Post: #1

A London-based, 20 year old, single female blogger wants to interview me. So I go check out her blog. Eh, typical. She hamsterbates a lot. She's predictable. She also has little belief in paragraphs. I told her to read more Red Pill and Manosphere material so she would have better questions once she gets suitably pissed off.

While reading her blog, I came across this post: http://www.newcitygirlondating.blogspot....abels.html

Within that post I found this (yeah, not enough paragraphs - wall of words. Boldface is mine.):

Quote:At the beginning of this year Vivi was going out with a guy named Dan. Their relationship was short and brief and never clear how it ended. The closest thing she could come to a conclusion was that he wasn't ready for a relationship. Months after that ended, she met a really nice guy called Ed. Since she met Ed I remember her being quite happier and smiling more often, but when she talks about him she always says ‘we are just friends’. When I saw them together a couple of times, they were being really flirty with each other (I didn't stalk them, I just bumped into them! I always need material for my blog, but I wouldn't go that far… hopefully!), but she always kept saying that nothing was going on and they were just friends. That was until one day, she came up to me while I was in the library revising (no way to get out of exams!) and she told me that she spent the night at his place. I knew there was something more to it than ‘just friends’, but she seemed quite skeptical about it. “We had a really nice time, he cooked for me and he makes me laugh… .we made out and then fell asleep together, but I don’t want to have sex with him or be in a relationship with him”. She kept saying that nothing more was going to happen and that he was great and made her laugh but they should just be friends. I didn't want to contradict her then because I knew the subject would make her uncomfortable and waited until she came to talk to me about it.

So yesterday, somewhere between Urban Outfitters and Topshop she turned and told me “I still spend a lot of time with him, I miss him when I don’t see him for a few days and we talk every day, but I don’t know what’s going on”. Naturally I asked her what she wanted from him and she frowned for a minute until she said “Well, I know I don’t want a relationship with him, or to have sex, but I like him, I like to hang out with him and I like to make out with him sometimes and sleep together… I don’t know what this is! I have to figure out if I want him as a friend or a boyfriend”. Now it was my turn to frown and ask her “Why? Why does it have to be one or the other? Why can’t you have fun the way you and him want to?” , to which she answered “Well, I don’t know what to tell people, are we friends or are we a couple?”

I nominate Ed, the cuddle bitch, as beta of the month.

Post: #2

(07-12-2013 01:34 PM)Private Man Wrote:  “Well, I know I don’t want a relationship with him, or to have sex, but I like him, I like to hang out with him and I like to make out with him sometimes and sleep together… I don’t know what this is! I have to figure out if I want him as a friend or a boyfriend”. Now it was my turn to frown and ask her “Why? Why does it have to be one or the other? Why can’t you have fun the way you and him want to?” , to which she answered “Well, I don’t know what to tell people, are we friends or are we a couple?”

So in other words, she wants him as one of her girl friends.

Post: #3

Not to hate on you Private Man but the West is teeming with cuddle bitches. Beta of the month should be worse than an average cuddle bitch.

Post: #4

The difference between men's rights types and us is that the former chide women for not fucking cuddle bitches, while we chide cuddle bitches for being unfuckable.

Post: #5

He's definitely a tool, but I don't know about beta of the month. Maybe we can make him an honorary chode?

Post: #6

(07-12-2013 02:13 PM)ElBorrachoInfamoso Wrote:  Not to hate on you Private Man but the West is teeming with cuddle bitches. Beta of the month should be worse than an average cuddle bitch.

Eh, I see your point.

I withdraw the nomination.

Post: #7

Lol she talks about labels. Little does she know that the label is cuddle bitch.