Post: #1

http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2...mit-pounds

"The European manufacturer of an emergency contraceptive pill identical to Plan B, also known as the morning-after pill, will warn women that the drug is completely ineffective for women who weigh more than 176 pounds, and begins to lose effectiveness in women who weigh more than 165 pounds. "

Ok, now bring on the jokes and memes.

Post: #2

As if we needed ANOTHER reason not to bang fatties...

Post: #3

Fuck! I was in the danger zone for real a couple of months ago.

This chick was probably 155 pounds or so. Maybe 160!

Post: #4

From the same article:

Data for the years 2007 to 2010 show the average weight of American women 20 years and older is 166.2 pounds—greater than the weight at which emergency contraceptive pills that use levonorgestrel begin to lose their effectiveness.

Post: #5

What about taking double the dosage for fatties?

Post: #6

I had a fatty (400+LB) call me up once and ask me to steal a box of Plan B from the medical facility that I worked at. Apparently, she'd had an "accident" the night before. I told her that if she promised to never asked me commit a crime again, I might forget that she'd asked me to do this.

I guess I can message her on Facebook now and let her that it wouldn't have made a difference.

Also, I'm now sure how to explain why I have a fatty as a Facebook friend.

Post: #7

Fatties don't need birth control unless they turn skinny anyway.

Post: #8

(11-25-2013 12:58 PM)assman Wrote:   the average weight of American women 20 years and older is 166.2 pounds

Post: #9

166.2 pounds? Thats fucking disgusting. The combined weight of my 2 girlfriends is under 200 lbs. I think they combine to weigh 192 pounds roughly. I feel bad for you brahs in America. That is downright filthy. Sure there are some 6'0 tall woman that can hold that type of weight. But whats the average height of these woman 5'4? Yuck.

Post: #10

It's okay. Their bodies don't have the proper nutrition, hormones, or health to support life anyway.

Post: #11

(11-25-2013 03:50 PM)lavidaloca Wrote:  166.2 pounds? Thats fucking disgusting. The combined weight of my 2 girlfriends is under 200 lbs. I think they combine to weigh 192 pounds roughly. I feel bad for you brahs in America. That is downright filthy. Sure there are some 6'0 tall woman that can hold that type of weight. But whats the average height of these woman 5'4? Yuck.

Agreed. It's fucking disgusting. The nerve of the 'body positive' movement is sickening.

Post: #12

(11-25-2013 01:12 PM)Suits Wrote:  I had a fatty (400+LB) call me up once and ask me to steal a box of Plan B from the medical facility that I worked at. Apparently, she'd had an "accident" the night before. I told her that if she promised to never asked me commit a crime again, I might forget that she'd asked me to do this.

I guess I can message her on Facebook now and let her that it wouldn't have made a difference.

Also, I'm now sure how to explain why I have a fatty as a Facebook friend.

The better question is what person, or perhaps animal in this case put their cock in between her legs. And even better yet what person was so into banging this 400 pound person that he couldn't for the life of him pull out.

Post: #13

(11-25-2013 04:29 PM)lavidaloca Wrote:  

(11-25-2013 01:12 PM)Suits Wrote:  I had a fatty (400+LB) call me up once and ask me to steal a box of Plan B from the medical facility that I worked at. Apparently, she'd had an "accident" the night before. I told her that if she promised to never asked me commit a crime again, I might forget that she'd asked me to do this.

I guess I can message her on Facebook now and let her that it wouldn't have made a difference.

Also, I'm now sure how to explain why I have a fatty as a Facebook friend.

The better question is what person, or perhaps animal in this case put their cock in between her legs. And even better yet what person was so into banging this 400 pound person that he couldn't for the life of him pull out.

I met the guy. Very pleasant fellow. Possibly the biggest beta I've ever come across.

He didn't exactly have a lot going for him. They've declared bankruptcy since getting married.

But how he ever got it up, I'll never know. She also mentioned that he gave awesome head.

Post: #14

(11-25-2013 05:09 PM)Suits Wrote:  But how he ever got it up, I'll never know. She also mentioned that he gave awesome head.

Some of us have to keep our lunch down, y'know? Give us a warning next time!

Post: #15

Quote:But how he ever got it up, I'll never know. She also mentioned that he gave awesome head.

I glanced over this and nodded - "ok, she's disgusting at 400 lb., but at least she gave him good head".

Then the realization hit me.

Where's that :knockout: gif?

Post: #16

Damn and the worst part is you wouldn't know thy were pregnant until about 4-6 months in.

Post: #17

(11-26-2013 02:49 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Quote:But how he ever got it up, I'll never know. She also mentioned that he gave awesome head.

I glanced over this and nodded - "ok, she's disgusting at 400 lb., but at least she gave him good head".

Then the realization hit me.

Where's that :knockout: gif?

Post: #18

(11-25-2013 05:09 PM)Suits Wrote:  But how he ever got it up, I'll never know. She also mentioned that he gave awesome head.

I do believe I misread that.

I'mma walk away now.