Hello, I am Rosca.

Everything was going swell on Saturday night. Things were looking smoothly according to plan. But no one knows when you bring a Pokemon trainer and a Pokemon environment together. Things were going extremely well and swell for the crew team culture.

At first, Rosca had decided to play pong with a Snorlax. But she was not really having a good time. And just doing Snorlax dances with her other Pokemon friend. Who looked like a Magmar. But that is okay. Another fellow Pokemon Trainer saw me and decided to be my partner and we played against some other two Pokemon.

It was going well, and then sadly the Pokemon broken the table. A sad sad moment at the party, but you can't trust Pokemon for anything.

As time progressed, I noticed Rosca was getting intoxicated. His beer pong skills were getting weaker, and he was feeling the need to capture something. A pokemon was about to be captured.

But then by the grace of the game gods, and Samseau, an Asian type Pokemon had came in. She had came with a fellow Brotha Pokemon Trainer, so Rosca was able to befriend him easily.

"Rosca: Is that your girlfriend?"
"BPT: Naw she's some girl in my hall...Man this party ain't poppin for black folks"
"BPT: Man, you just gotta keep the flow going man. Don't worry about that"

And it was then, Rosca had solidified the Pokemon Trainer brotha connection. He had noticed that on his last pong game, the Pokemon was smiling and looking at him.

Rosca immediately hit the dance floor. The asian Pokemon was there. Samseau was indirectly there with him for he had began to spit serious game to this asian.

"Pokemon: Are you apart of the crew team?"
"Rosca: I'm the leader of the boat"
"Pokemon: Are you the first seat?"
"Rosca: Yeah" (lie)
"Pokemon: Woah I'm the second seat"

Still dancing with the Pokemon, Rosca had moved her to the couch and they began to make out. All the PUA lingo and kino and shit was used, but she still was giving LMR. Always saying that she was drunk and such. The Pokeball was wiggling hard. Hard. But then the Pokemon got out!

While she was enjoying it, she had told Rosca

"I gotta go look for my friend I'm real overprotective"
"Sure"


Life was great. And Life wasn't so great.

It was another day out on the field. And Rosca had felt better despite the Pokemon fleeing. He had placed his forum on the map, and was able to regain his manhood.

^^^ Use a masterball next time

(Cant believe I still remember this shit)

Woah, Rosca is really having results improving his overall game. Good for him and his pokemon.

Good pokelingo.

Dangit, met a great girl this weekend out at the club... Eastern Euro, isolated her immediately, and number closed quick as I knew I wasn't prying her from her friends that night.

No reply to my text

I'll just have to make it up to my penis with some random this weekend, he'll feel better, I'll feel better, and we'll both be happier in the long run for not thrusting into something that would probably end up as a relationship.

The second a girl finds out where I live in relations to where we are grabbing drinks she immediately thinks I set this up (I did) this way. It's like my logistics are too good that they feel tricked or something. haha

I've been using this trick where after we have a drink I tell her I should go grab a jacket because I forgot mine (on purpose) and we go to my building but I dont think I am always building enough attraction ahead of time.

Try to close a jerk off tonight. We will see. Not feelin it tonight. I would take some dome 4sho though.

(11-10-2013 08:33 PM)TexasMade Wrote:  Try to close a jerk off tonight. We will see. Not feelin it tonight. I would take some dome 4sho though.

Ha- Jerkoff-close. When you have to game your own dick.

Lmao at magmar!

I couldn't believe I remembered that either

Got the dome. 18 yo. And she swallowed. Will stay on the team.

(11-10-2013 07:23 PM)CJ Wrote:  Dangit, met a great girl this weekend out at the club... Eastern Euro, isolated her immediately, and number closed quick as I knew I wasn't prying her from her friends that night.

No reply to my text

Tough break. Next time!

Fuck I keep getting it where I get the girl on my bed and I start making out, freeze out, start making out and try to push for sex. I got her top off and then she freaks out and leaves.

I guess I'm pushing too far. She was super into me all night and then totally acts weird and freaks out once I got her topless. I didn't know if I should push harder because she was getting serious so I just let her get up and leave.

I'm trying to figure out how to remove a girl from my harem - any advice?

She is 20, and a total sweetheart. Long hair, no tattoos, fit & healthy, never once given me a shit test, scores only 1/24 on Tuthmosis Slut Test, etc. She is great in bed although I can tell she has not had much experience.

So what's the problem? I can tell she is starting to catch feelings for me, and I don't want to break her heart. She is in her prime and is one of the few "good ones" out there that I have met, so the last thing I want to do is break her heart or do some psychological damage, since she is going to be great marriage material for some guy.

I've already stopped initiating texting with her, which has worked for me 100% of the time with other girls, but every weekend she hits me up and asks to see me the following week. How can I say no to that fine ass of hers?

Girl off tinder

   

   
   
   

I still dont know what Tinder is. And what is up with the stars? Because I am in Texas, I see that shit all the time. When did it become hot and why?

Not sure, sometimes I see them on guys elbows, sometimes they are behind the ear on girls. I don't see it too often though.

Shit damn, I think I went to the most sausagey of fest bars in all of the world.


Go to this bar early with some friends. Theres a hockey game on and there were literally 5 women in the whole place, none under the age of 30 and only 1 bangable.

We leave that place and go to the brand ass new bar thats supposed to be tons of fun. Its nice on the inside, but again all of 10 chicks in the whole place surrounded by huge groups of dudes. There was this table of three 7+ girls sitting there and texting. I tell my buddy to wingman me and he says to not talk to them because one of them is his friends ex.

Then I see some nerdy looking chick wearing a shirt from one of my favourite bands. Shes with some dude but I go over and tell her her shirt is awesome. I should have dropped a DHV bomb on her and showed her a pic of me wearing the shirt on stage, ha.

Anyways. I order this beer and the bartender gives it to me for free, it was probably worth $15. I finish it and am drunk as shit and as I'm walking back from the bathroom I lock eyes with these two landwhale club sluts that look comically out of place. If I didn't know anybetter I would say they're linebackers for the NFL. I smile and go on my way.

They go up to this mixed table and start being obnoxious. I kept looking back waiting for the drama to unfold and then one of them starts yelling "WE'RE THE NUMBER 1 WHORES OF (CITY) MOTHERFUCKER!!!" and about 5 seconds later shes up in this one dudes shit, pushes him, then spits on his face.

I just sat there and

Its depressing though when you go out to multiple bars on a weekend night and theres all of 5 girls that are bangable (barely).

took an 18yo out for drinks, hand holding down the street, pulled to room. girl froze up and got awkward. told me she'd only kissed/banged 1 guy in her life - ex-bf from 15yo-18yo, broke up last month.

said she still felt loyal to him even though he'd cheated on her 3 times. damn i feel shit.

is there anyway to know what the right strategy is? like how do you know if you should go for the bang straight up or leave it for 2nd date etc.

i feel like sometimes i'm losing bangs by going too aggressive first date. this girl was smoking.

(11-11-2013 06:45 PM)Que enspastic Wrote:  is there anyway to know what the right strategy is? like how do you know if you should go for the bang straight up or leave it for 2nd date etc.

i feel like sometimes i'm losing bangs by going too aggressive first date. this girl was smoking.

Always go hard. Women are stupid and half the time you may never see them again. Would you rather go too hard or hope for the next date and wonder if you could have banged her that night.

I think I prefer to never die wondering.

I need to disable their phones though. Last few dates girl wouldn't stop playing with her phone. Friends keep texting them throughout.

i tell them to put it away but they are addicted to these phones like it's crack cocaine.

I am stuck. I have a Belizean Queen waiting for me. I will spend most of my time with her. She makes me happy.

The player in me wants to rack up some flags though. I have two that would throw their pussy at me. Dont want to fuck up a good thing though. She cooks, make sure I am good, educated, feminine, sexy, great mother, she can help me with my side hustles, found somebody to buy the first car I sold. Shes a keeper, but my cock wants pussy.

Time will tell. Maybe I can smash a few tourist instead of locals. Thats probably what I will do. Go tourist hunting.

(11-11-2013 06:58 PM)Que enspastic Wrote:  I think I prefer to never die wondering.

I need to disable their phones though. Last few dates girl wouldn't stop playing with her phone. Friends keep texting them throughout.

i tell them to put it away but they are addicted to these phones like it's crack cocaine.

I never check my phone. Only in the bathroom. I expect the same courtesy. That's my only gripe with under 25 yos. They can't stay off their phones. I put my hand over their screens everytime they check and ask them if I am annoying them.

(11-11-2013 06:58 PM)Que enspastic Wrote:  -snip-

Call 'em out. Even walk away from a date if you have to. Don't put up with the BS, a girl wouldn't put up with it for you, why should you with them?

While you may be thinking; aww, that could hurt my chances; that is the wrong style of thinking. You have to set the frame that you are leading. When they are sitting their texting on your time, they are holding the frame of the date. That is not the place to be.

Everytime I said put it away she put it away. Next time I'll take the phone and switch the power off.

(11-11-2013 03:12 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  There was this table of three 7+ girls sitting there and texting. I tell my buddy to wingman me and he says to not talk to them because one of them is his friends ex.

What bearing does that have on you approaching them? It blows my mind that this would be a valid reason to not approach them with your utter dearth of options. What, was it his friend who has Hep C or something?