Post: #1

Using certain worst or phrases can definitely make you seem less manly and beta. Here are a list of words to avoid at all costs ...

-Whoopsy
-BFF
-Tummy
-yummy
-Bye-bye ( as opposed to just bye)
-The first name of any female celebrity when you don't follow it with her last name, "Miley," or "Britney" for example
-hey-there
-Yell-o (when answering the phone)
-kay (as opposed to ok)
-Upset (to describe your feeling of discontent)
-daddy (instead of dad)
-"That's offensive" or " That was inappropriate"
-"I feel like" instead of "I think"

Feel free to add your own !

Post: #2

As a (insert ethnic group or other Balkanizing term here)...I feel that (insert BS here).

"Last week, Dr. Phil said..."

Post: #3

What's wrong with the word upset? I'm asking as a non-native speaker.

Post: #4

"I love you"

"I do"

"Guilty"

The 3 phrases of failure.

Post: #5

'Yell-o (when answering the phone)'

I imitated Trevor before, it was fun so no.

Post: #6

(11-03-2013 07:50 PM)Broseidon Wrote:  Using certain worst or phrases can definitely make you seem less manly and beta. Here are a list of words to avoid at all costs ...

-Whoopsy
-BFF
-Tummy
-yummy
-Bye-bye ( as opposed to just bye)
-The first name of any female celebrity when you don't follow it with her last name, "Miley," or "Britney" for example
-hey-there
-Yell-o (when answering the phone)
-kay (as opposed to ok)
-Upset (to describe your feeling of discontent)
-daddy (instead of dad)
-"That's offensive" or " That was inappropriate"
-"I feel like" instead of "I think"

Feel free to add your own !

I don't buy into this. Language is used as a tool to get what you want. Using "I feel like" is very potent in the correct situation. So is the word "upset". When people call on the phone and I say "Yell-o", I say it in a way like, "Yeeeeell-o" indicated right off the bat that I don't give a shit about what they're about to say to me.

I guess I'm beta

Post: #7

-Selfie
-Creepy
-Can't
-Hate

I dislike "hate". I don't know why. For some reason I can write the word but never say it.

Post: #8

I agree with "I feel like" being potent in certain situations. What I was referring to was men using i feel like in mundane conversations like ... " I feel like we should get Chinese instead of Mexican" .

Please give me an example where it is okay for a man to say he's "upset". With the exception of saying "upset stomach" using the word to describe your feelings is feminine !

Post: #9

"I'm sorry"

Post: #10

Big Boned.
Creepy.
Eww.
I'm vegan.
Was he bigger than me?
Bi curious.
Just doing cardio today.
My chest is too hairy.
More ice cream sweety?
Could you parallel park this for me?
Squeal.
Brunch.
I'm lost.
Can you open this jar for me?
Fuchsia.
Short hair look good on you.

Post: #11

Gross.
Stop! I'm ticklish.
I'm tired. Let's not have sex tonight.
Can you wash my hair for me?
I'm going to shave off my beard.
Yes, honey. I think you'd like nice with you hair hacked off.
Sorry I'm late. I had car trouble.
I don't own a suit.
Does anyone have the time?
I can't afford to retire at 65.
I have to pay for my children's education.
I never fart.
I think I'm going to buy a GPS unit for my car so that I'll always know where I am.
That's not fair!
Blame Canada.

Post: #12

I've noticed this pop culture thing where people (mainly women but some guys as well) like to modify their voice to go up an octave or two and say "awkward", while applying it to just about anything.

Sort of like that guy in Mortal Kombat would pop up in the corner and say "toasty" but sounded like whoop tee-dee. He'd only do it sometimes, after a special move. Was extremely annoying.

Anyways, I'm convinced dudes who do that might as well watch Ellen.

Post: #13

Faaaaaaaaabulous!

Post: #14

I'll argue for using 'creepy' against women: it's their magic word to dismiss any man they can't be bothered with, and they know it, so when it's used against them, they lose their shit. So much trolling potential there.