Post: #1

I love this female philosophy "I want a man but I don' need a man".

I laugh when I see women post girl power shit on Facebook and even preach it loud and proud. Of course I must play devil's advocate and troll them when I can.

Here's one I saw recently. A woman I know(mid 30's) who has 3 kids from 3 different guys started preaching how she doesn't need a man to survive and that she's strong and independent.

I laughed because she lives in a section 8(subsidized housing) apartment. She lost custody of 2 of her kids and has custody of the 3rd and youngest one.

One day she starts attention whoring on FB about how her car just broke down and she's stuck on the highway with her kid.

I held back from trolling her because she was stuck and I know it's a shitty situation to be in. But then all the white knights started jumping in offering to pick her up and fix her car. Free of charge!!

I should have hit her with "Well it's a good thing you don't need a man."

So if you think about this situation logically what are her options?
1. Call a friend to help her(Male friend who knows about cars)
2. Call triple A(A male tow truck driver) to tow her to a garage where a (male) mechanic can fix her car.
3. Shoot a metaphorical flare into the air(Bitch about her bad luck on Facebook) and see who offers to help.

I'm sure there are female tow truck drivers and mechanics out there but they are few and far between. And I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a garage and a set of tools to fix it herself.

So tell me again how she doesn't need a man? I think it's more like she doesn't need 1 man to take care of her needs ...as in a boyfriend or a husband. But there is no arguing that a woman no matter how strong and independent needs a man in her life in one form or another.

If you dropped even the most beta man in the middle of the woods hundreds of miles from civilization he'd figure out a way to survive. A woman would just curl up and die from the loneliness alone.

What other scenarios can you think of where a woman absolutely would need a man?

Post: #2

Being in a Muslim country, unescorted, and white.

Wald

Post: #3

No skills and bottom of the corporate ladder.

Post: #4

I get what you're saying, but I wouldn't consider getting a tow and a mechanic "needing a man".

Unless you do all the work on your own car, fix your own plumbing, electricity, heating and air conditioning, do all your own home repairs, hunt and grow all your own food and find and boil your own water, then everyone "needs a man".

The shit she should be called out for if she claims to be so independent and in no need of a man is living in section 8 housing, probably being on welfare/food stamps, and (probably) getting guys to pay for car repairs, helping with rent, food for her kids, ect.

Post: #5

A white woman in a rural City in India.

I'm trying to think when a women actually truly value a mans presence and what he can give to her?

Post: #6

(12-05-2013 11:30 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  Being in a Muslim country, unescorted, and white.

Wald

That's a good one. Yet they still do it. There's no female privilege there that's for sure.

Post: #7

Moar Situations Where Women Absolutely Need Men:

• Fighting wars (conscription anyone?)
• Opening a jar of any sort
• Killing bugs, especially spiders
  

Wald

Post: #8

(12-05-2013 11:38 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

• Opening a jar of any sort
  

Well jars are clearly a male conspiracy to keep housewives in check

Post: #9

Getting gangbanged on camera

Post: #10

This is funny. I had a girl once who friend zoned me asking for help with her car. She locked her keys in it.

I told her that she would have to call a tow truck and have them do it. My B *click*

I enjoyed that.

Post: #11

What about lesbian couples who want to conceive? Do they need a man?

Post: #12

(12-05-2013 11:44 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(12-05-2013 11:38 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

• Opening a jar of any sort
  

Well jars are clearly a male conspiracy to keep housewives in check

To be honest, I occasionally have problems with jars too. They're really locking these bastards tighter and tighter due to health regulations (and lawsuits from running afoul of contaminated food) becoming stricter and stricter.

That said, just ribbing any single part of it open (just half a mm tops) with a knife lets some air in and opening it then becomes a cakewalk. I wonder if women know about this trick.

Post: #13

(12-05-2013 12:43 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(12-05-2013 11:44 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(12-05-2013 11:38 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

• Opening a jar of any sort
  

Well jars are clearly a male conspiracy to keep housewives in check

To be honest, I occasionally have problems with jars too. They're really locking these bastards tighter and tighter due to health regulations (and lawsuits from running afoul of contaminated food) becoming stricter and stricter.

That said, just ribbing any single part of it open (just half a mm tops) with a knife lets some air in and opening it then becomes a cakewalk. I wonder if women know about this trick.

Do you even lift, Bro?

Post: #14

Of course not.

What a ridiculous idea that I should concern myself with such mundane physical matters!

I travel everywhere in a golden palanquin carried by my Amazon guard:

Post: #15

He might just need to do some hand grip exercises

Post: #16

Unfortunately, in our welfare state, the statement carries weight. Too many women don't need men anymore due to easy access to section 8 housing, food stamps, free education, medicade, disability, ect. The guv is systematically removing the male role in households.

Women still have a gap to fill, and they do with the swarms of beta orbiters they have on speed dial on their guv furnished phone.

Post: #17

(12-05-2013 12:43 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  What about lesbian couples who want to conceive? Do they need a man?

Yep - they still need a man.

Post: #18

"There's a spider in the bathroom, honey."

Post: #19

(12-05-2013 12:43 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  That said, just ribbing any single part of it open (just half a mm tops) with a knife lets some air in and opening it then becomes a cakewalk. I wonder if women know about this trick.

I taught that to my sister when we were kids so she'd stop bothering me to open jars.

This big one I've noticed: women need a man when something dies. Pet or family member, they won't turn to other women, but go sob on the chest of the biggest man in the room.

This also means disposal of dead things. I'm always getting calls about random dead birds or animals in their yard. My grandmother once beheaded a snake with a shovel in front of me and disposed of it. Now, thanks to feminism making women strong and empowered, they just whine on their smart phone until a man does the dirty work.

Post: #20

Moving furniture. I don't see them calling their girls and asking them to lug couches and dressers up and down stairs.

Post: #21

I think you misunderstand what it means to them when they say "I don't need a man." They mean that they need many men, but recognize that there are enough pathetic simps willing to fill in for one another that they don't need any specific one.

It's the epitome of callousness and precisely why it's in every man's best interest to master abundance mentality. If they want to play that game, agree and amplify- "she shouldn't be stuck dating you, you should both be free to explore yourselves with whoever you want because you're both strong and independent."

Joke's always on them though. Who needs who unfolds the same every time as long as your game stays tight. Don't fall for any girl who plays this game if LTR is your objective and you're safe.

Post: #22

This is one of the most outrageous lies that feminism has perpetrated, and I believe that this very lie has sown the seed of its eventual downfall.

Millions of women have been duped into believing that "they don't need a man", that they can put their career first, they can do "science" or "business" and "kick ass" in it, etc etc.

As these women age their instinct starts telling them more and more urgently that they need a man and a family more than anything in the world, and that's the only thing that has any possible meaning to them. Some will listen to this instinct and attempt to undo the damage. But the ones who are too proud or too brainwashed will double down and keep pretending that they can "put their careers first" and they're perfectly happy being "single" etc.

These women, as they age further, will live some of the most comically wretched and miserable lives that have ever been lived in conditions of relative comfort and abundance. Their loneliness and emptiness will be truly terrible and unquenchable. They will learn on their flesh and in their souls how much they truly "need a man".

In the end, the joke is that feminism is far worse for women than it is even for men. Men are ultimately interested in the world, so they can adapt to living in all kinds of circumstances -- they may sulk and whine, but sooner or later they look around and start doing something. For women, their entire purpose in life is found in their relationships to others, particularly their mates and children. A woman's loneliness is unanswerable; there is no WGTOW, because there is no way for them to go.

I can already see some of these over-educated women of my own generation who through their idiocy, vanity and the flattering lies of feminism have been duped into the whole "don't need a man" path, starting to have a desperate look in their eyes underneath the bravado; and it won't get any prettier for them.

What I believe will happen is that the females a couple of generations down the line will observe the almost unspeakable grimness of the lives of their "don't need a man" aunties, and decide to choose a different path -- get married and have children at a younger age, and the hell with these vaunted "careers". I wouldn't be surprised if this, more than any other single thing, contributes to the ultimate downfall of feminism as a practical ideal for female lives. But there will be some generations of serious hag roadkill in the meantime, and even though they've mostly brought it upon themselves, sometimes I really feel bad for them.

Post: #23

Changing a tire. Making sure to add oil to the car. Fixing a computer. Changing the water jug at the office when it is empty. The Internet is broken! Did you make sure the router or modem was plugged in? Did you restart it? Did you reset it? Did you pay your bill?

Post: #24

(12-05-2013 12:43 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(12-05-2013 11:44 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(12-05-2013 11:38 AM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

• Opening a jar of any sort
  

Well jars are clearly a male conspiracy to keep housewives in check

To be honest, I occasionally have problems with jars too. They're really locking these bastards tighter and tighter due to health regulations (and lawsuits from running afoul of contaminated food) becoming stricter and stricter.

That said, just ribbing any single part of it open (just half a mm tops) with a knife lets some air in and opening it then becomes a cakewalk. I wonder if women know about this trick.

Next time you have a hard time opening a jar, take the back end of a butter knife and whack it on the edge of the lid a few times around its circumference, I guarantee it'll come off easier. #kitchenhack#, don't tell any chicks that trick though.

Post: #25

I snicker every time a woman states she doesn't need a man. And it isn't even about all the things you guys have stated above regarding tasks that they need men to perform. They would miss our simple PRESENCE, even without us actually doing anything for them. They'd miss the attention they get from men more than anything. Any woman that goes any length of time without a man feeling THAT way about them becomes miserable, which prompts all of the denial and proclamations that they don't need what they truly wish they had, but aren't getting. They'll claim that they get love from their kids, job, cats etc. and that's enough.