Hipsters are getting facial hair transplants! What in the world......edit the last post had this article posted!

Http://www.nypost.com/2014/02/25/hipster...ansplants/

Pretty good comment:

Quote:Over the years, the male population has been emasculated as being too insensitive, too aggressive and just plain boorish. Men couldn't be men and boys couldn't be boys. So now the "sensitive metrosexual" hipster whiners think they can reclaim their manhood with facial hair? Sorry, that beard is NOT going to replace the balls you've already lost.

(12-11-2013 06:48 PM)pants Wrote:  You guys need to be careful, if the hipster style keeps gaining momentum the people standing out will be the people using what was considered normal clothing in the early 2000, and by standing out you´ll become the new hipsters.

This is a new trend called normcore

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normcore

Interesting...if you search for that it brings up lots of Seinfeld pictures...

I hate hipsters.. pretty much always have. However on a brisk sunny morning in Bucharest last summer, I met up with three other RooshV forum brothers for a late breakfast. An as we sat there indulging in greasy sausages and stimulating conversation I happened to gaze upon three fellows waltzing into the cafe. Hipsters! Bloody hipsters!! I thought to myself... Then, in that moment... everything changed. The last little hipster of the herd made his way into my line of sight, an there he was in all his hipster glory. He was supporting the most magnificent beard I have ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes upon. It was magical and captivating yet I still managed to break my view of it long enough to marvel at his wardrobe. I've never seen such fitting clothes on a mere mortal... a white button up dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up tighter than virgin Asian asshole. With a fancy grey vest, matching grey slacks and black tie that would make Giorgio Armani jealous. His shoes where so shiny I could see my bewilderment in them. I never revealed my giddy admiration of the hipster to the rest of the breakfast club... But that encounter changed my destiny.

Any-who. Now I have a six month long beard that hasn't been trimmed or shaped in the slightest. I also got some custom 3 piece suits made and some grown man shoes. I feel like I am becoming a hipster... but just in style? I don't like that most hipsters are effeminate nancy boys. But I do dig the look of the hipsters who rock big beards and wear nice clothes. I'm the anti-hipster hipster.. I'm having identity issues.

Cr33pin you are fucking hilarious! To be the anti hipster hipster just hit the gym, hipsters don't have muscle just irony...

(04-18-2016 02:47 PM)Atlanta Man Wrote:  Cr33pin you are fucking hilarious! To be the anti hipster hipster just hit the gym, hipsters don't have muscle just irony...

Apparently they figured it'd be super duper ironic to actually get yoked:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lumbersexual

I'd say something about hipsters and how silly they look, but I found an old picture of myself from the late 80's.

In it, a very young yours truly looks quite hipster-ish with his umbrella in hand, blue jeans, ill-fitting white cardigan, striped white dress shirt and a motherfuckin' pink bowtie...

I've hung out with a few hipster types of girls in college. One was the daughter of an interior designer and one had a father who was in a really well known band in the 90's. The girls picked up on that kind of alternative vibe from their own parents and wound up dressing in vintage, lived in New York and treated the organic food they ate like it was drenched in gold. All 8's and 9's. The guys, on the other hand, were mainly fey men who pretended to be aspiring writers and illustrators when in reality they were the kinds of dudes who failed trigonometry in high school and never got laid until age 22.

(04-18-2016 12:20 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  I hate hipsters.. pretty much always have. However on a brisk sunny morning in Bucharest last summer, I met up with three other RooshV forum brothers for a late breakfast. An as we sat there indulging in greasy sausages and stimulating conversation I happened to gaze upon three fellows waltzing into the cafe. Hipsters! Bloody hipsters!! I thought to myself... Then, in that moment... everything changed. The last little hipster of the herd made his way into my line of sight, an there he was in all his hipster glory. He was supporting the most magnificent beard I have ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes upon. It was magical and captivating yet I still managed to break my view of it long enough to marvel at his wardrobe. I've never seen such fitting clothes on a mere mortal... a white button up dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up tighter than virgin Asian asshole. With a fancy grey vest, matching grey slacks and black tie that would make Giorgio Armani jealous. His shoes where so shiny I could see my bewilderment in them. I never revealed my giddy admiration of the hipster to the rest of the breakfast club... But that encounter changed my destiny.

Any-who. Now I have a six month long beard that hasn't been trimmed or shaped in the slightest. I also got some custom 3 piece suits made and some grown man shoes. I feel like I am becoming a hipster... but just in style? I don't like that most hipsters are effeminate nancy boys. But I do dig the look of the hipsters who rock big beards and wear nice clothes. I'm the anti-hipster hipster.. I'm having identity issues.

Next thing you know Cr33pin is going to be stretching his earlobes, getting neck tattoos, and brewing his own beer.

"It was the style at the time" - won't quite justify the nonsense in years to come.

(04-18-2016 12:20 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  He was supporting the most magnificent beard I have ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes upon. It was magical and captivating yet I still managed to break my view of it long enough to marvel at his wardrobe. I've never seen such fitting clothes on a mere mortal... a white button up dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up tighter than virgin Asian asshole. With a fancy grey vest, matching grey slacks and black tie that would make Giorgio Armani jealous. His shoes where so shiny I could see my bewilderment in them. I never revealed my giddy admiration of the hipster to the rest of the breakfast club... But that encounter changed my destiny.

Did the magical moment feel like this? Just teasing.

(04-18-2016 12:20 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  I don't like that most hipsters are effeminate nancy boys.

Some of the hipsters I know smoke, drink and fuck bitches, although they look dapper.

I fucking hate hipsters.

They all over the major cities in South Africa. Skinny jeans, Wayfarer type non prescription glasses. V neck t-shirts. Military boots. Piercings , tattoos, beards.

They are now tainting rural South Africa. To be more non conformist they now reside in rural villages doing their "Art". Making the town more touristy.

Everything must be artisinal, free range, organic, vegan or whatever the latest fucking fad is.

Holocaust looking bodies.

I see them at the record store. Only going for the obscure stuff.

To me this lifestyle is a result of a lack of sex. The inability to get sex .Rejects, social outcasts. Gay. It drives them into this lifestyle.

I fucking hate them.

Hipster--Level 99:

I've shot film on a bolex and cut movies on a steenbeck (reel to reel table), know and like all the austere european cinema, listen to jazz, wear a blazer over a turtleneck, drink good wine/bourbon/scotch/gin, and eat at the trendy places. And in high school I read all the existentialists.

So I have more reason to hate hipsters than most, since they sullied the reputation of all the things I like best.

A hipster chick in Montreal said I hate hipsters cos I am a proto-hipster. She's not entirely wrong.

I also eat meat, have no tats, work out, and use the word "faggot" earnestly.

It's a fucking weird world, man.

(09-17-2017 09:46 PM)MOVSM Wrote:  Hipster--Level 99:

I feel like that guy would stop me in the street and tell me that my truck is making a hole in the ozone.

Not sure I'd categorize that guy as a hipster, given the ”IT virgin” wardrobe, but rather an actual, non-ironic nerd. Looks like the kind of dweeby guy who also rides recumbent bikes, wears utilikilts, and spergs out over Linux and Libertarianism.

I mean, just look at those shoes...

(02-04-2015 06:21 AM)Brian Shima Wrote:  Hipsters are getting facial hair transplants! What in the world......edit the last post had this article posted!

Http://www.nypost.com/2014/02/25/hipster...ansplants/

(09-17-2017 09:46 PM)MOVSM Wrote:  Hipster--Level 99:

Unicycle with training wheels?