Post: #1

Quote:"The patriotic woman took off on security at Muirfield Village Golf Club in Dublin, Ohio this afternoon during singles matches on day four of the Cup. She is essentially nude but for a thong and heart-shaped American-flag pasties over her nipples."

She reportedly escaped authorities after running past the 18th fairway and they lost her in the chase. Impressive how this random woman pulled this off and got away, I must admit.

NSFW Photos below:











WYB?

Post: #2

How the fuck did she get away?

Any dude tries that and BOOM!

Post: #3

How the fuck did she get away? We can find terrorists but not a streaker?

-1 point for small tits
-1 point for wearing Toms

-2/10 would not bang.

Post: #4

http://www.avoiceformen.com/updates/stud...s-suicide/

I don't suppose this requires much commentary.

Post: #5

Would have loved to see her get tackled like that.

Post: #6

shes sexy. wb

Post: #7

I guess she got away because no cop wanted to get slapped with a sexual harrasement lawsuit for grabbing a naked woman.

Women are like kids, just ignore them and they wil shut up eventually.

Post: #8

If you think about it, chick is not especially attractive, but this is a perfect case study in just how far being thin and having long hair goes toward female attractiveness.

Post: #9

And she STILL had her cell phone in hand.

Post: #10

(10-07-2013 09:31 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  And she STILL had her cell phone in hand.

an Iphone even...Iphone + toms were her "I need these if I'm going to be naked and running" choices.

Post: #11

WB. Clearly she's in shape and is comfortable with her body. Might be up for some risky, outdoor sex.

Post: #12

(10-06-2013 11:41 PM)Wadsworth Wrote:  http://www.avoiceformen.com/updates/stud...s-suicide/

I don't suppose this requires much commentary.

Male student goes streaking: put on sex offender list

Female woman goes streaking: people smile and laugh

Post: #13

People think golf course security is fast enough to run someone down in the open?

People get caught on football and baseball fields because they're in an enclosed area. There's nowhere to go and they have people pursuing from all angles.

You have to be significantly faster than someone to catch them in this environment if they know what they're doing.

This bitch looks like she wrassles pigs, she probably stiff armed a couple dudes.

Post: #14

If your going to streak, streak, show the snatch. 3-4 points off for lack of tits

Post: #15

UPDATE: The cops did eventually catch up with her.

Quote:Kimberly Webster, now infamously known as the “Presidents Cup streaker, showed her patriotism when she stripped and streaked past Steve Stricker and Ernie Els on the 18th tee, while yelling, “Streaking for Stricker,” “Baba-booey,” “Team America,” “USA, USA,” and simply whatever came out of her mouth.

How did this idea all come about? Well, it started as a joke, of course. After all, wouldn’t it be funny and wouldn’t it add some excitement to the dreary, weather-delayed Presidents Cup if someone went streaking at Muirfield Village?

“I thought, imagine if someone streaked through this, it’d be hilarious, so we joked about it,” said Webster, who was temping for a catering company in a hospitality tent, during a phone interview on Monday.

“I wanted to add a little excitement to golf because everyone seemed kind of depressed and like they weren’t having fun because of the weather. I hadn’t been to a lot of sporting events…I just thought it would be interesting to try something like this.

“The top streakers of all time were all men, so I decided I wanted to change that…It was golf — it’s quiet and boring — and it was to make the top streakers of all time (as a woman).”

We can’t completely disagree with that. And, you go, girl!

After work, she went back to her grandmother’s home — whom she’s staying with to help take care of her — and pondered the idea. Her main concern was whether she would get into trouble with the authorities, particularly if she would be charged as some sort of “sex offender,” said the 23-year-old native of Plainville, Mass.

She called her cop buddy and asked him about the potential criminal charges. He said probably “disorderly conduct,” but he wasn’t sure of the State of Ohio’s particular laws on streaking, but assured her she most likely wouldn’t get arrested or into any serious trouble. He even offered to pay the fine if she went through with it.

Webster recently moved to Columbus to help take care of her 82-year-old grandmother after spending the summer back home in Plainville. Then, she drove cross-country from Massachusetts back to Los Angeles, where she had been working at a luxury hotel in Santa Monica, with only $1,000. Asked if she’d describe herself as a “free spirit,” she replied promptly, “Oh, definitely!”

You can say that again.

After work on Saturday, Webster stopped by a Walmart, where she found the stickers that she placed over her nipples. The only patriotic ones she could find were scrapbooking stickers. She also purchased an American flag.

Originally, she planned to streak in front of Tiger Woods because of, well, his sex scandal, of course, but then she realized the Americans only needed 3.5 points to win the Presidents Cup, so she wasn’t sure if he’d even make it to 17 — which was near the Memorial Pavilion, where she was working for the week.

“I didn’t think Tiger was going to make it to hole 17, so I was looking through the list of players for the Americans and I saw Stricker, and I thought, ‘Streaking for Stricker,’ kind of rhymed,” said Webster.

By the time she’d gotten ready for her big streaking moment, Stricker had already teed off on 17, so she improvised and sprinted to 18 with her grandmother’s rain jacket and black dress pants, along with “knock-off Toms” shoes.

She blended into the crowd and waited between a group of guys by the crosswalk from the 17th green to the 18th tee. While she waited, she suddenly realized what she was about to do and just told herself to go for it, so she dropped her pants, ripped open the rain jacket and just took off running.

Since her original plan for 17 had been foiled and she had to sprint from the 17th to the 18th, she ran out of breath — which is why she finds it so amusing how everyone has commented on how her quick stride — and couldn’t run up the entire 18th hole, so she just dodged into the woods.

“I didn’t realize how fast I was going, I had no idea,” said Webster. “I was planning on streaking on the 17th, I hadn’t seen 18, so I didn’t know how long it was…the day before I was working, I made my original plan to run through 17 because there are some houses around there and I planned on jumping through someone’s backyard so I wouldn’t get caught.”

As I mentioned on Sunday, the cops eventually caught her, but what happened from there? Oh, not a whole lot. She was brought to the temporary police station (no handcuffs) and she received a $99 fine (misdemeanor).

“The cops kept asking me, ‘Are you intoxicated? Are you on drugs? Who are you working for?’” recalled Webster.

Besides adrenaline, she was dead sober.

She wasn’t fingerprinted, nor did she have a mug shot taken. Then, they told her she was free to go and that she could pick up her clothes at Gate 16.

“I was like, “Am I really allowed back on the golf course? I’m surprised they didn’t ban me from going to that golf course,” said Webster.

Wait, what about her clothes?

“(The cops) gave me a sheet and I made a toga and they were like, Really? A toga now?, she recounted. “And I thought, ‘Well I should be fashionable and what else should I do with this sheet?”

Full link: http://www.weiunderpar.com/post/confessi...z2h8gkx8AN

She's also on Twitter: @PresCupStreaker

Post: #16

(10-08-2013 09:07 AM)IQVX Wrote:  UPDATE: The cops did eventually catch up with her.

Quote:Kimberly Webster, now infamously known as the “Presidents Cup streaker, showed her patriotism when she stripped and streaked past Steve Stricker and Ernie Els on the 18th tee, while yelling, “Streaking for Stricker,” “Baba-booey,” “Team America,” “USA, USA,” and simply whatever came out of her mouth.

How did this idea all come about? Well, it started as a joke, of course. After all, wouldn’t it be funny and wouldn’t it add some excitement to the dreary, weather-delayed Presidents Cup if someone went streaking at Muirfield Village?

“I thought, imagine if someone streaked through this, it’d be hilarious, so we joked about it,” said Webster, who was temping for a catering company in a hospitality tent, during a phone interview on Monday.

“I wanted to add a little excitement to golf because everyone seemed kind of depressed and like they weren’t having fun because of the weather. I hadn’t been to a lot of sporting events…I just thought it would be interesting to try something like this.

“The top streakers of all time were all men, so I decided I wanted to change that…It was golf — it’s quiet and boring — and it was to make the top streakers of all time (as a woman).”

We can’t completely disagree with that. And, you go, girl!

After work, she went back to her grandmother’s home — whom she’s staying with to help take care of her — and pondered the idea. Her main concern was whether she would get into trouble with the authorities, particularly if she would be charged as some sort of “sex offender,” said the 23-year-old native of Plainville, Mass.

She called her cop buddy and asked him about the potential criminal charges. He said probably “disorderly conduct,” but he wasn’t sure of the State of Ohio’s particular laws on streaking, but assured her she most likely wouldn’t get arrested or into any serious trouble. He even offered to pay the fine if she went through with it.

Webster recently moved to Columbus to help take care of her 82-year-old grandmother after spending the summer back home in Plainville. Then, she drove cross-country from Massachusetts back to Los Angeles, where she had been working at a luxury hotel in Santa Monica, with only $1,000. Asked if she’d describe herself as a “free spirit,” she replied promptly, “Oh, definitely!”

You can say that again.

After work on Saturday, Webster stopped by a Walmart, where she found the stickers that she placed over her nipples. The only patriotic ones she could find were scrapbooking stickers. She also purchased an American flag.

Originally, she planned to streak in front of Tiger Woods because of, well, his sex scandal, of course, but then she realized the Americans only needed 3.5 points to win the Presidents Cup, so she wasn’t sure if he’d even make it to 17 — which was near the Memorial Pavilion, where she was working for the week.

“I didn’t think Tiger was going to make it to hole 17, so I was looking through the list of players for the Americans and I saw Stricker, and I thought, ‘Streaking for Stricker,’ kind of rhymed,” said Webster.

By the time she’d gotten ready for her big streaking moment, Stricker had already teed off on 17, so she improvised and sprinted to 18 with her grandmother’s rain jacket and black dress pants, along with “knock-off Toms” shoes.

She blended into the crowd and waited between a group of guys by the crosswalk from the 17th green to the 18th tee. While she waited, she suddenly realized what she was about to do and just told herself to go for it, so she dropped her pants, ripped open the rain jacket and just took off running.

Since her original plan for 17 had been foiled and she had to sprint from the 17th to the 18th, she ran out of breath — which is why she finds it so amusing how everyone has commented on how her quick stride — and couldn’t run up the entire 18th hole, so she just dodged into the woods.

“I didn’t realize how fast I was going, I had no idea,” said Webster. “I was planning on streaking on the 17th, I hadn’t seen 18, so I didn’t know how long it was…the day before I was working, I made my original plan to run through 17 because there are some houses around there and I planned on jumping through someone’s backyard so I wouldn’t get caught.”

As I mentioned on Sunday, the cops eventually caught her, but what happened from there? Oh, not a whole lot. She was brought to the temporary police station (no handcuffs) and she received a $99 fine (misdemeanor).

“The cops kept asking me, ‘Are you intoxicated? Are you on drugs? Who are you working for?’” recalled Webster.

Besides adrenaline, she was dead sober.

She wasn’t fingerprinted, nor did she have a mug shot taken. Then, they told her she was free to go and that she could pick up her clothes at Gate 16.

“I was like, “Am I really allowed back on the golf course? I’m surprised they didn’t ban me from going to that golf course,” said Webster.

Wait, what about her clothes?

“(The cops) gave me a sheet and I made a toga and they were like, Really? A toga now?, she recounted. “And I thought, ‘Well I should be fashionable and what else should I do with this sheet?”

Full link: http://www.weiunderpar.com/post/confessi...z2h8gkx8AN

She's also on Twitter: @PresCupStreaker

This attention whore is a rough looking 23 year old.

"She called her cop buddy and asked him about the potential criminal charges. He said probably “disorderly conduct,” but he wasn’t sure of the State of Ohio’s particular laws on streaking, but assured her she most likely wouldn’t get arrested or into any serious trouble. He even offered to pay the fine if she went through with it."

Post: #17

They really are grown children. Lol at cop buddy.

Post: #18

And she uses this to fuel her online popularity and ego. Notice how she puts up a twitter account referencing this.

Post: #19

(10-08-2013 09:59 PM)kbell Wrote:  And she uses this to fuel her online popularity and ego. Notice how she puts up a twitter account referencing this.

I noticed that. Give it a week and she's non existent again.

Post: #20

Unbelievable! If this was a man, I cant imagine all the charges he would be facing now!
This disgusting double standard is what is infuriating the most! Worst of all is that all those beta and thirsty mangina blue pills guys are fueling it!

Post: #21

It isn't streaking unless you are totally naked.

Is the dude in the red shirt and blue shorts in the 3rd picture playing pocket pool? Sure looks like it.

Post: #22

23? I would have pegged her at 33!