Hi, I'm Christian and apparently I'm an alcoholic.

I had court today for a silly Public Intox charge by the lovely police state of Cali.

The prosecutor's offer: do 20 AA meetings (free), in the next 60 days and the charge will be dismissed and my record will remain clean.

Took the offer and am now gearing up for AA game. There had to be some party girls in these meetings.

Experiences/suggestions/comments welcome on gaming these sluts.

Ask them if they want to go grab a beer.

AA and NA girls are different in that, a lot girls need a little alcohol to be down to fuck the first time with a guy.

Not these girls. If they're serious about getting clean, they'll come over your place to fuck stone sober. Sex becomes their remaining outlet for cutting loose.

I've heard that recovering addicts do best when they replace one addiction with another. AA meetings could be a goldmine for this reason: swoop in, run solid game and introduce them to their new addiction: you and your dick.

Of course, as always, beware the crazy.

Interested to hear how this turns out.

Seems like it'd be easy to drop plenty of bait and value when you are talking about yourself, maybe mention how close you live to the meeting. I've never seen a real meeting, but from what I've seen on TV and films it should be interesting. Do you have to do all the meetings with the same group? Might be better to hit up a few to gauge the gender balance and talent.

When I saw the thread title, I assumed that you had been a dumbass and gotten busted drinking and driving.

However, now that I read that you got charged with public intoxication, I realize that you're awesome.

Guys: you aren't really living if your antics having gotten you charged with public intoxication.

New challenge. Get charged with public intoxication. Post the story about when and how it went down. If you remember.

(10-15-2013 01:07 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  Hi, I'm Christian and apparently I'm an alcoholic.

I had court today for a silly Public Intox charge by the lovely police state of Cali.

The prosecutor's offer: do 20 AA meetings (free), in the next 60 days and the charge will be dismissed and my record will remain clean.

Took the offer and am now gearing up for AA game. There had to be some party girls in these meetings.

Experiences/suggestions/comments welcome on gaming these sluts.

(10-15-2013 01:07 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  Hi, I'm Christian and apparently I'm an alcoholic.

I had court today for a silly Public Intox charge by the lovely police state of Cali.

The prosecutor's offer: do 20 AA meetings (free), in the next 60 days and the charge will be dismissed and my record will remain clean.

Took the offer and am now gearing up for AA game. There had to be some party girls in these meetings.

Experiences/suggestions/comments welcome on gaming these sluts.

You are a legend. I love (no homo) how you are always trying to turn every moment into bangs. I caught your waiting room thread also.

20 AA sessions for public intoxication? Am I the only one who thinks that's ridiculous? Who hasn't been drunk in public?

+1 for focusing on the positive in the situation though. Gonna be chalk full of party girls.

"Hello, my name is Christian McQueen, and I'm an alcoholic....Im also the hottest promoter in LA and I can get you into all of the best clubs for free. I'm gonna leave my number right here on the board just in case anyone needs a sponsor."

(10-15-2013 01:37 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  20 AA sessions for public intoxication? Am I the only one who thinks that's ridiculous? Who hasn't been drunk in public?

+1 for focusing on the positive in the situation though. Gonna be chalk full of party girls.

"Hello, my name is Christian McQueen, and I'm an alcoholic....Im also the hottest promoter in LA and I can get you into all of the best clubs for free. I'm gonna leave my number right here on the board just in case anyone needs a sponsor."

20 meetings in 60 days is fucking insane. No man can handle that much bad pastry and depressing bullshit.

You're in LA right? Don't know if the Log Cabin meeting is an "open" one but check it out if you can. Fun celebrity sightings. Skip the "hipster" one at the church by Sunset & Alvarado. Sausage fest. Never been in the Los Feliz one at Sunset & New Hampshire (or Edgemont?) but the miserable chainsmoking sidewalk crowd always looked like 90% dudes to me as well.

AA girls are weirdos. In my experience, it's less Rachel Getting Married where a hot nutty chick you just met jumps straight on your cock. More trying and failing to penetrate a cliquish cult where many, many dudes are higher up in the demimonde and have an easier shot at the pussy. But then, I didn't go 20 times.

Interested to follow this project. If nothing else, make a friend. You'll always have a designated driver.

And don't forget your lighter. One on one conversations happen over cigarettes on the wheelchair ramp. Get one with a big flame; the girls have shaky hands.

About 5 yrs ago I had 12 court ordered AA meetings in Cali. I was living in Hwood at the time and went to all the AA meetings in Hwood.

I don't remember seeing one attractive girl in any of my AA meetings, except for the young people's group ones with a bunch of 20 somethings. They're a little scary though if they're not court-ordered because a lot are born-agains.

Also, I'm not saying to do it - disclaimer: since AA can be very helpful - but many attendees faked at least half the signatures on their court cards.

dupe

(10-15-2013 02:15 PM)Pyre Wrote:  About 5 yrs ago I had 12 court ordered AA meetings in Cali. I was living in Hwood at the time and went to all the AA meetings in Hwood.

I don't remember seeing one attractive girl in any of my AA meetings, except for the young people's group ones with a bunch of 20 somethings. They're a little scary though if they're not court-ordered because a lot are born-agains.

Also, I'm not saying to do it - disclaimer: since AA can be very helpful - but many attendees faked at least half the signatures on their court cards.

Yeah, NA's better for picking up girls than AA. Self-explanatory - men are more likely to be drunks.

(10-15-2013 01:07 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  Hi, I'm Christian and apparently I'm an alcoholic.

I had court today for a silly Public Intox charge by the lovely police state of Cali.

The prosecutor's offer: do 20 AA meetings (free), in the next 60 days and the charge will be dismissed and my record will remain clean.

Took the offer and am now gearing up for AA game. There had to be some party girls in these meetings.

Experiences/suggestions/comments welcome on gaming these sluts.

Ha- man, what did you do when you were drunk in public?

(10-15-2013 01:07 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  I had court today for a silly Public Intox charge by the lovely police state of Cali[...]

neighborhood and city??? so that I may avoid this place. thanks in advance !!!

I had to go to 2 AA meetings once. I found that hearing everyone's stories reinforced that I was not like them and not an alcoholic. Also, it's called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS. Meaning there is no attendance, they don't take your name down, it's contrary to the entire purpose of the program. At least when I went there was not any attendance.

Movie and TV studios also have meetings on their lots. Paramount, Warner Bros., and CBS Radford all have them. The rest probably do too. The employee newsletters announces "Friends of Bill W Meet Every Wednesday in Building Whateverthefuck."

Don't know if they're open to off lot people or if you need a drive-on, etc. But could be some actresses there.

Good info guys; will answer the questions later today. How all this shit went down is pretty hysterical and DVY was with me so he can verify the insane events that took place.

When I was in rehab we had to take those AA/NA Meetings everyday. It's all a system. Once you get to that point where you can mentor people (you gotta be "sober" for a year) you get to do some shit called sponsoring.

But now that I'm almost 21, hitting this up wouldn't be a bad idea.

I'd say use your promoter job as a way to add value to the "life story" that they make damn near everyone do. Or make some shit up about how you have "sober fun" and how you can help them have "sober fun" too.

Have fun man

Damn hilarious.

Hopefully you might have a data sheet on this in a couple months if all goes well...

(10-15-2013 01:23 PM)scorpion Wrote:  I've heard that recovering addicts do best when they replace one addiction with another.

Anecdotal evidence: People with addictive personalities just transpose one addiction for another. I've seen it happen most commonly with religion. I also know a guy who recognized this about himself very early on and went straight-edge - but got very into BASE jumping, skydiving, etc. and travels all over the world doing it.

I don't think everyone who gets addicted to something has an addictive personality, but I think very few people with addictive personalities ever kick their addictions - they're just transmuted into more socially acceptable activities.

I've read that a lot of "sex addicts" are former drug addicts and alcoholics

A few years ago I got a DUI reduced to a reckless provided I went to ASAP classes and a few AA meetings. A buddy of mine told me the same thing happened to him but you never have to actually go to the AA meetings because its anonymous and there is no way to prove your attendance unless you are retarded and admit you skipped that requirement. I went to one, they passed a sign up sheet around, I signed some made up name, listened to some crazy fucking people, and never went back. 20 for a Drunk in Public is beyond ridiculous.

Here's my advice - go to 1 or 2 so you know what happens, see how they work in case you are questioned, see what happens w/a sign in sheet, and lie and say you attended the other 18. They cant prove anything, its anonymous.

(10-15-2013 07:08 PM)TheBMan Wrote:  A few years ago I got a DUI reduced to a reckless provided I went to ASAP classes and a few AA meetings. A buddy of mine told me the same thing happened to him but you never have to actually go to the AA meetings because its anonymous and there is no way to prove your attendance unless you are retarded and admit you skipped that requirement. I went to one, they passed a sign up sheet around, I signed some made up name, listened to some crazy fucking people, and never went back. 20 for a Drunk in Public is beyond ridiculous.

Here's my advice - go to 1 or 2 so you know what happens, see how they work in case you are questioned, see what happens w/a sign in sheet, and lie and say you attended the other 18. They cant prove anything, its anonymous.

I disagree. There is a form which the administrators of the AA meetings stamp and sign in order to prove attendance. Judges and/or prosecutors often require the completed form in cases where the Defendant was ordered to attend AA. Failure to submit a completed form can, and often does, create problems. I'm in my office now, so I will see if I can find one of those forms so that I can better describe it.