Read The Forum Rules: We have a clear set of rules to keep the forum running smoothly. Click here to review them.

Post Reply 
Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten b
Author Message
vinman Offline
International Playboy
******
Gold Member

Posts: 3,343
Joined: Dec 2010
Reputation: 67
Post: #1
Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten b
TAMPA — Nature apparently has it out for some people. For instance, Erik Norrie, a man who, in his 40 years on Earth, has had run ins with monkeys, sharks, rattlesnakes and the hammer of Thor himself.

Norrie is currently recovering from his latest attack, in which a shark bit off a chunk of his leg during a spear fishing trip in the Bahamas.

"I felt this shark grab my leg, and the ripping sound, and when I turned around the water was filled with blood. It looked like a Jaws movie," Norrie told WTSP News.

He used part of his spear fishing equipment to make a tourniquet after making his way to a sandbar. His daughter called for help over a radio and he is now in a Tampa hospital awaiting surgery.

"That was a tough ride," Norrie told FOX News in Tampa. "I really did think I was going to die."

Enlarge image
Erik Norrie recovers in a Tampa hospital after being bitten by a shark.
Credit: Courtesy of Fox News tampa, via YouTube
Norrie's encounters with the dangers of Nature goes all the way back to his childhood, according to the New York Daily News. When he was 10 years old, a tree under which he stood was struck by lightning. He was blown over by the strike, but was unhurt.

Years later, he was bitten by a rattlesnake while walking at a country club and nearly lost his leg. He spent two weeks in intensive care.

The New York Daily News also reports that he was attacked by monkeys twice, once because he wandered too close to a simian while in the Amazon. The second time was the result of a joke, of sorts, played by his wife.

She locked Norrie in a cage with a small monkey, which then proceeded to bite, hit and pelt him with his own keys. His wife, Spryng, wasn't worried, though.

"She took photos and giggled," he said.


Read more at http://www.ksl.com/?nid=711&sid=26336838...QJQDwoI.99

"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine
12-29-2013 11:49 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Vaun Offline
True Player
*****
Gold Member

Posts: 2,816
Joined: Jun 2013
Reputation: 55
Post: #2
RE: Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten b
(12-29-2013 11:49 PM)vinman Wrote:  TAMPA — Nature apparently has it out for some people. For instance, Erik Norrie, a man who, in his 40 years on Earth, has had run ins with monkeys, sharks, rattlesnakes and the hammer of Thor himself.

Norrie is currently recovering from his latest attack, in which a shark bit off a chunk of his leg during a spear fishing trip in the Bahamas.

"I felt this shark grab my leg, and the ripping sound, and when I turned around the water was filled with blood. It looked like a Jaws movie," Norrie told WTSP News.

He used part of his spear fishing equipment to make a tourniquet after making his way to a sandbar. His daughter called for help over a radio and he is now in a Tampa hospital awaiting surgery.

"That was a tough ride," Norrie told FOX News in Tampa. "I really did think I was going to die."

Enlarge image
Erik Norrie recovers in a Tampa hospital after being bitten by a shark.
Credit: Courtesy of Fox News tampa, via YouTube
Norrie's encounters with the dangers of Nature goes all the way back to his childhood, according to the New York Daily News. When he was 10 years old, a tree under which he stood was struck by lightning. He was blown over by the strike, but was unhurt.

Years later, he was bitten by a rattlesnake while walking at a country club and nearly lost his leg. He spent two weeks in intensive care.

The New York Daily News also reports that he was attacked by monkeys twice, once because he wandered too close to a simian while in the Amazon. The second time was the result of a joke, of sorts, played by his wife.

She locked Norrie in a cage with a small monkey, which then proceeded to bite, hit and pelt him with his own keys. His wife, Spryng, wasn't worried, though.

"She took photos and giggled," he said.


Read more at http://www.ksl.com/?nid=711&sid=26336838...QJQDwoI.99

of course this guy lives in Florida
12-30-2013 12:01 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 3 users Like Vaun's post:
vinman, Handsome Creepy Eel, PoosyWrecker
Handsome Creepy Eel Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 10,970
Joined: Apr 2011
Reputation: 158
Post: #3
RE: Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten b



"Imagine" by HCE | Hitler reacts to Battle of Montreal | An alternative use for squid that has never crossed your mind before
12-30-2013 03:11 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Beyond Borders Away
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 7,198
Joined: Aug 2011
Reputation: 240
Post: #4
RE: Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten b
El Mechanico?
12-30-2013 03:49 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 3 users Like Beyond Borders's post:
Edmund Dantes, Vacancier Permanent, scotian
Suits Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 9,716
Joined: Feb 2013
Reputation: 238
Post: #5
RE: Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten b
(12-29-2013 11:49 PM)vinman Wrote:  She locked Norrie in a cage with a small monkey, which then proceeded to bite, hit and pelt him with his own keys. His wife, Spryng, wasn't worried, though.

"She took photos and giggled," he said.

Anyone wanna play 'flip the genders' with this one?

I'm the King of Beijing!
12-30-2013 08:12 AM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 5 users Like Suits's post:
vinman, Handsome Creepy Eel, Ocelot, eradicator, Hades
Mikev75 Offline
Recovering Beta
*

Posts: 212
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation: 0
Post: #6
RE: Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten b
Why is it always "Florida man..."??

I even once saw a twitter account called Florida Man. It was all similar stories.
12-30-2013 02:15 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 2 users Like Mikev75's post:
Beyond Borders, PoosyWrecker
el mechanico Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 11,037
Joined: Mar 2011
Reputation: 152
Post: #7
RE: Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten b
I know a guy who's house got flooded and his dog was on the roof and took a piss on him while he was carrying a tv and got bit by a rattlesnake all at the same time.
12-30-2013 02:26 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 6 users Like el mechanico's post:
PoosyWrecker, Veloce, Vacancier Permanent, scotian, Vaun, 2Wycked
Maciano Offline
Wingman
***

Posts: 655
Joined: Feb 2012
Reputation: 10
Post: #8
RE: Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten b
I thought Steve Irwin died years ago?
12-30-2013 02:59 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
MrXY Offline
International Playboy
******
Gold Member

Posts: 3,353
Joined: Jan 2012
Reputation: 78
Post: #9
punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten b
Here in Florida we live manly lives of action and adventure

You guys are just jealous Cool

"If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there!- Captain Ron
12-30-2013 04:04 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes MrXY's post:
Vaun
Sombro Offline
True Player
*****

Posts: 1,952
Joined: Dec 2012
Reputation: 18
Post: #10
RE: Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten b
I'll bet his nickname is "Lucky."
12-30-2013 06:30 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
polymath Offline
Alpha Male
****

Posts: 1,066
Joined: Nov 2011
Reputation: 11
Post: #11
RE: Florida man bitten by shark, punched by monkey (twice), struck by lightning, bitten b
Hahaha "pelt him with his own keys."

Monkeys seem to have a knack for degradation.
12-30-2013 07:31 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[-] The following 1 user Likes polymath's post:
Suits
Post Reply 


Possibly Related Threads...
Thread: Author Replies: Views: Last Post
  Douglas High School shooting in Florida Roosh 1,190 121,970 04-27-2018 10:34 PM
Last Post: RIslander
  "Florida Man" Documentary SteezeySteve 3 1,705 03-02-2018 02:35 PM
Last Post: PapayaTapper
  Feminist tells black man on subway to stop manspreading, gets punched in the face Roosh 62 10,088 12-03-2017 04:28 PM
Last Post: Dulceácido

Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

Contact Us | RooshV.com | Return to Top | Return to Content | Mobile Version | RSS Syndication