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Does anybody have any white jokes?
Just a fun thread. Not trying to race troll or anything.

There's plenty of black jokes, blonde jokes, Polish jokes, married jokes etc out there and a lot of them
are funny as hell but I can't say that I've heard any white jokes.

Sure we have the typical stereotype of being cheap, lame, can't dance and all that.

When you guys make fun of white people what kinda jokes are you telling? I'd love to hear some. Thumb up
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
(01-08-2014 10:42 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Just a fun thread. Not trying to race troll or anything.

There's plenty of black jokes, blonde jokes, Polish jokes, married jokes etc out there and a lot of them
are funny as hell but I can't say that I've heard any white jokes.

Sure we have the typical stereotype of being cheap, lame, can't dance and all that.

When you guys make fun of white people what kinda jokes are you telling? I'd love to hear some. Thumb up


People say all the time that there aren't any white jokes, but this is only half-true. When it comes to making fun of white people you just have to be much more specific. That means telling blonde jokes, redhead jokes, irish jokes, polish jokes, make fun of limey's with poor teeth, etc...

Fat white western women will seen be the butt of the majority of our jokes.
01-08-2014 11:10 AM
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
Why do black people hate swimming?
Cos MY WEAVE

Why do white people hate swimming?
Cos no on likes soggy crackers
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations.

I don't know too many about white people in general though.
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
See Russell Peters and Dave Chapelle
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
Joke 1: USA.
Joke 2: feminism.
Joke 3: SWPL.
Big Grin
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
What's white and 8 inches long?
Nothing.
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
I know some old school Jewish jokes:

Which way does A Jewish girl face when she's sleeping?




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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
What does a white guy do when something breaks?

He fixes it.
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
What do you call a white person on fire?
A firecracker
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
Sorry guys but these are all lame cracker-ass-cracker jokes. Dodgy
What else ya got?
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
Why can't white people jump?
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
(01-08-2014 01:03 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  Sorry guys but these are all lame cracker-ass-cracker jokes. Dodgy
What else ya got?

What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
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They're both stuck up cunts!
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
(01-08-2014 01:07 PM)soup Wrote:  Why can't white people jump?
Inbreeding
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
(01-08-2014 12:22 PM)houston Wrote:  What's white and 8 inches long?
Nothing.

Great one Big Grin
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
Here's a local one that touches on the topic:

You're strolling on the river coast and see two men drowning: a white and a black. You have time to save only one of them. Whom should you save?
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You should save the black one. The white could be a Serb.
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
(01-08-2014 01:21 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  
(01-08-2014 12:22 PM)houston Wrote:  What's white and 8 inches long?
Nothing.

Great one Big Grin

I laughed.

I like Mental's joke too. That one had me giggle.
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
(01-08-2014 01:20 PM)houston Wrote:  
(01-08-2014 01:07 PM)soup Wrote:  Why can't white people jump?
Inbreeding

Nope
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
(01-08-2014 10:42 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  There's plenty of blonde jokes, Polish jokes,

So, you've heard jokes about blonds and polacks..

(01-08-2014 10:42 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  but I can't say that I've heard any white jokes.

But, you say you've never heard any white jokes!?!?

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

You dumb polack!!
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
(01-08-2014 01:49 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  
(01-08-2014 10:42 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  There's plenty of blonde jokes, Polish jokes,

So, you've heard jokes about blonds and polacks..

(01-08-2014 10:42 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  but I can't say that I've heard any white jokes.

But, you say you've never heard any white jokes!?!?

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

You dumb polack!!

White jokes are usually recycled Polish jokes.
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
There seems to be a lot of jokes that get used on whoever are the whipping boys of a particular area. For instance, I remember watching Benny Hill as a kid and hearing him use what I knew as Polish jokes with the Irish in the punch line.
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(01-08-2014 01:59 PM)j r Wrote:  There seems to be a lot of jokes that get used on whoever are the whipping boys of a particular area. For instance, I remember watching Benny Hill as a kid and hearing him use what I knew as Polish jokes with the Irish in the punch line.

In UK most jokes are "there was an Englishman, a Scotsman and Irishman"...the Irishman is always the punchline
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RE: Does anybody have any white jokes?
Why do whites burn in the sun?
Evil can't stand the light
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