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This is How to Be Arrested
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This is How to Be Arrested




Well, unless you're American - there they might shoot you for resisting arrest...
(This post was last modified: 09-06-2013 09:34 AM by Beyond Borders.)
09-06-2013 09:13 AM
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(09-06-2013 09:13 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  Unless you're American - there they will most definitely throw you to the ground, shove their knee in your head and tack on additional resisting arrest and assault against a police officer charges.

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09-06-2013 09:34 AM
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That's the classiest resisting/ trolling I've ever seen.

   

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09-06-2013 10:38 AM
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"Get your hands off my penis!" Way to go.
09-06-2013 02:16 PM
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The guy's voice and verbal timing makes him sound like a stage actor.

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09-06-2013 03:00 PM
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(09-06-2013 02:16 PM)Sp5 Wrote:  "Get your hands off my penis!" Way to go.

Should I ever feel as though my rights are being violated by way of an arrest and my genital region isn't clearly visible, I'm gonna use that one.

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In the history of the world, I don't think the words "succulent" and "Chinese meal" have ever been in the same sentence before. Bravo, sir.
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(09-06-2013 09:13 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  Well, unless you're American - there they might shoot you for resisting arrest...

Not to open a can of worms, but ONLY certain people get shot in America, and this guy does not seem to fit that scenario.

I agree he maintains a pretty decent frame... with several witty remarks, keeping us wondering what next.
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