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Since we have threads dedicated to mocking hamsteriffic online dating profiles and white knight watering holes like Reddit, I figured I'd create a thread to centralize all the loopiest feminist shit from Tumblr, the site where human rationality goes to die.

Tumblr is hands-down home to the most insane, emotionally fragile, unbelievably deranged feminists, critical race theorists and other affiliated freaks on the Internet. It's where 18-year old art students and other trust-fund babies scream about "cis privilege" and "fatphobia" and gather in gigantic lynch mobs to ruin anyone who makes a rape joke or otherwise offends their delicate sensibilities; that is, when they aren't reblogging GIFs of porn stars getting spanked with spatulas. Tumblr attracts these types because it's explicitly designed to a) be so simple that a crack-addicted monkey could use it and b) insulate its users from criticism (there's no comment system like there is on other blogging platforms).

For some reason, someone at Yahoo actually thought this gaggle of delusional teenage crybabies was worth paying a billion dollars for. Fortunately for us sane people, Yahoo is busy destroying Tumblr through typical corporate hack-job maneuvers such as blacklisting porn blogs from Google search (effectively choking off traffic to half the site), ensuring that there won't be anything left of the place a year from now.

But in the meantime, we can have a few hearty guffaws at people like "Fat Feminist" (no really, that's her name). I wrote about this “fat identified college student living in Portland, Oregon" a couple months back, but in that time, she transitioned from being a mere fat activist to a full-on "political-lesbian, Dworkin-worshipping radical feminist scholar, activist and blogger." Unfortunately, all that empowerment can't cure the health problems she's given herself by being a fat fucking pig:

Quote:today i was supposed to be meeting terri-strange for coffee and to go over strategy for the Portland Rally to free Marissa Alexander that we are organizing but instead i fucking puked all over myself on the train and then proceeded to cry about it like a baby

im fucking humiliated and bummed that i didnt get to do what i wanted to do today

i fucking hate chronic illness

i hate my fatphobic doctor who wont take me seriously and just tells me to “lose weight"

yo i dont think having less body fat will affect the amount of deterioration my stomach lining has endured

i just fucking hate this

Yeah, couldn't be that the same diet that's made you into a blob of breathing pizza dough is also making you sick and eroding your stomach lining.

And if you're a chubby chaser, beware her wrath:

Quote:i really like your site, are you out of high school? The reason why i ask is i don't follow anyone under 18 or in high school.
by curvyones

Yes - I’m out of HS but id rather fat fetishizing disgusting pigs like you drown rather than follow me. Drink bleach.

The only thing she hates more than fat fetishists are people suggesting that she's being a wee bit emotional about people she dislikes:

Quote:Why the hell would you tell someone to go drink bleach?
by r-i-pyourvagina
why the hell wouldn’t you tell creepy fat fetishizers to drink bleach? why would be kind to men who objectify me and commodify me and appropriate my fat positive politics and modeling for their rapey male fantasies?

why is tumblr always defending men/potential rapists?

Quote:I 100% understand not being nice to creeps/jerks/fetishizers/oppressors/etc, but PLEASE stop telling people to kill themselves and for GOD'S SAKE stop telling people to drink chemicals. That is EXTREMELY triggering. Idgaf about them, but to others.
by oryoucouldjustnot

STOP TELLING RAPE VICTIMS HOW TO GET ANGRY AT POTENTIAL RAPISTS DO NOT TONE POLICE MY VICTIMIZATION

And yet despite being an obese radfem who vomits on herself in public, she's still obsessed with uploading selfies of herself in various states of undress. If any of you guys feel an earthquake coming on, that's Andrea Dworkin spinning in her grave.

Post: #2

"Drink bleach"

Shit this could be on a bill board advertisement for Vogue


"She's in Vogue "

Post: #3

This person is able to vote

Post: #4

reddit.com/r/tumblrinaction
taking the sjw to task

Post: #5

Why do I care? why do you care what anyThing like that oinks out of her upper-sphincter. eww eww eww. get that rot away

here all y'all who feel same some eye bleach http://www.eyebleach.com/ (F5/refresh for new images)

Post: #6

Would be interesting if a university utilized clearly insane tumble blogs like these in psychology classes as modern examples of personality disorders but I fear the administration and professors would be burnt at the stake by the PC mob.

That instance of her puking all over herself while riding the subway gave me a flash back to the movie Se7en where Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt discover John Doe's apartment full of diaries that have insane ramblings in them - the highlight entry being John Doe puking all over himself while riding the subway and laughing when an elderly man attempts to engage him in small chit-chat. Truly disturbing parallel.

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Post: #8

Whahaha, what an incredible collection of retarded, dysfunctional and diseased women.
Jezebel... xoJane... Reddit... Tumblr... And the arrival of new threads never ends...

How come these women are winning the national debate on social politics?

Please explain to me, how the greatest country on the planet, founded by men that fought off the Imperial European Powers to be free and live life on their own terms, has devolved to men that are letting themselves be controlled by physically inhuman and psychologically defunct women with a degree in English Literature and Gender Studies?

Jesus, I am a European myself, but I think the original American Dream was the supreme human ideal.

What has happened?

Deranged Marxist Feminist 'Scholar': "Male privilege... patriarchy... heteronormativity..."

Bad response: "Oh, you have a point... I'm sorry... Here's money and power, and my balls."
Good response: "Who invited the fatty?"

Post: #9

Tumblr is home to the ultimate circlejerk of 17 year old radfems. There's a subreddit devoted to making fun of them.



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Post: #10

That Pokemon one. Troll, right? Right?

Post: #11

(07-25-2013 01:33 AM)Matt Forney Wrote:  For some reason, someone at Yahoo actually thought this gaggle of delusional teenage crybabies was worth paying a billion dollars for. Fortunately for us sane people, Yahoo is busy destroying Tumblr through typical corporate hack-job maneuvers such as blacklisting porn blogs from Google search (effectively choking off traffic to half the site), ensuring that there won't be anything left of the place a year from now.

LOL. So Yahoo bought what was effectively a porn site for $1Bn and is now destroying it.

Great opportunity for someone to copy tumblr's format and get people to switch to a platform that isn't self-censoring the way Yahoo-tumblr is.

Post: #12

(07-25-2013 08:56 AM)RandalGraves Wrote:  

is this real life?

Post: #13

Quote:pangender asexual demiplatonic trans-racial otherkin

Fuck, the disease is spreading to Asia too! Or are is she (he? it?) a child of immigrants to USA, Canada or Australia? I can only hope...

Post: #14

Holy shit, that Asian kid needs some bullying, stat.

"Acceptance" is out of control. Why the fuck should we accept some fucking weirdo who thinks he's part tabby cat and demands to be referred to as 'xir'? What the fuck is this nonsense?

Like could I just wake up one day and decide that I'm part dinosaur and am henceforth to be referred to as "His High Cockness"?

I used to think that these people had mental illnesses, and I'm sure many of them do, but I'm starting to think that a lot of them are just doing it for the attention at this point. They're jumping on the bandwagon because it's trendy to label yourself as some kind of victim. This never used to happen because bullying prevented kids from intentionally turning themselves into victims. Now that our culture has cracked down so harshly on bullying, there is no cultural mechanism to enforce cultural norms. We accept everything, so in order to stand out and feel unique, kids have to keep going further and further away from what's normal.

They need to get slapped upside the damned head and told to stop acting like such ridiculous faggots. It's not enough to be gay anymore, now you have to be part woman, part cat and referred to by your own unique pronoun. Bitch, please. You don't need your own pronoun, you need an ass kicking and a male role model.

Post: #15

Scorpion Wrote:Like could I just wake up one day and decide that I'm part dinosaur and am henceforth to be referred to as "His High Cockness"?

http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2460

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Post: #17

(07-25-2013 01:52 AM)kickboxer Wrote:  "Drink bleach"

Shit this could be on a bill board advertisement for Vogue


"She's in Vogue "

She would make a fortune in Japan selling ad space on her thighs.

Post: #18

(07-25-2013 12:43 PM)scorpion Wrote:  Holy shit, that Asian kid needs some bullying, stat.

"Acceptance" is out of control. Why the fuck should we accept some fucking weirdo who thinks he's part tabby cat and demands to be referred to as 'xir'? What the fuck is this nonsense?

Like could I just wake up one day and decide that I'm part dinosaur and am henceforth to be referred to as "His High Cockness"?

I used to think that these people had mental illnesses, and I'm sure many of them do, but I'm starting to think that a lot of them are just doing it for the attention at this point. They're jumping on the bandwagon because it's trendy to label yourself as some kind of victim. This never used to happen because bullying prevented kids from intentionally turning themselves into victims. Now that our culture has cracked down so harshly on bullying, there is no cultural mechanism to enforce cultural norms. We accept everything, so in order to stand out and feel unique, kids have to keep going further and further away from what's normal.

They need to get slapped upside the damned head and told to stop acting like such ridiculous faggots. It's not enough to be gay anymore, now you have to be part woman, part cat and referred to by your own unique pronoun. Bitch, please. You don't need your own pronoun, you need an ass kicking and a male role model.

You could almost. Almost make an argument for accepting our half Tabby Cat's... 'Idiosyncracies' if it was going to be a productive member of society and do some good in the world. I may not be a psychic but honestly I see this thing living off government aid/welfare programs justifying it's parasitic existence on its myriads of issues and oppression. The reason these people exist is because we allow them to.

Post: #19

(07-25-2013 12:43 PM)scorpion Wrote:  Holy shit, that Asian kid needs some bullying, stat.

"Acceptance" is out of control. Why the fuck should we accept some fucking weirdo who thinks he's part tabby cat and demands to be referred to as 'xir'? What the fuck is this nonsense?

Like could I just wake up one day and decide that I'm part dinosaur and am henceforth to be referred to as "His High Cockness"?

"Stop being a fucking tabby cat and get a job"

Post: #20

So I had to google Otherkin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otherkin

Quote:Otherkin are a community of people who see themselves as partially or entirely non-human. They contend that they are, in spirit if not in body,[2] not human. This is explained by some members of the otherkin community as possible through reincarnation, having a nonhuman soul, ancestry, or symbolic metaphor.[1]

According to Joseph Laycock, "scholarship has framed this claim as religious because it is frequently supported by a framework of metaphysical beliefs."[3] Not all otherkin necessarily share these beliefs; some may simply prefer to identify as non-human.

Otherkin largely identify as mythical creatures,[4] with others identifying as creatures from fantasy or popular culture. Examples include: angels, demons, dragons, robots, elves, fairies, sprites, plants, aliens,[5][6][7] and cartoon characters.[8] Many otherkin believe in the existence of a multitude of parallel/alternative universes, which would explain the existence and the possibility to relate to fantastical beings and even fictional characters.[9]

With regards to their online communities, otherkin largely function without formal authority structures, and mostly focus on support and information gathering, often dividing into more specific groups based on kintype.[9] There are occasional offline gathers, but the otherkin network is an almost entirely online phenomenon.[9]

Some otherkin (such as elvenkin) claim they are allergic to iron (and products of modern technology), whilst other otherkin (such as dragonkin) claim that having no allergies is a sign of being an otherkin.[6] Some otherkin also claim to be especially empathic and attuned to nature.[6] Some claim to be able to shapeshift mentally or astrally—meaning that they experience the sense of being in their particular form while not actually changing physically.[1][10]

The therian and vampire subcultures are related to the otherkin community, and are considered part of it by most otherkin, but are culturally and historically distinct movements of their own despite some overlap in membership

Why the fuck does this shit need "scholarship" in the first place?

Here's an idea...

Watch your favourite Lord of the Rings movie

Then take it out of the dvd player, break it in half, and kill yourself

Oops, I forgot a Trigger Warning

Post: #21

Tumblr is a cesspool of the craziest and most extreme versions of feminism and all the other cultural movements that are usually bundled along with it such as LGBT advocacy. I think the source of this is that tumblr is a huge gathering point for lots of people involved in geek fandoms; particularly fandoms that tend to have a big female fanbase like TV shows such as Dr. Who and the 2d animated Avatar cartoon (not the 3d one). I'm guessing a lot of you posters here probably don't give two shits about such things but personally I'm a huge geek and I have an inside look into these fandoms and there is an extremely noticeable correlation between people who are involved in these sort of fandoms and who are also into batshit feminist/LGBT ideals. A lot of these people have huge victim-hood mentalities and are drawn to such subcultures where such victim mentalities are not only tolerated but promoted and treated as something that everyone should aspire to. It truly is an inversion of values where failure is celebrated and ability is looked down upon.

Post: #22

Tumblr?

More like porngifs.com.

Post: #23

Freaks and geeks, couldnt bare to waste another second looking at all this sadness.

Post: #24

After seeing her post about "stomach problems," I scrolled down.

She drinks alcohol and eats a lot of gluten. She posted pics of mac n cheese and fettuccine alfredo.

Although gluten fear is overdrawn, if you do indeed have intestinal problems then the last things you should be consuming are alcohol and gluten.

I would wager her and anyone else $10,000 that 60 day juice fast would cure her obesity and "intestine problems."

Instead she is literally eating herself to death.

We're supposed to tolerate that?

I'm all for live and let live, but if you're shooting heroin, you don't get to force me (through shaming, political correctness, or whatever) to accept that your lifestyle is healthy.

She won't live to see 50.

Post: #25

It's been said that the Internet is where bad ideas go to die. Tumblr is just the most decrepit graveyard among them.

Thank God Yahoo is going to pave it over.