Post: #51

As many have said, I presume they met when her face was heavily laden with make-up.

That's why the swimming pool is a good location to meet women. No make-up or whales in sight.

Post: #52

In terms of who is better looking is not actually relevant here - what is relevant is their relative Dating Market Values (DMV) to each other. Hers is much higher than his.

Guys like him are a 10 a penny and his DMV is really low, whereas she being slim gives her an advantage over many women and her DMV is relatively high. I would actually argue she is the one "dating down" and she could actually do a lot better if she wanted too.

We live in a society where there is massive demand for all women and anyone who is slim / half decent can basically pick and choose their men.

Post: #53

I don't know about you guys, but if my only options were to date down or harpoon and net some loathsome whale I'd choose celibacy.

Post: #54

(06-03-2013 01:42 PM)A War You Cannot Win Wrote:  I don't know about you guys, but if my only options were to date down or harpoon and net some loathsome whale I'd choose celibacy.

My pleasure to give you first rep point for using "loathsome"; a wonderful word that means disgusting, frightening, and morally corrupt all in one!

In essence, a perfect descriptor for the Murka-Beest!!!

Post: #55

(06-03-2013 01:42 PM)A War You Cannot Win Wrote:  I don't know about you guys, but if my only options were to date down or harpoon and net some loathsome whale I'd choose celibacy.

I'm with ya on that!

Post: #56

Forget ya'll. I'll date that girl tonight.

Post: #57

(06-03-2013 01:42 PM)A War You Cannot Win Wrote:  I don't know about you guys, but if my only options were to date down or harpoon and net some loathsome whale I'd choose celibacy.

Yup, I'm 110% on ya with this as well. My penis deserves more respect , much more than to be inserted into some whale...although I would not mind a whale giving me a one time oral,haha.