Post: #1

I need some recommendations on cubicle decorations.

Nothing turns a businesswoman on more than a well decorated cubicle.

While I don't work with any women in this office, I can take pictures of my cubicle and show them off when a woman asks what I do.

I want my cubicle to be dark and humorous. maybe a sad clown pinned above my computer would look good.

Also, I want a plant, that way the women know that I can care for a living organism. What kind of plant would work best? A small hydrangea?

So, let's here em.

Post: #2

Brown Dr. Martin shoes, beige Docker Khakis, and a light blue oxford button down.....and a "I Fuck On The First Date" sign hanging outside the cubicle.

Post: #3

Don't be afraid to display your playful side, maybe with a Star Wars or Lego figure on your monitor or desk.

Post: #4

(06-13-2013 08:55 AM)kickboxer Wrote:  Nothing turns a businesswoman on more than a well decorated cubicle.

You want your plant to be beautiful and dangerous, much like yourself. Venus Fly Trap baby.

Post: #5

I like how I can itch my balls and scratch my ass whenever I want and Noone notices

Post: #6

(06-13-2013 09:59 AM)Balboa Wrote:  Don't be afraid to display your playful side, maybe with a Star Wars or Lego figure on your monitor or desk.

Princess Leia bent over your keyboard with Hans pumping her should give her all the hints necessary.