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This story is one that warms the blackened, icy hearts of the Odd News team. In Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, Alan Markovitz, not satisfied with expressing his distaste for his ex-wife in just words, has bought and moved into a home that sits right next door to a house that’s occupied by…his ex-wife. That’s funny enough, but as WJBK Fox 2 points out, the cherry on top of this cupcake is an almost 12-foot high statue of a middle finger Markovitz put in his back yard, pointed toward his former love and her new boyfriend

Fox 2 wasn’t able to get the ex-wife on the horn, but did speak with Markovitz. He told them that the plan was to get even with the new boyfriend, because two had allegedly had an affair while she was still married to our favorite art patron. He also told them that it wasn’t his intention for this to be public and that it only spread after his ex-wife’s daughter posted a picture on her Twitter account.

A private message, however, would be out of character for Mr. Markovitz. He’s quite the deal in Detroit. As this Deadline Detroit article summarizes in its first paragraph, “He's been shot twice, and he once was the target of a murder contract. He wrote an autobiography and bought and sold 11 local topless clubs…He once used a chimp in an act with predictably strange results.” And that’s not it.

Fox 2 asked a very good question: is this legal? Their legal analyst Charlie Langton says “Unless this city has some ordinance, that prevents these kind of fingers from being illegal of some kind – no! You could have a statue, some people might call it art, I don’t know, but there’s nothing illegal about it…I know it doesn’t look good, but there’s nothing illegal about it. Get over it!”

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ex wife and daughter

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I hit them both.

Post: #3

Nice bimbo-look on both. I agree, will hit both lizards.

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They both look unnaturally aged, and have that glazed stare of someone who has been on a steady diet of vodka and dick.

Not sure which one is the mother and which one the daughter, but:

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That's awesome. Something similar happened in aspen a while ago. This guy got divorce and his wife got the house but on the property there was either a guest house or barn and it faced right on the freeway, so to get into aspen you have to drive by the property. He got the barn/guest house and painted a big middle finger on the roof so every time she drove by she'd see it. It was taken down years ago but it stayed up for quite a long time.

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(11-19-2013 06:21 PM)germanico Wrote:  They both look unnaturally aged, and have that glazed stare of someone who has been on a steady diet of vodka and dick.

Not sure which one is the mother and which one the daughter, but:

Look at the hands, no plastic surgery can fix that.

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So fucking stupid. He sounds like his own hamster is out-of-whack. The fact that he has enough money to do this stunt only means he is exhibiting beta-butthurt behavior on a mega-rich scale.

It's the rich beta equivalent to putting a bag of dog shit on the front porch.

Quote:"I'm so over her," Markovitz said. "This is about him. This is about him not being a man."

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Sounds like he is trying to promote his reality show, which is airing in the near future. Looks like a promo, mother and daughter might be in on it

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Only a beta bitch would do something like this. He's still allowing her to dominate his life & I bet she's rather enjoying seeing him do this sort of thing. Best thing he could do is cut bait. Move on ignore her completely & set out to live the best possible life for yourself & make her regret ever losing him