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Daughter is only 15......

Too bad she cut her hair.

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Of course I should have used "" as in "Michael Jackson's" as his kids weren't even conceived by him.

The rest of the point still stands: Michael used this future landwhale as a 'mother designate' of his parental fantasy. He must have found her in the Walmart's savings aisle.

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Debbie Rowe was actually the receptionist or nurse of one of his plastic surgeons I believe. That's how he got to know her, and led to her essentially being a surrogate. I believe she legally signed away any rights to the child she bore, but when Michael ended up in court on another child molestation beef, she started attention-whoring about getting custody back. Debbie was never hot in my book, so her deterioration isn't that shocking to me.

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How is it possible that Paris is so White? The media isn't touching the topic but it'd be intreestign to see what happens if Paris took a paternity test.

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(12-08-2013 12:06 PM)Vicious Wrote:  How is it possible that Paris is so White? The media isn't touching the topic but it'd be intreestign to see what happens if Paris took a paternity test.

I think everyone knows that none of Mike's DNA made it into those kids...hahaha! It is interesting how the media never called him out on it, but that's a different discussion.

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If MJ were still alive, it'd be time to pull a Woody Allen...

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(12-08-2013 12:11 PM)basilransom Wrote:  If MJ were still alive, it'd be time to pull a Woody Allen...

With Prince or blanket?

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(12-08-2013 12:09 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

(12-08-2013 12:06 PM)Vicious Wrote:  How is it possible that Paris is so White? The media isn't touching the topic but it'd be intreestign to see what happens if Paris took a paternity test.

I think everyone knows that none of Mike's DNA made it into those kids...hahaha! It is interesting how the media never called him out on it, but that's a different discussion.

Seriously? I never followed the MJ drama much.

Wasn't his entire rationale in hooking up with her to have children? Why would he raise another man's if he could have his own? Was he impotent?

Who is suspected to be the father(s) of his 3 kids (2 by this landwhale and 1 from another woman)?

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(12-08-2013 01:17 PM)assman Wrote:  

(12-08-2013 12:09 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

(12-08-2013 12:06 PM)Vicious Wrote:  How is it possible that Paris is so White? The media isn't touching the topic but it'd be intreestign to see what happens if Paris took a paternity test.

I think everyone knows that none of Mike's DNA made it into those kids...hahaha! It is interesting how the media never called him out on it, but that's a different discussion.

Seriously? I never followed the MJ drama much.

Wasn't his entire rationale in hooking up with her to have children? Why would he raise another man's if he could have his own? Was he impotent?

Who is suspected to be the father(s) of his 3 kids (2 by this landwhale and 1 from another woman)?

Mike never fucked Debbie Rowe. She was a surrogate, and they used donor sperm. If it were his own sperm, the kids would have some of his pre-plastic surgery characteristics. Namely, they'd be biracial. Those kids are straight white. WHY he didn't use his own DNA is a mystery. He chose Rowe because he liked and trusted her, and as I stated, she signed away her rights for money. Much of Mike's life defied reason, and this was no different.

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Are you sure that's not Chris Farley?

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How much do you want to bet that the daughter will try to become some kind of pop star?

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(12-08-2013 01:24 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

(12-08-2013 01:17 PM)assman Wrote:  Seriously? I never followed the MJ drama much.

Wasn't his entire rationale in hooking up with her to have children? Why would he raise another man's if he could have his own? Was he impotent?

Who is suspected to be the father(s) of his 3 kids (2 by this landwhale and 1 from another woman)?

Mike never fucked Debbie Rowe. She was a surrogate, and they used donor sperm. If it were his own sperm, the kids would have some of his pre-plastic surgery characteristics. Namely, they'd be biracial. Those kids are straight white. WHY he didn't use his own DNA is a mystery. He chose Rowe because he liked and trusted her, and as I stated, she signed away her rights for money. Much of Mike's life defied reason, and this was no different.

Damn. What a strange cat.

I dunno about straight white. The two boys, especially the younger one, looks like they could have had a Hispanic father (with a white mother). And the daughter looks like she could have had a Middle Eastern father (and white mother). But yeah, definitely not black-white biracial.

Those kids have got to be all kinds of fucked in the head. No doubt Paris has all kinds of daddy issues . . .

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(12-08-2013 01:35 PM)soup Wrote:  How much do you want to bet that the daughter will try to become some kind of pop star?

I'm more inclined to believe that the studios will try to make her a pop star rather than vice-versa. Big $$$ for a dying industry.

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I couldn't call her a victim, because she was plain, low value shit back at the time.

Paris' and Prince's father is supposedly their godfather: Mark Lester, the star of the '69 film of 'Oliver!' He's repeatedly stated he donated sperm for Jackson.

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(12-08-2013 01:35 PM)soup Wrote:  How much do you want to bet that the daughter will try to become some kind of pop star?

She never inherited MJs talented genes tho... The whole Jackson family was gifted

She can try but she will flop.

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(12-08-2013 02:24 PM)kosko Wrote:  She never inherited MJs talented genes tho...

She can try but she will flop.

Miley Cyrus is pretty successful.

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Miley isn't Billy Ray Cyrus's blood?
Wow. If so.

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(12-08-2013 02:58 PM)rhino Wrote:  Miley Cyrus is pretty successful.

I was reading in industry papers recently that the insider consensus is she actually isn't, considering the massive amount of media attention she garned for her antics only translated into middling sales. 'Wrecking Ball' was considered 'dead' by week four, and its re-activation wasn't anything she did, but due to the viral video of the guy singing it on chatroulette, which counts as youtube views towards her song, which is part of how the Billboard Charts are now aggregated, since they believe people watching is somehow equal to a sale, even though no money exchanges hands.

It's possible to now have the number one album in the country with first week sales of around 65,000. The industry is struggling.

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Miley at least has some talent underneath all the craziness:




She tried to pull a Lady GaGa and fell short - she'll probably recover in an album or two.

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I think with all the nonce drama, having a nuclear family was Mike's attempt at giving some semblance of normalcy. America doesn't look too well on grown ass men with no kids and no progression towards having a wife. If you mix that in with numerous allegations of kid fiddling, sleepovers and all that, this was his attempt to do so. So when people would say oh Jacko is gay and wacko, it could be countered by..no, he isn't..look he has a family with children.

I think this is the same reason NBA players always get married. It looks good in the public eye, especially for the higher salaried players and actually works in favour of endorsements. So, even if they get divorced and she takes half, half of 200 million leaves him with 100 million as opposed to 40 million that he would get if he remained single and looked like a chronic 'womaniser'.

Why Mike didn't decide to knock up Debbie with his own spunk eludes me currently.

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So funny story.

My dad always thought that Michael Jackson was castrated.

So it's funny that his theory actually fits with MJ having children that had none of his DNA.
Who knows...maybe he was?

That is all.

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(12-08-2013 12:06 PM)Vicious Wrote:  How is it possible that Paris is so White?

Erm because her mom and dad are both white

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Once I read something that said MJ was actually not the father of at least Paris and Prince.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...riend.html
It's worth what it's worth though...

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You can't be a wall victim if you were always busted.