Post: #1

My mom taught me that sometimes part of being a man is knowing when to let a Ho Be a Ho. And here's the proof.

http://elitedaily.com/dating/sex/why-you...irst-date/

Ladies – we’ve all heard it before: every woman’s magazine, all your girlfriends and every dating site has always been adamant about one rule of dating – no sex on the first date. Even Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti Stanger is strict about the rule “no sex without monogamy.”

You know Patti Stanger is still single, right?

I’m here to tell you to ignore what everyone says and go ahead and bang him on the first date. How do I know? Well, nearly all my long-term relationships have stemmed from giving it up on date one – including my now husband.

Sexually compatible

From a girl who has slept with countless amounts of men, and a few ladies – I know from doing my research that it’s difficult to find a good lay nowadays. We are all into different things in bed, and if he has a really f*cked up fetish like symorophilia, mucophilia or plushophilia – trust me, you want to find this out straight away and get the f*ck out of there. And if you didn’t really have a good time on your date, but you find him really ridiculously hot, the sex might be amazing and boom: you’ve found yourself a new f*ck-buddy!

Penis size

I don’t know about you, but when I’m interested in a man, my mind usually goes towards the issue of size: the size of his wallet and also the size of his penis. Sure, every guy probably thinks that they’re huge, but ladies – we know that the majority of men are average at best. So, before you invest any of your valuable spare time in this man, it’s advantageous for you to meet his penis – and the sooner the better.


How disappointed would you be if you dated this man for weeks, invested weekends where you forwent hanging out in the Hamptons with your girlfriends getting white girl wasted, only to discover that your potential boyfriend has a weird, bendy dick, is an uncircumcised sharpei, or has the penis the size of a cocktail wiener? Take my advice and investigate down south sooner rather than later.

Avoids Awkwardness

When there is so much sexual tension between the two of you, it tends to make things awkward. While courtship and dating are fun, a lot of the time dating is a bit of a drag. After all, isn’t all that dating just leading to the big finale of a climax? Having sex on the first date greatly reduces the anxiety that you both are experiencing and also eliminates all the trivial concerns that goes with dating.

If you bang him on the first date, you don’t really need to worry so much about the impression you’re giving off on the second date – feel free to show up in yoga pants and a tank top because – guess what? He’s already seen you naked! The jig is up. And all those games that you play on the first few dates can also be eradicated – not sure about who is going to pay the check? Feel free to push that bill right over to him because, guess what? You sucked his dick last week. He can at least pay for dinner.

Investment in time

We are all busy and time-poor in today’s hectic world. Dating is a huge endeavor that not only sucks up your free time, but sometimes it could end up costing you money; money that you can be spending on those new shoes, liposuction or Botox.


Sex, on the other hand, is a good gauge of whether all this effort is worth it, so why go through countless dates only to find out that hey – maybe you don’t want his penis in you? Alternatively, if you bang him right away, you can make an informed decision about whether you want to invest anymore of your valuable time and money into this man.

Let’s face it – we are busy ladies. F*ck being coy – go out and get laid. If it feels right, do it.
Good things comes to those who wait? I say wait too long and no one gets to come.

Post: #2

Although I agree with it wholeheartedly - personally the best relationships always start with a bang - I think the women who wrote this might not be the best image to present such a view.





Kinda looks like a vulgar bitch if you ask me.

Post: #3

The comments are to be expected.

Its funny how the betas comment saying its gross and that he wouldn't want a women who would fuck so indiscriminately (they do have a point, the thing that repulses me the most are the chicks who fuck completely indiscriminately, think banging randoms off of craigslist or taking home the first guy to talk to them at a club)

And then of course the women reply whining about the double standards and how ALL men are like the woman in the article.

Its hilarious, and intriguing that women only ever consider "men" as the 'alphas' they desire. To a woman beta males don't exist when it comes to their reasoning, they're just sexless drones, and friends.

If theres one thing that would help average dudes understand women it would be the point above. Women can only relate the actions of "men" to those in the top teir. They say "but men fuck tons of girls on the first date too" because they've only been fucked by quality men who don't fuck around. They are completely blind to weak betas.

Post: #4

I don't think she is going to stay married. Countless cocks means pining for the alpha that got away. And she also will have problems with the sexual bonding hormone (forget its name) and not able to bond well.

Post: #5

(06-11-2013 08:22 PM)kbell Wrote:  I don't think she is going to stay married. Countless cocks means pining for the alpha that got away. And she also will have problems with the sexual bonding hormone (forget its name) and not able to bond well.

I don't know. She seems pretty logical to me. She'd be more likely to cheat behind her hubby's back before giving up her marriage.

Post: #6

how is that a tropphy wife. i wouldnt be seen in public with her

Post: #7

She looks like a washed up Asian porn star.

Post: #8

Quote:I am the new breed of Trophy Wife.

When faced with the term trophy wife, the image that comes to mind is typically a young, attractive woman, who is good at spending her husband’s money and looks great as his ‘handbag’ – a handbag, you say? A Trophy Wife is someone who looks good on her husband’s arm, but often does not speak, because they’re generally not the brightest.

Well. It’s 2K12 people, and you can throw that old ideal out of my soon-to-be penthouse apartment’s window.

As the new breed of trophy wife, I’m all of those good things previously mentioned…well, hmmm…wait, not so much the young part since I am actually 6 months older than my husband (gasp!). Moving right along…

I am also:

- Attractive (yes, I know, it sounds like I have a big ego. You’re right, I do. And for god’s sake people, I have a mirror, I know I don’t look like Jocelyn Wildenstein)

- Fit – I train seriously hard to maintain my TW-esque physique.

- Intelligent – I have two masters degrees, and am bilingual, with consistent attempts to make it trilingual. I can hold a conversation with nearly anybody, as long as they’re attractive and not fat.

- Worldly – I have travelled nearly all around the world, in business class, of course. To reiterate just how worldly I am, I was born in Taiwan, lived in Germany and the Netherlands from the age of 1-3 years old, grew up in Australia, and now am a New Yorker. Oh, and I married a white man.

- Stylish – I have a great eye for understated chic. You’ll never see me in ugg boots, French manicure, patent leather anything, leggings that don’t cover my lady-bits or a VPL, just to name a few. I also make sure my husband is equally stylish, by dressing him and throwing out pieces I hate when he’s at work. Then pretending not to know what happened to them when he realizes that they’re gone.

- A great cook – I love food, and make sure my husband comes home to a delicious home-cooked meal every night of the week.

- Neat – our apartment is spotless. I love cleaning. And laundry. In that order.

- I am GREAT at spending other people’s money. In fact, I’ve done it all my life. If I could list it as a skills set on my resume, I would.

Lastly, but most importantly, I’m a tiger in the sack.

So there you have it. I have yet to meet another Trophy Wife 2.0, I suspect they may be a little too humble to admit just how awesome they really are. Well – modesty has never been my strong point. I don’t take myself too seriously, and neither should you.

Here is a look at my life as a new Trophy Wife. Enjoy!

Post: #9

"not sure about who is going to pay the check? Feel free to push that bill right over to him because, guess what? You sucked his dick last week. He can at least pay for dinner."

Typical hamster. Exchanges sex for resources. Believes she's breaking gender roles. Nothing new here.

(06-11-2013 08:39 PM)houston Wrote:  She looks like a washed up Asian porn star.

Lucky for her she's still "great at spending other people's money." Women like that only come along so often.

Post: #10

LOL at mentioning that she married a white man. I'm shocked!!

Post: #11

The hamster is so strong in her that she actually looks like one. Those cheeks are just stuffed with her lunch for a snack later on in the afternoon.

Trophy wife my ass.

Post: #12

Two master's degrees in what? Theater design and art history?

Post: #13

I'm with her on this. Especially once a broad gets into her late 30s. They need to stop with all that multiple dates before they give up the ass bullshit. What exactly are you saving it for at that stage of your life? If a man steps to you and is attracted, you need to stop bullshittin'. At that point, you should be all about getting some pleasure before the bottom completely falls out...

Post: #14

(06-11-2013 11:27 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  I'm with her on this. Especially once a broad gets into her late 30s. They need to stop with all that multiple dates before they give up the ass bullshit. What exactly are you saving it for at that stage of your life? If a man steps to you and is attracted, you need to stop bullshittin'. At that point, you should be all about getting some pleasure before the bottom completely falls out...

I disagree. Let's look at this dispassionately for a second. I know I always want the girl to give it up the first time, because often times I won't even wait for a second or third chance.

But is it really in the woman's interest to have sex the first night? I wonder. I wonder how many women who have somehow secured commitment from alpha men actually let them fuck them the first night. That's more of a strategy for women who eventually end up with beta men long term.

Anecdotally, I suspect for most men who commit (and this is the crucial metric for women, after all) the optimum is when a girl gives it up a couple weeks after they meet, but we'd need data to confirm this.

Post: #15

(06-11-2013 11:32 PM)Therapsid Wrote:  I wonder how many women who have somehow secured commitment from alpha men actually let them fuck them the first night.

This aging, pudgy, deluded chinese narcissist seems to have little chance of getting any kind of serious alpha interested.

Shit, even a beta keybored [sic] jockey like me wouldn't watch her on a porn site for free.

Post: #16

Attractive enough for her age, educated, claims she cooks for her man and is enthusiastic in bed. Ruins it all with her vulgarity and cunty, sex and the city attitude. Just another psychologically destroyed modern woman.

Post: #17

Quote: I was born in Taiwan, lived in Germany and the Netherlands from the age of 1-3 years old, grew up in Australia, and now am a New Yorker.

No wonder she thinks that way.

Post: #18

Nothings a bigger turn off than an asian woman talking aussie.

Youtube "dirdy birdy" if you want to see what I mean.

Post: #19

(06-11-2013 09:03 PM)MattC Wrote:  The hamster is so strong in her that she actually looks like one. Those cheeks are just stuffed with her lunch for a snack later on in the afternoon.

Trophy wife my ass.

Yep, that made me laugh..

Post: #20

Asian bitches like this never fail to find some white chump to marry them.

As for the content of piece, women giving it up quick may be great for guys like us and we've all benefited from it, but we know damn well we'd tell our own daughters and sisters to do the opposite.

While I wouldn't necessarily disqualify a woman from long term consideration if she gave it up quickly, in the back of my mind I'll be wondering if she's doing this every weekend. I've been with women who made me wait even though I know they have been around the block. I've also gotten single night lays from total sweethearts that don't put off a slut vibe at all. There's no universally applicable rule here.

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Post: #22

She might actually be something worthwhile if she didn't have that ego or "money-spending" skill she brags about so much.

That said, my girl encompasses a lot of those qualities:

- Attractive
- Intelligent
- Worldly
- Stylish
- A great cook

But she doesn't brag about it or try to use it to get the upper hand, which is why she's a keeper. Even better is the fact that she doesn't try to spend my money.

Post: #23

Honestly, i'd ask her how many sexual partners she has had.

If she has more than me, pump and dump. Less than, i'd stick around depending on how many.

Post: #24

In the vast majority of cases, this is a very dangerous and self-destructive advice for women. It literally guarantees that she will be sleeping only with alphas who have the highest chance of pump-n-dumping her and end up permanently damaged (despite female protestations about how it's empowering for their lives). It would be another thing if having lots of casual sex were completely consequence-free and harmless for women, but it is not. Women need to adapt to this reality, not try to deny it with their hamster engines.

Post: #25

i dont get all the hate, she knows whats up: all of her "culture" and "achievements" are second place to the fact that shes a slut in the bedroom.