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The West had a good run.

4. Viewing food as the enemy. Women often receive the message that our ultimate worth lies in our looks. Our hair should be smoothed or perfectly curled, our makeup on at all times -- but natural-looking -- and our bodies bangin’ (read: thin). In the quest to achieve these impossible standards, it’s easy to see food as something to contend with rather than to enjoy. Be cognizant of what you put in your body -- after all, it’s the only one you have -- but try to do away with the guilt. Savor every bite of that gnocchi with gorgonzola or that Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream or those fresh cherry tomatoes. Food should not come with regrets. As Nora Ephron wrote, “I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.”

10. Wearing heels every day. Look at this terrifying infographic and then tell me why it’s a good idea to force your poor feet into stilettos on a daily basis. We love a gorgeous pair of pumps, but embracing comfort (most of the time) will not only make your commute a whole lot more pleasant, but your feet a whole lot happier for years to come. Plus, flat shoes can be super stylish.

17. Fearing being alone. There are certain things you have control over -- like trying to go on dates, and actively meeting new people -- and others which you simply don’t. Finding a life partner (or even a temporary one) is one of those things. You can’t pinpoint when or where or how you’ll meet someone to spend your life with, so stop freaking yourself out over the idea that you never will. And there are far worse things than being alone. “The most profound relationship we'll ever have is the one with ourselves,” Shirley MacLaine once said. Preach.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/11...08151.html

   

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6/10, would bang

Post: #3

I would bang her under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol. Then I would regret my decision and realise that she took advantelage of me, resulting in me leveling her with a rape charge. I mean how could I have possibly consented if I was drunk?? (my man hamster has been training hard)!

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Quote:your weakness for both “Breaking Bad”

So, another liberal feminist with a wideon for criminal white male characters they'd start Twitter Bombing in real life.

Quote:“I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.”

Exactly. It's obvious to us by their excess weight when food is a woman's Emotional Comfort Substitute instead of a relationship with man, which is why I have no interest in intruding upon their love affair. I hope all the potatos she ate gave Nora comfort as she died of leukemia.

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24. Churning out garbage for intellectually vacuous mainstream publications.