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I once left my safety on my gun and it went off. This scared me and that caused me and people around me to run and we avoided the falling concrete block that would have crushed had it not been for my gun's safety being left on. The gun's bullet also ricocheted off the floor and hit a terrorist responsible for the falling block and he would've escaped if it wasn't for my gun. He also confessed everything about his organisation's plan to use stolen nuclear bombs to destroy nonamerican cities and leave only unfeminine fat american women living. If it wasn't for my gun's safety being left on, I would've died along with some pedestrians, the terrorist would've escaped and his organisation's plan to destroy feminine women would have succeeded! You guys should definitely leave safeties on whenever possible!

Post: #28

"Top THAT Motherfuckers"


. . . .oh wait, wrong thread.

Post: #29

In my middle school years, I was messing around on the basketball court when I happened to run into the starting center for the L.A. Lakers. I challenged him to a friendly game of 1 on 1. Despite his significant height and weight advantage, I managed to prevail in the game due to my superior strategy and skill. I've conveniently described this 100% effective method for you below in song form.

Post: #30

Erm those steps you posted are what you are supposed to do on Badoo anyway...I mean us cats don't actually go clicking on yes, we get a macro to do that.

And you got one reply from 200 encounters 'yes' clicks

Post: #31

Mocking apart,
I tried the method for one more week or so just as a test, and it worked again in theory. The girl wanted to meet me 'today' as demanded by myself, i arranged everything with her via telephone and some hours later i told her i could not go. ( i don't like internet dating )

I'm still confident it works every 7 days or so.

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(10-15-2013 01:10 PM)hipster Wrote:  Mocking apart,
I tried the method for one more week or so just as a test, and it worked again in theory. The girl wanted to meet me 'today' as demanded by myself, i arranged everything with her via telephone and some hours later i told her i could not go. ( i don't like internet dating )

I'm still confident it works every 7 days or so.

Hipster, I do feel you shouldn't have made this thread resurfaced, for your sake.

Post: #33

hipster spamming badoo isn't a theory
and you need a better sample size obv