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http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/whic...st-penises

I can see using this during some fluff time conversation to segue into some sex talk . Especially if you are traveling in a state that brings up the bottom of the list.

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The fuck is happening up in Dakota.

Post: #4

Mississippi gets the short end of the stick on alot things, apparently

Post: #5

When IRT mentioned life being tough as a brown man in the deep south, he must have been referring specifically to Mississippi.

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(12-19-2013 12:03 AM)runsonmagic Wrote:  The fuck is happening up in Dakota.

Lot's of jelqueing out in the oil patch?

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Quote:Okay—we get it—this information should be taken with a grain of salt. The data only included men who purchased condoms from this exact site

Data is bullshit, men in Dakota can't measure, and Mississiissiisiisisispi (fucking spelling) doesn't use condoms.

Post: #9

Cue Houston's new thread:

Why do Americans have an obsession with Dick Size?

Post: #10

I'm serious about using this in convo with a broad btw.

Obviously it's situational so don't just blurt it out, but I'm going to give it a roll next time I'm in MN. After a few drinks it should work well as they are way down the list from WI.

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Honestly, I can't help but feel a sense of pride that the fine state of Arizona has overall the 7th largest dicks in America.

Post: #12

Or North Dakotans are just overestimating the most.

Post: #13

Vikings had big dicks. North Dakotans descend from Vikings.

Post: #14

I think it's interesting if a small guy with a tiny baby dick who has game is going to be able to have sex with a lot more girls than a Viking descendant who gets married to some fat Mid-American whale.

If he wanted to, he could probably impregnate a lot of girls, and the Viking genes would lose out if there were a competition.

What does that say about powerful Viking Genes? What does that say about evo-psychology?

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(12-19-2013 03:27 AM)soup Wrote:  I think it's interesting if a small guy with a tiny baby dick who has game is going to be able to have sex with a lot more girls than a Viking descendant who gets married to some fat Mid-American whale.

If he wanted to, he could probably impregnate a lot of girls, and the Viking genes would lose out if there were a competition.

What does that say about powerful Viking Genes? What does that say about evo-psychology?

Rape and pillage is not as viable as it used to be?

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"We are using condom statistics to write a study about nation where raw dogging is a norm due to government sponsored slut pills."

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(12-19-2013 07:20 AM)funkyzeit Wrote:  "We are using condom statistics to write a study about nation where raw dogging is a norm due to government sponsored slut pills."

More correct. This is from condom data, north dakota probably has tons of dudes buying condoms to a) avoid problems when they come back home after a long oil job or b) avoid std's from oil patch whores.

Mississippi and Alabama just dont' use condoms period.

edit: That wasn't hotwheels point though, it would be good conversation if you are from a high ranked state and picking up in a lower one.