Post: #1

I swear to baby Jesus' bootees I've never seen so many ugly women together since I was in Manchester city, and if they are the winners I don't want to see the losers. Now I can understand all the stories I've heard from Americans abroad about their women. What's the excuse for this torture for eye: interbreeding? were they men before?radiation? GMOs? a gipsy curse? some angry feminist group trolling the contest?









And the worst of them all, Miss Alaska... Mooses are more femenine and elegant than her







http://acidcow.com/girls/50190-miss-amer...-pics.html

Post: #2

All of them are wearing a ton of makeup in these photos, but the only one that I would call 'ugly' is the first one. What's wrong with her face?

Actually, miss alaska(getting crowned) looks like a tranny, would not bang.

Post: #3

I'm gonna have trouble sleeping tonight.

Post: #4

Jesus....Ms. Alaska HAS to be a Tranny. Disgusting. WNB!

Just put it this way: this is the BEST these ladies are going to look with professional make-up, stylists, and airbrushing.

Again...Jesus!

Post: #5

The first few don't really strike me as anything less than decent/cute girls. They stand out in this instance because they're definitely not beauty queens, but they aren't unattractive.

But this one...

(09-06-2013 03:00 PM)Don Juan Tenorio Wrote:  





http://acidcow.com/girls/50190-miss-amer...-pics.html

Post: #6

Social Engineering.

The Controllers love using things like this to "redefine" down what is beauty or for simple purposes of demoralization - as is the effect of looking at these women.

Don't for a minute think any of this just happened -

These broads are busted and it is intentional.

They have asymetric facial features and decidedly non feminine/ weakly feminine faces...... - right on cue for the eventual inclusion of trannies and gays into these competitions - the angle will be "discrimination/gay rights".

Post: #7

I can't believe how fucking horrific Miss Alaska is, so I had to dig deeper.


TRIGGER WARNING in case you've avoided the horror so far - this is last year's Miss Alaska, Debbe Jo Ebben:



Nice body but her face is always scrunchy in her pictures. She also likes her hair cut low.

The two years before her win, the winners were the girls in blue and red dresses in the below pic. Blue dress was the runner-up when red dress won. Apparently these were the top 5 in 2010. The girl on the left? 5th place.



Then I went to their website and if you scroll down you can see the other contestants from this year, 2 of which are cute, the rest which I can find a dozen cuter girls walking a block down the street.

This is what beauty pageants have been reduced to? Any chick who misses the cut in say, the Miss California competition, should move to Alaska, slam dunk win... except for potential trolling judges. Or like kdolo said, social engineering.

I just... I can't.

Post: #8

Question:

Why do all of the contests look far older than their age? At 21 some of them look like 30.

Post: #9

(09-07-2013 02:36 PM)Samseau Wrote:  Question:

Why do all of the contests look far older than their age? At 21 some of them look like 30.

Too much make up ages young girls and covers up their freshness.

I was hitting on a 28 year old while in transit in Charlotte until she revealed she was 17. I didn't believe her until she showed me her driver's licence. The girl's make-up must have been 3 inches deep.

Post: #10

Damn, this thread is going to make me think twice when saying I used to bang a beauty queen winner/miss teen Canada contestant

Post: #11

In all fairness, Alaska is one of the least populous states.

Post: #12

(09-07-2013 09:21 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  Damn, this thread is going to make me think twice when saying I used to bang a beauty queen winner/miss teen Canada contestant

And THAT my friend is the point.

1. Demoralization

2. Destruction/Weakening of Standards...

Post: #13

(09-07-2013 10:46 PM)master_thespian Wrote:  In all fairness, Alaska is one of the least populous states.

There is NO excuse for Miss. Alaska - NONE.

(other than my theory).


I am sure that even she is embarrassed to be Miss Alaska.

Post: #14

why are we talking about the ugliest state?

here is the chick that actually won(new york)




but fuck her, because apparently she got fat right after. She should lose her crown. Though, it is awfully appropriate that miss america got fat right after winning.

Post: #15

(09-07-2013 11:36 PM)master_thespian Wrote:  why are we talking about the ugliest state?

here is the chick that actually won(new york)



but fuck her, because apparently she got fat right after. She should lose her crown. Though, it is awfully appropriate that miss america got fat right after winning.

I dunno, she still looks alright to me. She was definitely more toned during the pageant and she's definitely added maybe 5 pounds after the fact but I'd still say she's well below the threshold for overweight/obese. I really wouldn't call her fat. She's still a cute girl with a decent body.

Post: #16

I could get together 5 better looking girls in south beach in two minutes. Where do they find these girls?

Post: #17

(09-07-2013 11:55 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  I could get together 5 better looking girls in south beach in two minutes. Where do they find these girls?

Uhhh...I don't know, perhaps in each respective state?

The way they do it is the select county winners, send them to state, and then to nationals.

Oh course South Beach is going to have better looking girls, the same way Moscow has better looking girls than most of the provinces.

Post: #18

Yeah I know how they do it. It was meant to be rhetorical. I used to go to school with Ms. Wyoming and we hung out in the same crew but we never became very close. But seriously, none of those girls are probably even in the top 10 percentile for their states.

Post: #19

(09-08-2013 01:17 AM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  Yeah I know how they do it. It was meant to be rhetorical. I used to go to school with Ms. Wyoming and we hung out in the same crew but we never became very close. But seriously, none of those girls are probably even in the top 10 percentile for their states.

It looks like the question went over my head.

Personally, it just comes down to preferences between judges, organizers, and sponsors.

Beauty contests aren't even about beauty anymore....contestants have to show community service and answer questions that they're too dumb to answer. "Uhhh i wanna be a lawyer/doctor"..we know she won't be one. I have a former miss (latin country) in my rotation and from what she tells me...it's all about relationships. If someone from the group doesn't like you, you're doomed. If the team's assist. director wants to bang you, he'll pull strings.

I can find girls working at hooters than look better than her and most beauty contestants. Perhaps I like big o'le titties too much.

Post: #20

(09-08-2013 01:31 AM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  Beauty contests aren't even about beauty anymore....contestants have to show community service and answer questions that they're too dumb to answer. "Uhhh i wanna be a lawyer/doctor"..we know she won't be one. I have a former miss (latin country) in my rotation and from what she tells me...it's all about relationships. If someone from the group doesn't like you, you're doomed. If the team's assist. director wants to bang you, he'll pull strings.

I can find girls working at hooters than look better than her and most beauty contestants. Perhaps I like big o'le titties too much.

Ironically Miss universe Australia is studying medicine to become a doctor...and she is slim and hot and only 19 years old. Passes the boner test.

the hairy arms and the slight fat on the side of her abdomen is off-putting.

It is cool how even though Australia is even more PC and full of feminism than US, that they still allows atleast average chicks to represent.

I fear that Australia will become just like America though with its beauty pageants.

Post: #21

Just like we do for Florida, Maybe we should have a separate thread just to post Alaska-related craziness in there. These pictures are definitely a reasonable cause.

Alaska, what the hell is wrong with you?

Post: #22

http://www.missalaskapageant.com/



There was definitely some hot ones to choose from.

Post: #23

(09-06-2013 03:00 PM)Don Juan Tenorio Wrote:  

http://acidcow.com/girls/50190-miss-amer...-pics.html

Post: #24

(09-07-2013 02:36 PM)Samseau Wrote:  Question:

Why do all of the contests look far older than their age? At 21 some of them look like 30.

21?! Shit, I thought a few of those pics were of girls in their 30's!

Post: #25

(09-07-2013 11:50 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  I dunno, she still looks alright to me. She was definitely more toned during the pageant and she's definitely added maybe 5 pounds after the fact but I'd still say she's well below the threshold for overweight/obese. I really wouldn't call her fat. She's still a cute girl with a decent body.

Oh for sure, she is still better looking than 90% of the women in the country, but my point it was her job to be the representative as the best looking woman in the country. And to put weight on right after winning, well I will try this comparison: let's say I apply for a construction job where I need a working pickup truck for transporting supplies every day. I have one of these trucks, but then after getting the job, it starts having engine trouble and only works 90% of the time.

Maybe not the best analogy but a beauty pageant winner isn't doing her job if she puts on weight right after winning. More like bait and switch.