Post: #1

Tons of people dressed up as Santa today in NYC. Has anyone worked out a game plan to get at these ho ho hos ?

Post: #2

Obviously it will need to be indoors somewhere. I walked about ten blocks and could no longer feel my feet, therefore I can't see myself standing outside asking girls "is that a good santa outfit?"

Post: #3

I'm pretty sure the bars are going to be packed tonight with drunk Santa bitches.

Any intel on this or do they finish early and go do other shit at night.

Btw rep point goes to any player whose info helps me attain a Santa notch.

NYC players, tonight's mission is Santa pussy, let's do this !

Post: #4

Dude I am sitting next to a pool right now watching ships go by on the Hudson reading a book and texting with two 5'8" Russians to line them up for later. Have no time for drunk Rutgers slobs.

Post: #5

Soup, It's all about the LES tonight, that's where it's centered. Run some billy burg bridge logistics, tell us how it's done.

Post: #6

It seems like a giant pub crawl, apparently they text/twitter the "route" to subscribers.

I'm probably just going to post up at a couple bars around East Village/Union Square and see what slutty drunk elves I can convince to back to my workbench.

Post: #7

If you have some sort of winter costume, I would think that would only help you in your quest for a santa notch. seriously, it is like you are a part of their club when you are both in costume.

Post: #8

(12-14-2013 05:22 PM)puckman Wrote:  Dude I am sitting next to a pool right now watching ships go by on the Hudson reading a book and texting with two 5'8" Russians to line them up for later. Have no time for drunk Rutgers slobs.

Give me one.

Post: #9

Haha, I think I am taking one to Queens of the Stone Age at Barclays.

Anyone in nyc notice this event has morphed over the years into some weird preppy mardi gras?

Post: #10

Was just walking around EV. Lots of Santacon people out. The weather just fucking sucks. This is definitely not my type of scene. Will likely just go to the gym instead of going out tonight...

Should be plenty of girls out though.. 13th Step looked pretty busy. You may have some luck at Phoebes too

Post: #11

(12-14-2013 05:27 PM)master_thespian Wrote:  If you have some sort of winter costume, I would think that would only help you in your quest for a santa notch. seriously, it is like you are a part of their club when you are both in costume.

Wear an ugly Christmas sweater if you can pull one off. Bitches love ugly Christmas sweaters.

Post: #12

Jeffy Allen of RSD has a long live in-field pick up video of him at Santa Con. Watch that, make a costume that's unique, go crazy.

His was reindeer. At crotch level. Girls would hump them. It was funny.

Post: #13

1. Dress up as the Grinch.

2. Ask 'have you got any presents for me '

3. Prod them in the tit. When questioned, tell them that you didn't think Santa was real.

4. Dress up as Santa, but with a pimp cane. Stand next to groups of Santa girls.

5. Bring them a present at crotch height, when they take the lid off they'll get a surprise...

6. Ask why they are dressed up as the tooth fairy.

In all seriousness, I imagine you'd just game them as any other girl. They'll probably be a bit more receptive because of their costume...

...and it's an easy opener.

Post: #14

I just spent all night in murray hill for nothing. Kind of drunk, kind of upset. What a waste of a night.

Post: #15

(12-15-2013 03:53 AM)slubu Wrote:  I just spent all night in murray hill for nothing. Kind of drunk, kind of upset. What a waste of a night.

Details?

Post: #16

(12-15-2013 03:53 AM)slubu Wrote:  I just spent all night in murray hill for nothing. Kind of drunk, kind of upset. What a waste of a night.

You should have gone to East Village/LES... that's where everybody was

Post: #17

Mildly successful Santacon or as I referred to it as: "Where's Waldo Convention." I didn't actually partake too much as I'll explain below.

Started off at the Belfry and got a makeout with a girl dressed as a reindeer before her friends dragged her away (she was super drunk). Bounced from there at was looking for somewhere to get food and ended up at the Alder in EV because it had a sign with "no santas" and I was starving. A welcomed change from the insanity and a pretty chill scene with a decent menu, probably a good place to meet dates for a drink/cocktails. Sat at the bar and started chatting up two cute Australian birds, things are going well and we bounce to the Gansevoort rooftop. We are there until the close and I am able to isolate my target while her friend gets distracted by a fellow player. However, her friend loses her hat from the coat check and drama ensues so I figure that the vibe is ruined, however, thankfully they aren't staying together and I peel my girl off in a cab and take her back to my hotel and get a decent blower from her, but then she splits so no bang.

Side note, I was not dressed up as santa/whatever, just a suit jacket, pocket square, dress shirt and jeans.

Post: #18

bad bad santas

Post: #19

Just another excuse for hipsters and attention whores
to act like assholes. Nothing cool about it.

Post: #20

For years I've been wanting to bang a girl dressed in an elf costume

Just the other day I texted this to one of my girls, telling her I wanted her to put on an elf costume and sit on my face

She replied," Elf might be hard to get, how about a schoolgirl outfit?"

Post: #21

You know that video was taken early on in the night, as by 3 am it had warmed up and was raining and had washed a lot of the snow away.

On a side note, Santacon might be the perfect time to pull a heist in the EV/LES (not condoning such activities).

Post: #22

(12-15-2013 03:53 AM)slubu Wrote:  I just spent all night in murray hill for nothing. Kind of drunk, kind of upset. What a waste of a night.

doesnt this sum up pretty much any random night in murray hill?

Post: #23

^ Hahahaha, absolutely.

Slubu just go to CATCH tonight, thank me tomorrow.

Post: #24

Why would any want to hang in Murray hill? It's filled with whack sports pubs, and nothing fun. Definitely not my vibe. Maybe there are hot girls? I doubt it because they usually hang downtown.