guy from Jamaica. Girls with tattoos are damaged goods to me. Disgusting. I'd rather pay by the hour than settle for a girl with ink. (Now that I mention it the Russian girl may also have a tat)

Post: #185

All those girls are bangable but none of which I would be proud to show off to my friends.

Post: #186

Am I missing get something or is t the Russian chick kind D of on the heavy side. I think she has fattened up since she moved to the US.

Post: #187

(11-23-2015 07:43 PM)DallasSteve Wrote:  coverdoc

I'm watching this week's episode and Mark did it again. He's driving his hot young fiancee on a trip and she asks "What's Ocean City like?" and he says "My ex-wife and I used to go there 3 or 4 times a year..." If he did that own his own, if the producers didn't tell him to be such a douchebag for TV, she should swim back to The Phillipines right now or tolerate the guy until she can dump him and stay in the US. He absolutely doesn't deserve to be with that hot chick.

Was he talking about Ocean City, New Jersey or Ocean City, Maryland? If he was talking about Ocean City, New Jersey, maybe he wants to go back there to get Slobber Bob's sloppy seconds or something.

Post: #188

(11-24-2015 04:48 PM)reco2100 Wrote:  Am I missing get something or is t the Russian chick kind D of on the heavy side. I think she has fattened up since she moved to the US.

I get the feeling she's been a little chubby from jump, sounds like she was a little sloppy party girl when they met. She's just waiting to blow up, that timers set for after the wedding.

Post: #189

I was watching again last night and I don't see her as overweight, her teeth need a little work. The 33 year old blond who brought a trophy husband from Jamaica is overweight, and the chick from Thailand, and the girl from Colombia. Not fat, but on the road to fat. I can take a little fat, but when they get a tattoo they are crossed off my list. They are damaged goods. Trash.

When Aleksandra (the Russian chick) got bored and sad once she had a video chat with a friend back in Prague(?) who was Black, which is a little unusual. She was saying that she missed the party life and she wanted to go back. He was telling her to stay in the US, that things will get better. I'm wondering if he's her pimp and he wants her to stay and get US residency then bring him to the US. Usually if a chick is bored and wants to go home the guy back home would say "Yes, come back and let's party."

Post: #190

(11-25-2015 08:15 AM)DallasSteve Wrote:  I was watching again last night and I don't see her as overweight, her teeth need a little work. The 33 year old blond who brought a trophy husband from Jamaica is overweight, and the chick from Thailand, and the girl from Colombia. Not fat, but on the road to fat. I can take a little fat, but when they get a tattoo they are crossed off my list. They are damaged goods. Trash.

When Aleksandra (the Russian chick) got bored and sad once she had a video chat with a friend back in Prague(?) who was Black, which is a little unusual. She was saying that she missed the party life and she wanted to go back. He was telling her to stay in the US, that things will get better. I'm wondering if he's her pimp and he wants her to stay and get US residency then bring him to the US. Usually if a chick is bored and wants to go home the guy back home would say "Yes, come back and let's party."

True that...no such thing as platonic friends between man and woman.

She looks fat to me though.

Post: #191

There is only one good looking chick on this years show and she isn't even part of the main cast, that is Mark's 21 year old daughter. IMHO the show has officially "jumped the shark". At least in season one you had the fake boob Columbian chick Paola who meets and exceeds all the stereotypes of Columbian women that us western Gringo's have, Season 2 had the "blonde" Brazilian Cassia and another hot Colombiana Evelin but this season is a disaster.

For comparison reasons see season 1 talent:



season 2 talent (slightly worse but still more than acceptable):


and finally season 3 (i may still bang after a 6-pack and a couple shots of grey goose):

Post: #192

I still think Nikki is cute, although maybe a little thin.

I found this shot of Melanie in Jamaica and she looks pretty good (ignoring her disgusting tattoo). But now she looks thick and has what might be called a butterface.

Post: #193

^^^that milk bottle is good?

Post: #194

It's just funny how pretty much everyone on this season is a cliche or fits a perfect stereotype. You got the "Jewish American princess" who lived in N.Y.C. proclaims that she's a spoiled Daddy's girl, typical histrionic behavior, super inflated ego, goes for an exotic dude who's 6 ft. 4 in. tall, cut up, and matches her criteria because he's Jewish.

Then there's Mark the 58 year old guy who goes to the Philippines to get a much younger chick, no hate from me, but we all know this stereotype, wealthy older white man who goes to a 3rd world country to get a much younger woman who is most likely a gold digger or looking to get out of her country and into the U.S.

The Mormon kid, to me he matches the cliche or stereotype of the super sheltered Mormon who's a virgin, probably never sipped Coca Cola let a lone a beer, tries to convert his future wife on his mission.

The early 30's white woman who lives in a podunk small town in Pennsylvania, definitely hitting the wall, goes to Jamaica to live out her chocolate jungle fever fantasy. Ends up banging the lifeguard at her resort, who's a tall ripped up athletic black dude, imports him to the U.S., but he's secretly pulling some reverse gold digger move to get out of poverty conditions in Jamaica.

I kind of wonder, why do people volunteer to go on the show? Are they getting paid, or doing it for 15 minutes of fame? If they're getting paid that's one thing, but fuck 15 minutes of fame in this bullshit society and culture.

Post: #195

Interesting about the Jewish American girl having a big ego, seems like she is quite manipulative too and the guy from Israel doesn't relally wanna be there. Goes to show how shallow these women are, being a personal assistant.
Seems like he's leaving a lot behind in Israel and he's quite beta to come to the states.

Post: #196

(11-24-2015 04:52 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(11-23-2015 07:43 PM)DallasSteve Wrote:  coverdoc

I'm watching this week's episode and Mark did it again. He's driving his hot young fiancee on a trip and she asks "What's Ocean City like?" and he says "My ex-wife and I used to go there 3 or 4 times a year..." If he did that own his own, if the producers didn't tell him to be such a douchebag for TV, she should swim back to The Phillipines right now or tolerate the guy until she can dump him and stay in the US. He absolutely doesn't deserve to be with that hot chick.

Was he talking about Ocean City, New Jersey or Ocean City, Maryland? If he was talking about Ocean City, New Jersey, maybe he wants to go back there to get Slobber Bob's sloppy seconds or something.

I take back all my defenses about Mark. Dude has some repressed anger of his last wife and is taking it out on Nikki. I mean it's cool to mention your ex once and be done with it. This dude has been doing that shit constantly and it's starting to become apparent he is bitter about her leaving him to join the cock carousel riders of America.

Honestly, I don't find any of the imported women attractive especially compared to talent back in their respective countries.

Nikki looks like an average 5 and my boy calls her Attack on Titan . I feel that Mark could have done better, then again i'm starting to think he is low key bat shit crazy. The calm type of crazy though so it's hard to pick up. Nikki's attitude definitely leaves more to be desired though. I wonder how she would act with one of the players on this forum. Probably cooking dinner and rubbing one's feet after a long day, but I digress.

The russian prague chick is not cute(4.5) and i'm almost certain has taken plenty of African cock as a "dancer" in Prague. I mean for christ sake, she is skyping with a black dude she claims is her "friend." Her almost transexual voice makes her drop to a 4 at times and I can tell she is just waiting to get herself established and will leave this Mormon dude. Seems like a genuinely nice guy and that's probably why he will finish last.

The Colombian chick is okay(5.5). I'd definitely fuck after two beers (I get drunk easily) but i'd be hesitant about bringing her back and claiming her as my wife. She has that thin layer of fat over her shoulders and arm which is a good prognostic factor of approaching weight gain. I feel that the Miami gordito could have done a lot better. She'll stick with him though because she's not model level gorgeous, doesn't speak english and no education. My girl thinks she will end up fucking Gordito's taller slimmer younger brother. I undoubtedly agree.

The asian chick(4) in my opinion is the most unattractive one out of the bunch. She looks like she wakes up in the morning, yawns and is ready to leave the house. I think this is one of the first times the guy is actually better than his female counterpart. Dude is a bartender and from last week's episode has some game. He's not bad looking either and seems like a stoner. I'm guessing he was super high one night and said "fuck it i'm going to marry this chick and apply for this show." His stoner black buddy probably gave him a high five before passing him the bong.

The jungle fever chubster is actually doing the norm. I always see chubby middle aged white chicks with younger athletically built black guys in the U.S. so unfortunately nothing is out the norm there. I do think Devar has feelings for her. He, like other jamaicans I met, seems like he wants to just live the simple life. Drink beer, work, grill out and sleep with chubby white chicks. He does seem to have a genuine interest in the kid as well unlike the ultimate Male gold digger the prophet Mohammed from season 2.

I think the Jewish chick(7) is definitely bipolar or suffers from some type of recurrent manic episodes. That's why I think her parents are overly protective at times. Like one of you guys said above, her little tits are a turn off. I think Alexi genuinely likes her. She probably fucked his brains out when she was off her meds and that hooked him in thinking he found a a sex goddess. Nah bro, she just a crazy bitch off her meds, they all fuck good.. She is a little bossy and I can tell from Alexi face he's beginning to think " I should have just fucked this bitch and stayed in Israel". Especially after that overly awkward modeling scene. I don't see them lasting, especially with his newfound fame. Dude seems chill like Devar almost and the show is just making up drama for them. I think it's cool he wants to be a cop or paramedic instead of a model.

Looking forward to next week's episode.

Oh and would definitely bang Mark's little hipster daughter until she signed us up for 90 day Fiance.

-CD

Post: #197

This season has the worst looking girls of all three seasons.

Post: #198

Coverdoc, if you think Nikki is a 5 you'd probably rate my wife a 3, but you'd be the only man in Texas who would think so. But I know your rating system is worthless when you rate the Colombian chick a notch higher than Nikki. The Colombian chick is not cute and with her tattoo I wouldn't fuck her even if the alternative was whacking off. I have to conclude you'd already done some serious drinking before you posted.

Post: #199

(11-26-2015 06:07 AM)worldtraveler3 Wrote:  Interesting about the Jewish American girl having a big ego, seems like she is quite manipulative too and the guy from Israel doesn't relally wanna be there. Goes to show how shallow these women are, being a personal assistant.
Seems like he's leaving a lot behind in Israel and he's quite beta to come to the states.

I think you just jumped to conclusions based on not much info. I disagree with all of that.

Pretty safe to guess that the TV producers paid for the modeling shoot. If that was the best drama the show could put to air from a 90 day period, those two are doing well as a couple.

This clip is from the upcoming episode. I think Alexei does well to hold frame against an unusual challenge. He's a very direct guy and communicates well when his boundaries get crossed. You can see he's ready to walk away from the whole relationship at any moment if the signals tell him to.

Post: #200

(01-16-2014 05:53 PM)Tigre Wrote:  Just saw the first episode - thanks for the link.

The Colombian chick Paola would rate an 8.5 in Colombia. Maybe subtract a half point if you don't like plastic surgeries (fake tits and probably a nose job).

Russ would be an 8.5 in Colombia too. He's acting like a champ so far and she seems into him. So I feel good about that one.

I'm half way through the third episode and I'm 100% sure that this won't work. If the guy is trying to scrap up the money to pay $1,100 per month rent, the last thing he should be doing is trying to get married, especially to someone who probably has no skills and who he will be completely supporting. Add her complaining about them living with his parents, her spending a few hundred dollars of his money on a pair of boots, when he probably doesn't have a pot to piss in, her saying that she couldn't see herself staying there (in Tulsa or whereever. Tulsa is a nothing place) and her tattoo on her back, and it's really clear what will happen. I also don't think she is a golddigger (If she thinks she could get any money out of that guy, she's retarded) or a visa chaser. What I think happened was that the people were physically attracted to each other, but that the guy's lack of experience and savvy led him to bring her to the United States and her lack of savvy led her to choose a guy who is unsuccessful and who overall isn't a great choice. If I saw her in Colombia or the United States, I would probably try to bang her, but would obviously just see her as a pump and dump. This guy is trying to wife up what is pump and dump material. What could possibly go wrong?

That guy who brought over the Filipina really needs to get a vasectomy. He already has two kids, probably doesn't have a pot to piss in, and will very likely have kids with the Filipina. He hasn't learned and never will.