TheCaptainPower
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The cupcake man vs the the real estate salesman
All day at work I've been thinking about new business ventures. Although they are trendy at the moment, I consider a super high volume business like cup cakes to be horrible.
Lets compare the cupcake man vs the real estate salesman.
The cup cake man rents a nice store front in downtown Brooklyn for $10K a month. His utilities are $500, and his unit cost for each cup cake is around $.35, making him a $2.50 cent profit.
The cup cake man needs to churn out 10,000 ! cupcakes every month, just to come close to earning a living...
The real estate salesman in downtown Brooklyn struggles all year long. It is Oct 1 and he is YET to make a sale. On dec 31 he closes a $1.2M condo in Williamsburg, and receives his $45K commission check.
The real estate man will earn the same after expenses as the cup cake man who churned out 10,000 cup cakes a month for a year.
So my point is, what are the high level sales jobs? I am 50% done on my 2nd book, but there are other area's that I can make a potential killing.
Real estate?
Life insurance?
Car sales?
Who is making the big $$ here in sales??
People have been telling me to personal train on the side for years, but it is the same arguement.
I can kill myself training people for an extra 20-40K, or work on that one large, high pay out, sale...
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King Solomon
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RE: The cupcake man vs the the real estate salesman
I have been in real estate for 17 years. I do not recommend it.
It is a soul-sucking, all-consuming succubus of death.
Dumbfuck clients, incompetents everywhere, and tons of work spent that doesn't pay, when the deal falls.
Yeah, maybe you'll get that one 45k commission (I never have) but you'll eat shit all year to get it, and if that one magic deal falls, you're SO fucked. This is a 7-day-a-week job where you are NEVER off. Let me restate- YOU ARE NEVER OFF
Even if you go on vacation you just sit there thinking about all the fucking money you are missing by neglecting your shit- and your cliets will harrass you even then, too. And wait until (another) recession hits. You'll be in the shithouse for years.
Also, after taxes and expenses, it doesn't pay nearly as well as some people think, unless you are busting your balls and also super-lucky. I made 1.3 million in real estate in my first ten years. I am doing everything I can now to get the fuck OUT of the business.
Being a Realtor is as shitty as being a lawyer, except you dont need 4 yrs of college and student loans to get started.
People think we fuck around all day, play golf, tak on the phone in our Mercedes, and live some kind of easy life. Don't kid yourself. Any Realtor who lives like that had to eat shit and work hard for 20 years first (and show financial discipline too- not something Realtors are known for)
Anyway, it's not the worst job there ever was- but its no fucking cakewalk. If you aren't ready to sell your soul, skip real estate.
today, I'll be strapping on my Nikes and walking flyers.
enjoy!
Sloots gon' sloot.
(This post was last modified: 05-24-2013 10:35 AM by King Solomon.)
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RE: The cupcake man vs the the real estate salesman
I guess people are misguided by those beverly hills realtors on TV.
It looks like they are making easy money.
what's your daily life like?
how can you represent nice homes? won't they just go to some reputable company to list their homes?
Personally I don't like commercial property agent. I mean all they do is put up a sign of their phone number, I call them and they just help me with paperwork. I'd rather deal with the landlord and save agent fees to lower the rent. All the nice buildings in my area go through coldwell banker. I believe it's impossible to put your hands on this property as some individual realtor. you can work for coldwell banker but I am sure they take most of the fees......
(05-24-2013 10:33 AM)King Solomon Wrote: I have been in real estate for 17 years. I do not recommend it.
It is a soul-sucking, all-consuming succubus of death.
Dumbfuck clients, incompetents everywhere, and tons of work spent that doesn't pay, when the deal falls.
Yeah, maybe you'll get that one 45k commission (I never have) but you'll eat shit all year to get it, and if that one magic deal falls, you're SO fucked. This is a 7-day-a-week job where you are NEVER off. Let me restate- YOU ARE NEVER OFF
Even if you go on vacation you just sit there thinking about all the fucking money you are missing by neglecting your shit- and your cliets will harrass you even then, too. And wait until (another) recession hits. You'll be in the shithouse for years.
Also, after taxes and expenses, it doesn't pay nearly as well as some people think, unless you are busting your balls and also super-lucky. I made 1.3 million in real estate in my first ten years. I am doing everything I can now to get the fuck OUT of the business.
Being a Realtor is as shitty as being a lawyer, except you dont need 4 yrs of college and student loans to get started.
People think we fuck around all day, play golf, tak on the phone in our Mercedes, and live some kind of easy life. Don't kid yourself. Any Realtor who lives like that had to eat shit and work hard for 20 years first (and show financial discipline too- not something Realtors are known for)
Anyway, it's not the worst job there ever was- but its no fucking cakewalk. If you aren't ready to sell your soul, skip real estate.
today, I'll be strapping on my Nikes and walking flyers.
enjoy!
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King Solomon
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RE: The cupcake man vs the the real estate salesman
I am in the Denver area, its the only city I have sold real estate in.
You can represent "nice homes" but you have to target it like crazy, and still it will take forever. "Money people" that have these houses are notoriously close-to-the-vest and just as they have a lawyer and an accountant, they have a Realtor too. It is very very hard to become known for high-dollar stuff or get to that place where you get high-dollar clients... and then, of course, they are the biggest high-maintenance pain in the ass because they are used to everyone sucking up to them.
Good news though- ALL your clients are pretty much like that now. Huge pains in the ass.
It can be a good biz but it takes a lot of hustle, a high tolerance for bullshit, and years of tenacious application. Most agents flame out in their first two years. You also have to be willing to shark other agents (one of my favorite parts) and bend a few truths from time to time. You don't need to swindle people at all, but seriously they are often so dumb you have to give them reassurances that make you roll your eyes so hard you can't help it.
I like the idea of car dealerships but for some reason their schedules are notoriously bad. Its like they'd rather just ram you into hard burnout instead of giving you a normal schedule and having a bigger staff. Also, repeat customers are hard unless you stick at a place for a long time, which is hard because of the fluid nature of those places. They also have to do a lot of ass-kissing.
I think that's my big hang-up with sales anymore. I don't give a fuck about these people and their problems (got plenty of my own) and its harder and harder for me to act like I give a shit, and harder still to beg and grovel for business. It's good to be 'dominant' with your clients, but when you need the deal, you *need* the deal.
If I could do whatever I wanted to be sitting pretty, I'd probably go spend 6 to 12 months in the frigid oil fields of Wyoming and ND and stack every spare dime I had, paying cash for a condo when I come back home. Man, if you had your home and car PAID FOR, then you really would be free to do as you please. You could work any job you wanted, and any amount of money would be enough.
Sloots gon' sloot.
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