Post: #1

I think not!

http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/2013/12...utt-honor/

The cold part about it is how she's all mad about it. And she should be because saying that she has the best ass ever is a fucking travesty. I'm not saying her ass looks terrible, but it doesn't even begin to crack any all time lists. For your consideration:

Eveangeline Lilly:


Beyonce:


Kim Kardashian:


Ines Sainz:


I rest my case

Post: #2

(12-06-2013 08:36 PM)El_Superbeasto Wrote:  I think not!

http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/2013/12...utt-honor/

The cold part about it is how she's all mad about it. And she should be because saying that she has the best ass ever is a fucking travesty. I'm not saying her ass looks terrible, but it doesn't even begin to crack any all time lists. For your consideration:

Eveangeline Lilly:


Beyonce:


Kim Kardashian:


Ines Sainz:


I rest my case

Those chicks have nice asses but lets be real here there are shitloads of unknown broads in brazil that have better asses than them.

Post: #3

This is f'ing preposterous. And of course this rag doesn't say "best ass ever", it says "Best. Butt. Ever." Which is quite a bit worse.

There was a good example of a truly superb ass in Athlone's thread recently. I won't post it here because it's NSFW, but here is the link to the post. I'm talking about the girl in the top two gifs:

/thread-3335-p...#pid589859

This is pretty close to a perfect ass.

Post: #4

its just advertising man, dont get too hung up on it!

Post: #5

inb4 race thread lol...

Post: #6

To have the best butt ever, you actually have to have a butt. I actually think Evangeline Lilly is sexy, but she has no ass. It's like the invasion of the body snatchers. They took the ass, and left the rest of her...

Post: #7

These broads are all 30+. There's no way that the best ass in the world belongs to a 35 year old. This is all part of the women peak in their thirties campaign. Not having it.

Post: #8

(12-06-2013 08:45 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  This is f'ing preposterous. And of course this rag doesn't say "best ass ever", it says "Best. Butt. Ever." Which is quite a bit worse.

There was a good example of a truly superb ass in Athlone's thread recently. I won't post it here because it's NSFW, but here is the link to the post. I'm talking about the girl in the top two gifs:

/thread-3335-p...#pid589859

This is pretty close to a perfect ass.

I agree that the shape is pretty close to what I imagine for a perfect ass. That said, it looks like it might be a little loose based on the ease with which she moves it. To be a perfect ass, you'd need an immaculate al dente.

BTW this is a dupe thread.

We already have the Ass University thread for discussions on this topic.

Post: #9

(12-06-2013 08:36 PM)El_Superbeasto Wrote:  I think not!

http://blog.sfgate.com/dailydish/2013/12...utt-honor/

The cold part about it is how she's all mad about it. And she should be because saying that she has the best ass ever is a fucking travesty.

Yeah, because it's "Women's Health" magazine. This feels like that thing girls do on facebook when they sabotage their 'friends' by posting and tagging unflattering photos of each other, plus that other thing they do which is malicious backhanded compliments. Lily is upset because they made her feel crass and slutty, like those girls with actual nice asses on the cover of men's magazines or tabliods.

Post: #10

Is that supposed to make American white girls feel good about their flat asses?

Post: #11

This is what the media does. Getting upset about it is like going up to some old man and saying, "I don't care what your coffee mug says, I know for a fact that you are not the world's best grandpa!"

Post: #12

Evangeline Lilly


After seeing the title of this thread and then finding this.....

Post: #13

Dupe

Post: #14

(12-06-2013 09:14 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  These broads are all 30+. There's no way that the best ass in the world belongs to a 35 year old. This is all part of the women peak in their thirties campaign. Not having it.

Every rule has an exception. In this case her name is Chicken Tuna.

She is in her mid 40's!

Post: #15

(12-06-2013 08:54 PM)BLarsen Wrote:  inb4 race thread lol...

Pretty much. I can't believe I came into an ass thread that contained a bunch of photos of white girls. What the hell is wrong with you people?

Post: #16

Post: #17

I just had breakfast on a busy street in Medellin and saw about 20 asses better than that on five block walk back to my place.

Post: #18

(12-06-2013 08:53 PM)Pyre Wrote:  its just advertising man, dont get too hung up on it!

QFT this is what's called a "sell" in the magazine world, just a way to get you to pick up/buy the mag.

Post: #19

(12-07-2013 02:20 PM)scotian Wrote:  I just had breakfast on a busy street in Medellin and saw about 20 asses better than that on five block walk back to my place.