Post: #1

http://politicalblindspot.com/public-mas...in-sweden/

Quote:As long as you aren’t “targeting” a specific person, the Södertörn District Court of Sweden has now ruled that public masturbation is perfectly legal.

I think this could be a good thing, but it surprises the hell out of me. Contrast with Arizona, where if I'm caught pissing in the desert by a Forest Service ranger who had to hike three miles to see me do it, I could become a registered sex offender. (I'm exaggerating slightly, but not much. Meanwhile females in Arizona are ALWAYS charged with disorderly conduct for public nudity/public sex, AFAIK.) So I'd like to see the ruling in Sweden as a sign that not all is lost in the West.

Post: #2

They want harmony above all else. If guys are jacking rather than raping the authorities are happier.

Post: #3

what happened to all the countries that were badasses throughout history till recently look at the vikings and samurais.

Post: #4

this could cause a sticky situation

Post: #5

Post: #6

Awesome, time to go there and play pocket pool in public.

Post: #7

I bet I can find some feminist scow using this to drone on about rape culture.

Post: #8

You better believe 99.9% of the people taking advantage of this are going to be middle aged men with beer guts, gay men, or old ugly feminists.

Post: #9

Wait, so a feminist country enacted policy that goes against what feminists were fighting against (patriarchy) but pisses feminists off because it makes half of the population that feminists hate (men) happy?

Post: #10

These idiotic feminists. Don't they know that majority of rape is coming from the immigrants they let in, specifically the muslims who rape the Nordics women.

if these feminists were smart, they would booth out the immigrants and thus reduce the rape rather than allowing public masturbation so the guys can let off steam.

Also this will be incredible attention whoring for the ugly/fat/feminist women to boost their ego as people watch, and they will just turn around and call them perverts.

Post: #11

Of all countries to enact a policy like this, Sweden was one of the last places I would have ever guessed would do it

Post: #12

No, it's not a good thing. On its own, maybe it could be called harmless but in the current environment is shows the ultimate hypocrisy of Swedish politicians. I'll let this excellent tweet by a sex worker advocate speak for itself:

Laura Lee Wrote:So in Sweden, it's quite okay to masturbate in public, but having consensual paid sex behind closed doors is illegal.
https://twitter.com/GlasgaeLauraLee/stat...9869240320

Post: #13

Bah! This means my extra-curricular activities are mainstream now!

Post: #14

You could have so much fun with this.

*Walks to a nearby park*
"Excuse me, do you know where the nearest pet shop is?"
"No, I'm sorry I can't help"
"I've been looking everywhere and my mobile phone data isn't working"
"Why don't you ask someone else?"

*THEN turn my back and begin furiously wanking

Post: #15

(09-20-2013 05:30 AM)Prophylaxis Wrote:  You could have so much fun with this.

*Walks to a nearby park*
"Excuse me, do you know where the nearest pet shop is?"
"No, I'm sorry I can't help"
"I've been looking everywhere and my mobile phone data isn't working"
"Why don't you ask someone else?"

*THEN turn my back and begin furiously wanking

Just walk around with your dick in your hand at all times and see how long it takes people to notice

Post: #16

I always knew the Swedes were a bunch of jerk off's.

Post: #17

(09-20-2013 05:49 AM)Architekt Wrote:  

(09-20-2013 05:30 AM)Prophylaxis Wrote:  You could have so much fun with this.

*Walks to a nearby park*
"Excuse me, do you know where the nearest pet shop is?"
"No, I'm sorry I can't help"
"I've been looking everywhere and my mobile phone data isn't working"
"Why don't you ask someone else?"

*THEN turn my back and begin furiously wanking

Just walk around with your dick in your hand at all times and see how long it takes people to notice

Friend of mine used to pull this on girls at clubs all the time. He'd be chatting to them and discretely unzipped and pulled out his dick. The sport was to see how long it took before she discovered. It often took a surprisingly long time.

Yes, he's an animal. Once I spotted him nonchalantly pissing up against the bar at a club while waiting for his drinks to be poured.

Post: #18

(09-20-2013 12:39 PM)Caligula Wrote:  Once I spotted him nonchalantly pissing up against the bar at a club while waiting for his drinks to be poured.

I did this once. Granted, it was at an outside event, but still. I got caught. lol Nothing but a bit of bitching though and then I ducked back into the crowd with my beers before security showed up.

A club though - that is manimal status.

Meanwhile, in Sweden...

Post: #19

Meanwhile, in Sweden...

...and the reaction of the rest of the world.

Post: #20

If you jerk yourself off in public, but you never take out your genitals, is that legal in the US? You'd either have your hand in your pants or you'd jerk yourself over your pants.

What if you have a nasty itch on you balls, and you have to reach into your pants scratch it? Legal in the US?

Post: #21

i always knew the Swedes would be holding their own...

Post: #22

What if your jizz flies uncontrollably into someone's hair? Is that legal as long as you weren't aiming at them?

Post: #23

(09-19-2013 08:13 PM)JackDavey Wrote:  I think this could be a good thing, but it surprises the hell out of me. Contrast with Arizona, where if I'm caught pissing in the desert by a Forest Service ranger who had to hike three miles to see me do it, I could become a registered sex offender. (I'm exaggerating slightly, but not much. Meanwhile females in Arizona are ALWAYS charged with disorderly conduct for public nudity/public sex, AFAIK.)

Jack, I find your dislike of the fine state of Arizona unsettling. I have lived here my whole life, and I couldn't find a state that better represents America.

List of reasons why Arizona is the most American state in America:
-Mass immigration from outside countries into Arizona.
-Backlash towards mass immigration.
-Guns laws are so loose, it is almost as if guns are completely unregulated.
-Old people.
-Desert and forest, all in the same state.
-Californians living here, who drive like they still live in LA, and they incessantly talk about how much better California is (why they moved to Arizona, I do not know).
-Puritanism is on full blast.
-Insanely wealthy people who insulate themselves from the "commoners".
-The list goes on and on.

When you add it all together, you get:

Post: #24

I remember a post awhile ago where a woman was publicly masturbated on in a train. As a result she went back to the area and started a weird improve dance with hadukens and yoga poses. This could cause massive outbreak of improve dance.

Post: #25

this is false. it was the result of a poor translation