Post: #1

so this chick i see everyday (7, i guess) and who is kinda into me (we flirt a lot, i sexualize every chance i get and that doesn't stop her from approaching me all the time, but she has a bf whom she calls her bitch) is celebrating her bday today. as usual, the social circle showered her with attention from all angles. one of her crushes who is not usually around our circle even came over today to present her with a cake complete with candles and all.

as mandated by the wisdom here, i ignored her the whole day except for this one bit of text exchange:

Me: get your gift before i leave
Her: Really? i'm coming over (we work in the same building)

she accosted me in the hallway around mid-afternoon:

Her: where's my gift?
Me: i said before i leave

i then disengaged and left it at that.

I left earlier than usual and she saw me exiting the building. My phone rang right before i got to the parking lot and then again while i was driving away. It was her but i ignored both calls.

a couple of hours later, this text exchange:

Me: forgot tom
Her: Promise?

That's it!

Okay. i have no idea what to do next. I really don't have anything, I just made the gift part up. Do i give her a bag of skittles? a funny poem? or nothing at all and act like i forgot the whole thing?

Kind of an emergency for tomorrow. How will you guys play this scenario? Creative ideas being solicited. Thanks.

Post: #2

You give her the gift of your cock when she comes by after you invite her over for an internal pussy beating.

Post: #3

This will put a mindfuck on her:

Post: #4

(09-17-2013 09:01 PM)MrXY Wrote:  This will put a mindfuck on her:

hahahaha i havent laughed like that in a long time

Post: #5

haha thanks MrXY. that's an awesome suggestion. props

more please

Post: #6

Give her some booze (preferably champagne, wine or hard liquor) to drink with you and maybe a leash for her boyfriend.

Post: #7

(09-17-2013 10:54 PM)Art Pimp Wrote:  Give her some booze (preferably champagne, wine or hard liquor) to drink with you and maybe a leash for her boyfriend.

2 bottles - 1 for her, 1 for you

Post: #8

I'd say that I thought the whole gift conversation was a running joke, and then act surprised that it was her birthday yesterday, and say 'I thought you were bullshitting.'

Post: #9

Is there any other gift?

Post: #10

You say she's into you.

For her gift why don't you say, "Meet me at 8PM, I'm taking you to Restaurant X/Bar Y for your gift"

Sets up a date to hang out, but it gets her hamster spinning: "Is this a date? Or is he just taking me there for my bday gift? What do I wear if its a date? What should I wear if its just my bday gift? Oh god, I dont know what to do, Oh god I'm so confused!" haha

Plus cause its a colleague and there's workplace gossip, it gives you plausible deniability: "only took her to Place Z because it was a bday gift to her, not cause I was trying to mack on her."

Post: #11

The gift of your cock.

If it's not gift status, then pass her number on to me and I'll give her a gift that keeps giving.

Post: #12

thanks for your comments guys. your gestures are appreciated.
this was a quick one so i decided to go with MrXY's suggestion. couldn't find the éclair from a nearby supermarket so i went for this instead --> http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/07/67/...00X500.jpg

the éclair could have amped the sexual innuendo but no luck there

she badgered me about it a couple of times before she got it. all smiles and thank yous and then this:

Her: you can have it back. it doesn't even taste good (pouting)
Me: it's the thought that counts
Her: yeah, and the thought is i'm fat
Me: *raised eyebrows* *bends down sideways inspecting her ass* *smiles*
Her: let's text tonight. i hate you now
Me: *smiles*

i look at this as a long game. im playing in other places and working other leads. and i do enjoy the fun these moments bring myself.
i heard there was a burst of laughter among her friends when she opened it (i rolled the pack inside layers of brown paper towel for effect).

Post: #13

(09-18-2013 05:14 PM)Diego Wrote:  thanks for your comments guys. your gestures are appreciated.
this was a quick one so i decided to go with MrXY's suggestion. couldn't find the éclair from a nearby supermarket so i went for this instead --> http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/07/67/...00X500.jpg

she badgered me about it a couple of times before she got it. all smiles and thank yous and then this:

Her: you can have it back. it doesn't even taste good (pouting)
Me: it's the thought that counts
Her: yeah, and the thought is i'm fat
Me: *raised eyebrows* *bends down sideways inspecting her ass* *smiles*
Her: let's text tonight. i hate you now
Me: *smiles*

Post: #14

lmao. comedy

Post: #15

quick update: huge lol here
she came to my desk twice today. the first time I waved her away because I was busy with an important task
the second time:

Her: (hovering around, not speaking, looking very tamed)
Me: you wanna say something? go!
Her: I broke up with my boyfriend
Me: he dumped you?
Her: no! I broke up with him
Me: why would you do that? he looks like the sweetest guy on earth
Her: he is the sweetest guy
Me: so you should've married him
Her: I don't know ... (long pause)
Me: (stared at her a bit then continued working on my laptop)
Her: (grabs a pen and starts scribbling 'princess hername' on pieces of paper on my desk)
Me: (no reaction)
Her: tell me a secret
Me: what secret
Her: I told you a secret, you should tell me one
Me: you told me a secret?
Her: yeah, me breaking up with my boyfriend
Me: okay, ill call you later tonight. ill tell you a secret
Her: really? you like someothergirlweknow?
Me: *raised eyebrows* (I tried to look annoyed) tonight
Hey: fine okay (leaves me alone)

she came back to say goodbye before she left for home with a bye diego and a wink.
i had to work overtime to catch up on some deadlines.
packing up now and preparing for the swoop. weight watchers hahaha. the best.