Post: #1

I'm going with 'Oyster on the Barbershop Floor'.

Don't even remember where it came from, but the image of it makes me chuckle every time.

I'll always have a soft-spot for 'clunge', too. Just hits the spot.

Post: #2

Anything after paragraph 3 in any story from Oui, Swank, Cheri or any other 2d-tier hardcore mag a hobo gave you as a kid. Writers would run out of simple shit like "pussy" and "cunt" early and reach for "clam" and "muff." By the 2d act they're into shit like "snizz" and the aformentioned "clunge." Back in the day when writers ran out of words they'd just shake up a Boggle rack.

Post: #3

Little man in the boat, although that refers to the clitoris, a little man sailing the big vagina sea.

Post: #4

Kuma (swahili)

Post: #5

(01-09-2014 01:09 PM)delicioustacos Wrote:  Anything after paragraph 3 in any story from Oui, Swank, Cheri or any other 2d-tier hardcore mag a hobo gave you as a kid. Writers would run out of simple shit like "pussy" and "cunt" early and reach for "clam" and "muff." By the 2d act they're into shit like "snizz" and the aformentioned "clunge." Back in the day when writers ran out of words they'd just shake up a Boggle rack.

Any sentence that contains both "aforementioned" and "clunge" is a winner in my book

Post: #6

Bag of slugs

Post: #7

Bearded clam. Vertical smile.

Post: #8

I've long had a running group e-mail thread with some of my best friends, many of whom work in Corporate America. We just shoot the shit about current events and things going on in our lives. Because most them use their work computers when e-mailing from their private accounts, we often use our own contrived slang to describe things that would otherwise be detected by their IT departments. It's so extensive and elaborate that even the CIA would be hard-pressed to know wtf we're talking about most of the time.

That said, we refer to pussy as "vajayjay" or simply "vj."

Post: #9

Whisker Biscuit

Post: #10

"Her club" As in i shot her club up (cumming inside her)

Post: #11

The guys over at MGTOW use "gash" which I thought was pretty funny.

Post: #12

Snapper

Post: #13

Strange

Post: #14

I like Larry David's ASL demo

Post: #15

Stench trench.

But bag of slugs made me lol

Post: #16

Ancient Chinese phrase:

The Jade Gate

Old European phrase:

Mound of Venus

Post: #17

Axe wound

Post: #18

Hot Box

Post: #19

I was kicking around the idea of starting a thread on this very topic the past couple days. lolzzzz

My favs;
Axe Wound
Gash
Tunatown

Post: #20

I like the double o words- cooter, cooch, and poon

Post: #21

eel pocket
gravy boat

Post: #22

Just remembered another old favourite - "Badly Packed Kebab".

Poetic.

Post: #23

Pink Taco, Bearded Clam, Hairy Hatchet wound

Post: #24

pum pum

Post: #25

Wizards sleeve (for a loose, worn out pussy) , putang.