Post: #76

I think of myself more as a mod than a hipster.

Post: #77

Ok.

Serious question.

Let's say sh*t really hits the fan and the whole Hipster Nation declares war on the entire Douchebag Nation.

Who wins?

Would the Douchebags pure strength and muscle mass prevail?

Would the Hipsters superior ability to text and tweet and instagram give them a "communication edge" on the battle field?

Would the Douchebags roid rage lead them to a quick overwhelming victory?

Or would the Hipsters ability to farm and source organic vegetables give them the edge if food got scarce in a long drawn out affair?

Or would both sides lose because they are too afraid to use the "call function" on their phones and their strategies get mixed up?

Please discuss!

Also, which side would you take?

Post: #78

Hipsters will win because they are always ahead of the curve

Post: #79

(11-07-2013 04:51 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-07-2013 04:04 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  ^^^I would rather ride one the bikes at the bottom. Nothing wrong with getting big, though.

Cafe racer culture is not Hipster. Most those dudes build and fabricate.

Hmmm...not sure because I think hipsters are really into custom, small-batch, retro stuff (artisanal food, etc.). But OK anyway, how about this:

Post: #80

Hispters would win. They're smarter and douchebags have no loyalty to one another.

Post: #81

I'm a douche bag because none of my pants are tight enough to ever be considered a hipster.

But... I do get my eggs from a local farm and they are cage free. CONTRAST GAME!

Post: #82

More douchebag for sure. I can't remember where I heard/read it but someone said (paraphrasing) "learning game basically means learning how to become more of a douchebag."

It makes sense. Basically you become more self-centered, narcissistic, more manipulative and conniving, embracing the shallow side of your personality, more of an asshole, etc. Also more funny I think.

Post: #83

(11-07-2013 06:08 PM)Samseau Wrote:  Hispters would win. They're smarter and douchebags have no loyalty to one another.

Interesting points. The douchebags would have constant drama among themselves. Although, hipsters are easily distracted, so who knows if they could even stay in the war long enough to take advantage.

By the way, where do the bros fit into all of this. Do they bond with the douchebags over their love of lite beer and crushing pussy or will the douchebags' constant infractions to the bro code cause too much tension?

Post: #84

^ I'd still go with the d-bags we're talking about fights here. Usually brawls go down with the yolked out guys who all get into bar/street fights

3 bros vs 3 hipsters is a complete lop sided victory. But... Hipsters would win because there are wayyyyy more hipsters versus d-bags

Post: #85

Can hipsters be alpha or can they only be ironically alpha?

I guess I dress a bit hipsterish but I don't go full bore like most hipsters do. The problem with douchebags is they have no style: Their uniform is either cargo shorts & tank tops or tacky Ed Hardy type shit.

Post: #86

I'm hipster that is hitting the gym. Does that make me more douchebag as I gain in muscle or can I transmogrify into a muscled up hipster?

Post: #87

(11-07-2013 08:24 PM)Que enspastic Wrote:  I'm hipster that is hitting the gym. Does that make me more douchebag as I gain in muscle or can I transmogrify into a muscled up hipster?

Like this?

Post: #88

(11-07-2013 04:09 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Other questions:

Who does better in SEA?

Hipsters or Douchebags?

Who does better in EE?

Hipsters or Douchebags?

Who does better in Latin America?

Hipsters or Douchebags?

Who does better in Western Europe?

Hipsters or Douchebags?

(Game and height being equal of course.)

Before I started traveling, I had hipster tendencies. Here's a pic of my hipster peak:

   

But I quickly realized that the hipster subculture in foreign countries were less developed than the USA and, most importantly, had uglier girls. I veered away from it. Besides some spots in Scandinavia, a d-bag (I think a better word can be found actually) will get the girl 9 times out of a 10. Every country has a hipster scene, but the girls are usually bottom of the barrel. It's not like in the USA where you can find pretty cute hipsters. In foreign countries, girls become hipsters because they can't compete.

(11-07-2013 04:47 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  A douchebag can bang hipster girls (I'm proof of that) but a hipster isn't going to be able to bang the kind of skanks who traditionally go for d-bags.

D-bags > hipsters.

Yup. Hipsters can only bang their girls. D-bags can cross pollinate more easily. I think a classic look (James Bond, James Dean, etc) will maximize your success anywhere in the world.

Post: #89

(11-07-2013 10:04 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I think a classic look (James Bond, James Dean, etc) will maximize your success anywhere in the world.

Fashion is fleeting, but style is forever. It always comes back to the basics.

Post: #90

Quote:    

It not a bad look, actually. I like the shirt (though not the undershirt). And your face looks friendlier too. (No )

EDIT: Just noticed you're in a brutal sausage fest. Must have been in DC.

Post: #91

(11-07-2013 10:04 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

(11-07-2013 04:09 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Other questions:

Who does better in SEA?

Hipsters or Douchebags?

Who does better in EE?

Hipsters or Douchebags?

Who does better in Latin America?

Hipsters or Douchebags?

Who does better in Western Europe?

Hipsters or Douchebags?

(Game and height being equal of course.)

Before I started traveling, I had hipster tendencies. Here's a pic of my hipster peak:



But I quickly realized that the hipster subculture in foreign countries were less developed than the USA and, most importantly, had uglier girls. I veered away from it. Besides some spots in Scandinavia, a d-bag (I think a better word can be found actually) will get the girl 9 times out of a 10. Every country has a hipster scene, but the girls are usually bottom of the barrel. It's not like in the USA where you can find pretty cute hipsters. In foreign countries, girls become hipsters because they can't compete.

(11-07-2013 04:47 PM)MikeCF Wrote:  A douchebag can bang hipster girls (I'm proof of that) but a hipster isn't going to be able to bang the kind of skanks who traditionally go for d-bags.

D-bags > hipsters.

Yup. Hipsters can only bang their girls. D-bags can cross pollinate more easily. I think a classic look (James Bond, James Dean, etc) will maximize your success anywhere in the world.

Which probably has something to do with why, since I've donned my biker jacket, I've gotten exponentially more pussy.

Something like that, or Gmanisfesto's suit recommendations are the classic male fashions.

For all you guys on this forum calling me a hipster, keep in mind that I do try to rock a classic, timeless look.

Reason for this is that it taps into many more archetypes than most of the trendy fashions.

Post: #92

When I lived in Northcote, Melbourne which is supposedly the hipster capital of Australia I was never called a hipster nor did I consider myself one and Australians I know don't really use the word douchebag. I got called a "cunt" a lot by my guy friends which is actually a term of endearment (no homo) and an arsehole a lot by girls. I guess the meaning of "cunt" or "arsehole" (from a girl) is close to "douchebag" though I don't think I really know the essence of what someone from the U.S. means by that word. I once had a girl say that she'd never been out with a guy who was as much of a cunt as me which confused me because the funny thing is I actually consider myself a nice guy who is just starting to come out of beta.

Sometimes I think I lack self awareness though as I generally go out after a training (wrestling, judo and a little muay thai) so I'm probably a bit more amped up than I realize and people (even mates) comment that I'm a little more belligerent than usual. I think I also come across as a bit of a cunt because I had years of listening to my mum crap on about bullshit.

Post: #93

Everyone from Melbourne that thinks they are douchebag discovers they are actually hipster as soon as they go overseas. Hipsters are the mainstream in Melbourne, the douchbags are the true hipsters as they are more alternative and niche

Post: #94

A certain skinny as fuck forum member whose known for wearing weird shit like Pokemon hats and having a fondness for psychedelics often calls me a hipster, dude needs to look in the mirror.

Post: #95

Post: #96

(11-07-2013 10:14 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Quote:

It not a bad look, actually. I like the shirt (though not the undershirt). And your face looks friendlier too. (No )

EDIT: Just noticed you're in a brutal sausage fest. Must have been in DC.

It looks like the undershirt look is real popular in that bar.

Roosh, is that guy in the hat stepping to you?

Post: #97

I pretty much assume everybody on this forum who lives remotely near the Gulf are Rednexican.

Post: #98

(11-07-2013 05:51 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Ok.

Serious question.

(11-07-2013 04:09 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Please discuss!

"Serious Question"

Ha!

I know you are really getting a kick out of these hypothetical scenarios between imaginary caricatures!

This is like "chick crack" for you!!!

I'll give you one to ponder..

Afternoon pool party at a private mansion, a hipster with a purple belt in jiu-jitsu from a "Boxer-cise" studio gets into a beef with a rich D-bag who is on synthetic HGH imported from India.. The hipster has never been in a real fight, but he did get beat up once in jr.high and he occasionally does limited sparing in full pads against against a tri-athlete who likes to cross train with martial arts.

The D-bag has never been in a fight but he watches a lot of fights on youtube and orders every UFC pay per view event at his parents house. He can bench press his body weight but he has no legs or ass and his flexibility is like that of a 60 year old man.

Assuming that the fight doesn't get broken up for 90 seconds..

How would this battle go down???

Post: #99

   

I bulk up at the gym to transmorgrify myself into a douchebag hipster.

I think I got this figured out.

Post: #100

I got it.

We can call ourselves:

Rooshbags