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I’ve had harem “shrinkage” resulting from the incipient obesity epidemic. So, two woman part of long-term rotation, both of whom I hadn’t seen for a few months. One I got together with a month ago, after her first year in nursing school. I had my suspicions, which were confirmed when the clothes came off - the dreaded freshman fifteen had spoiled a nice seven and knocked her down to a six at best. Gasp! (Still hit it - no homo). Not long after, I ran into a forty something year old that was an age adjusted six, with a booty that redeemed any other shortcomings. I saw her on the street, and kept on walking (she didn’t see me) as it seemed that she had ballooned to something grotesque, judging by the face alone, about thirty extra pounds. Yikes! Needless to say, they’ve been dropped out of rotation. It isn’t enough that a player has to spin plates, put up with flaking, shit tests, I-phone princesses and cockblocks. Now the friggin obesity epidemic is ruining the existing rotation. Ain’t nobody got time to monitoring bishes’ diets. Damn! That's my rant.