Post: #1

I believe this will provide younger players and newbies with insight of how much slutty behavior women are capable of ... and let older players reminisce about all the good times they had.

I went solo to this small college bar yesterday with 2 decent sized dance floors ; one Hip-Hop floor and one Live band. No bottle service and entrance fee.

After chatting up some girls I go to the bathroom, but every spot was taken. One of the bouncers told me there's another bathroom downstairs behind the DJ booth to the right.

I find it and when i opened the door , I saw a guy getting sucked off by two hoot girls , finger blasting another & making out with a fourth one ! I quickly closed the door and left.

Later found out the guy was the MC.

Started approaching like crazy but didn't manage to pull anything except for a sloppy makeout from a 30 y/o MILF 6.75/10.

Only started going out about a year ago so i think most of you brahs have far more interesting encounters.

Go ! Craziest stuff you've seen or done on a night out

Post: #2

I think I've told this story on here before, it happened a while ago.

but there was a girl with lupus, a morbidly obese black girl, a girl with buck teeth, myself, two friends, a bunch of four locos, and a large trampoline that took up the entire the living room.

I don't have time to tell the entire story so here are cliff notes.

Everyone was wasted.
Played a card game, lupus girl licked buck tooths nipple.
I was sitting on a recliner.
Obese girl sits on my lap.
Recliner breaks.
Everyone is jumping from the Banister at the top of he 2nd floor onto the trampoline.
I attempt to throw the lupus girl overboard.
She freaks the fuck out and tells me she has lupus.
I go to the bathroom, the fatty is laying on the bed by her self.
I jump into bed. Fat girl sucks me off. She was amazingly good.
I finished and left the room.
I find out one of my friends swooped in behind me and fucked her.
One of my friends leaves in the other friends car.
We're lying on the trampoline.
Lupus girl puts her crippled looking hand into my pants and gasps at the size.
I'm barely cognizant of what's going on.
She says she's cold. She wants to go to the bedroom and get under the covers to get warm.
I tell her to go ahead and warm it up for me. I need to go to the bathroom.
She goes to the bedroom
I sneak out the front door. Leaving my friend behind with no way of leaving the house

I haven't seen those girls since.
   

Post: #3

Fucked a stripper at the bar in the strip club once.

Post: #4

Souns like a fun thread, but it would turn into "Ali foolishly incriminates himmself". Some stories are better left for meetups.

Post: #5

Handy on dance floor of a foam party in college. Lesson learned, cheap soap will irritate your junk. My game is on a more refined level these days.

Post: #6

Damn, when I get some time I'll definitely be able to throw down some good ones on this thread.

Post: #7

Finger banged a girl at a daddy Yankee show at a club in NYC. Middle of the dance floor fingering her staring another hot girl in front of us in the eyes.

Post: #8

My first year in college my group of coed friends and I went to this 18+ bar called east side. We were new in town and didn't really know the cool places to go at the time. So we all were pregaming in the dorms before hand and we finally headed out at 11:30.

When we got to the bar there was a decent sized line of people outside wanting to get in. So naturally we waited in line. While I was in line I noticed that the people wanting to get into this bar were a little off but I was drunk and in a good mood so I said whatever fuck it.

Our group finally got in and we were dancing and having a good time. After about an hour I had to take a piss so as I'm walking to the bathroom I see two dudes making out viciously. I just laughed and kept walking. When I got to the bathroom there was a shoe holding it open and four dudes were ass naked fucking around on the ground in the bathroom.

There was another thread on here about facial structure and how faces look more mature. After I witnessed the gay wrestling match in the bathroom I immediately lost my baby face.

Immediately sober, I was rushing back to my group and I saw two girls making out. In fact lots of people were making out but it was not heterosexual. At this moment I realized that I have been chilling in a gay bar for an hour.

We got the fuck out of there and to this day my friends and I laugh our asses off about it.

Post: #9

Fucked a girl outside of a party. Bent her over against a car. Busted my nut. Pulled out, took the condom off and threw it on the windshield of someone's car at the party.

Random girl comes in like an hour later, "who the fuck put a used condom all over my windshield!?"

Me and girl just start laughing.

Post: #10

(05-04-2013 04:42 PM)Yano Wrote:  My first year in college my group of coed friends and I went to this 18+ bar called east side. We were new in town and didn't really know the cool places to go at the time. So we all were pregaming in the dorms before hand and we finally headed out at 11:30.

When we got to the bar there was a decent sized line of people outside wanting to get in. So naturally we waited in line. While I was in line I noticed that the people wanting to get into this bar were a little off but I was drunk and in a good mood so I said whatever fuck it.

Our group finally got in and we were dancing and having a good time. After about an hour I had to take a piss so as I'm walking to the bathroom I see two dudes making out viciously. I just laughed and kept walking. When I got to the bathroom there was a shoe holding it open and four dudes were ass naked fucking around on the ground in the bathroom.

There was another thread on here about facial structure and how faces look more mature. After I witnessed the gay wrestling match in the bathroom I immediately lost my baby face.

Immediately sober, I was rushing back to my group and I saw two girls making out. In fact lots of people were making out but it was not heterosexual. At this moment I realized that I have been chilling in a gay bar for an hour.

We got the fuck out of there and to this day my friends and I laugh our asses off about it.

One of my friends invited me out with one of his lesbian friends from Trinidad one night. I decided to tag along. She takes us to a Lesbian bar that is hood as fuck, and I'm not saying that because it was 99% black, but because it was 99% black hood ass mother fuckers. I've been in clubs packed with blacks before and had no problem with it. I was literally the only white boy there and there were maybe 5 latinos out of a good 200+ people. I got mean mugged bad a couple of times. While it was a lesbian bar, there were still some real hood dudes there. I saw a bunch of lesbians pushing each other around, the "alpha" lesbians smacking around their "bitches," girls dancing on poles. There was a REALLY bad fight outside, these dudes kicked the shit out of each other, lots of damage done. That shit was a trip, pretty intense.

Post: #11

When I was young I did some dumb shit and was quite the trouble maker. This was one of my dumber nights...

This was my first year out of high school. One night we were throwing a party at one of my boys house, which was typical. We had a tight knit and deep crew. We would throw raging parties at this kids house all the time, 100-200 people a lot of nights. It wasn't normal if the cops didn't stop by at least once a week. Sometimes you'd go in the garage and find 100 of each dominos pizza boxes and empty 30 packs of natural light. I'm not even exaggerating. While we are partying one night, one of our good homies walks in and tells us he got jumped by some kids for a very dumb reason (can't even remember why now, but the kid wasn't the type to start trouble). We knew the kids, and where they lived, so we head over there with about 15 guys.

At first when we get there we knock. The kids don't want to let us in, so my friend goes in by himself and says he just wants to talk. All of a sudden we hear my friend screaming, so we literally kick down the door and march in. There were 3 or 4 of them. We beat the living piss out of the kids and ruin the house. We threw one of the kids through a coffee table, kick down another door, throw another kids head through the wall a good 3 or 4 times. Basically, we punked the shit out of them.

After the siege we go back to our boys house and party. The only thing was, the kid who's house it was, wasn't even home when all this went down. We figured he was gonna be PISSED when he found out. I had my shotgun in my car and brought it inside just in case shit got crazy. The night goes by and nothing ends up happening. I grab my shotgun and head home around 4 am. Before I get to my house I pass by Del Taco. Bad idea.

As my drunk ass is driving down my street, on the home stretch, I go to take a bite of my taco, and hit my neighbors parked car. I was hammered and it was mad late so I just said fuck it. I try parking by\ut my steering is all fucked up from the accident. I finally get the car parked and figure I'll deal with it in the morning.

10 am the next day my neighbor comes by freaking out. I explained myself and he calmed down. I told him I didn't want to wake him up at 4 am. He ended up being pretty cool about it. I guess not dealing with it that night was probably the best thing I could have done to avoid the DUI, though I could have also gotten charged with fleeing the scene, but he was cool. But, to add to the shitiness, I go outside to get my gun out of my car, and it's gone! Some dickhead (pretty sure I knew who it was, some neighbors down the street) stole it because my dumb ass left it in the bed of my truck. After that I end up getting fired from my job because I had no car.

And that folks, is karma at its finest. Guess we shouldn't have fucked up those kids and the house. I know it was a shit head thing to do, and I wouldn't do something like that these days. Yeah, I guess I was a little shit back then.

Post: #12

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Post: #13

Saw a girl wipe her shit-filled ass crack on the wall.


Never touch the walls in a club is the lesson I learned that night.

Post: #14

(05-04-2013 05:32 PM)Power_Ranger Wrote:  Saw a girl wipe her shit-filled ass crack on the wall.


Never touch the walls in a club is the lesson I learned that night.

I've got a good shit story, but about to run. I'll share later.

Post: #15

I finger banged a stripper from pof in her car after where we were trying to fuck was occupied by some random homeless guy. After she came she told me she didn't want to fuck because she felt like a slut. I plan on banging her one day.

Post: #16

Back when I was stationed in Norfolk, VA. My friend Martinez and I went to a local college party over at Old Dominoin University. Little did we know it was a 'Risky Business' themed party, where all the girls weren't wearing pants, but only panties and a men's dress shirt. I quickly acquiesce to the theme of the party. I happened to be wearing a tight pair of pink men's boxer's briefs that night. Lots of flirting with cute college girls ensues. I happened to be particularly enamored with this cute little blonde girl in a sun dress. I think she was digging me too.

As the night goes on, Martinez and I find some other people from our platoon are at the same party. Eventually a big fight breaks out. Marines vs. some frat. I have to join in on the melee, because hey, my brothers are getting some.

I don't remember much, but eventually I was found in nothing but my underwear, holding 4 other young college students at bay, frothing at the mouth, screaming 'There's 8 of you and 1 of me, come at me'. Drunk counting. Did not bang the blonde, obviously.

It takes special kind of talent to get cock blocked by an entire platoon of Marines, particularly the one you belong to.

Post: #17

(05-04-2013 05:37 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

(05-04-2013 05:32 PM)Power_Ranger Wrote:  Saw a girl wipe her shit-filled ass crack on the wall.


Never touch the walls in a club is the lesson I learned that night.

I've got a good shit story, but about to run. I'll share later.

It better be good shit and not full of crap!

Post: #18

(05-04-2013 06:32 PM)Power_Ranger Wrote:  

(05-04-2013 05:37 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

(05-04-2013 05:32 PM)Power_Ranger Wrote:  Saw a girl wipe her shit-filled ass crack on the wall.


Never touch the walls in a club is the lesson I learned that night.

I've got a good shit story, but about to run. I'll share later.

It better be good shit and not full of crap!

Alright, one night a friend of mine go with this girl to a strip club. The first club we go to is terrible (Can Can Room Las Vegas), and she offers to pay for us to go next door to the better club (Deja Vu). We pre-gamed a bunch before we went. The girl ends up getting phaded. There are these candles with cups around them, so they are basically cups with no bottom, open on both ends. The girl grabs one of the cups and tries to puke in it, but since there's no bottom everything just goes through the cup to the floor. A bouncer comes over and tells us we have to get her out of there. She hands the bouncer the cup, with a string of drool running from her mouth to the cup while she's passing it off, it was quite the sight.

We take the girl outside, but we want to stay. We tell her, "Look, stay in the car, take a nap, we'll be out in 30 minutes. We stay for a good hour, hour and a half and come out to the car. We wake the girl up and she starts to sit up in her leather seat. I look over and I see shit all over the seat (The girl is wearing a skirt). At first I thought she sat in poop or something, but then I see it's all over. I ask, "Did you sit in shit?" But then I see what's really going on. She crapped her skirt and it smeared all over the leather.

She asks us to pull into a gas station, we're driving with our heads out the window because the stench is horrible. She goes into the gas station and comes out with a roll of T.P. and drunkenly tries cleaning it up. Oh man, it was a mess. The whole situation. Her feeble attempt to clean it up, the mess itself. God was it a pathetic sight. Meanwhile her dad is calling yelling at her to get home. We get to her house, drop her car off while her dad is waiting outside for her to get home, and hop in our friends car that was parked at the house (This was her car she did this in) and dip out before her dad realizes what's going on. The next day we drive by her house and all the windows are rolled down. We both borrowed a little money from her that night. We decided our payback to her would be to not tell anyone. Eventually we cracked. You tell one person you think you can trust, and then it just dominoes. A couple weeks later everyone in school knew. I mean, that's just the type of story you can't keep to yourself.

Post: #19

Gnarly.

I can't remember who said it but chicks can't hold their liquor for shit.

If you go out with. Group and it has girls in it there's a good chance one of them is going to either have a meltdown, make a fool of herself by making out with 10 dudes followed by a meltdown or she just pissed/pukes everywhere.

No wonder girls in groups are such bitches they're always on edge trying to make sure none of those things happens because everyone knows it's bound to happen.

Post: #20

(05-04-2013 08:48 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  Gnarly.

I can't remember who said it but chicks can't hold their liquor for shit.

If you go out with. Group and it has girls in it there's a good chance one of them is going to either have a meltdown, make a fool of herself by making out with 10 dudes followed by a meltdown or she just pissed/pukes everywhere.

No wonder girls in groups are such bitches they're always on edge trying to make sure none of those things happens because everyone knows it's bound to happen.

Unsurprisingly, this girl now has a major drinking problem. She just got out of rehab. She was doing good for a little while, but she keeps relapsing. I mean she had basically been drunk every day for the last 5 years up until detox, including at work.

Post: #21

Had a friend who had this problem, starting becoming paranoid after smoking weed from a young age. He was already a little weird/paranoid before the weed. Moved onto heavier drugs and had a full-on psychotic episode at around 21. Ended up in a mental hospital. Recovered, started drinking again, had another psychotic episode. Now the kid can't drink or do any drugs.

Post: #22

I was in the middle of a crowded college kegger and I started fingering a girl on the couch while she was on the phone with her boyfriend. I grabbed her phone and hung up on the dude, unzipped my pants and she started sucking my dick. I put a cushion on top of her head in an unsuccessful attempt to conceal what was going on. One of my drunk buddies showed up:

Him: "Hey dude what's happening?"
Me: *points at girl* "This."
Him: "Cool. I'm gonna grab a beer. Later"

Post: #23

Pulled a Girl in a club in town yet as i was still living in my parents i did not want to take her back to mine, and as she also had no place of her own we decided to find somewhere private. I was so horny after a while of persuading her i got her to go to the alleyway at the back of the club. She put her hands against the wall, I pulled down her knickers and i entered her. After climax we got ourselfs readjusted and decided to call it a night as we was leaving a voice shouted "top show mate your bird has cracking tits". As we was in a hurry to find a discreet place to indulge in a carnal sin we forgot to check to see if the alleyway was clear first, the whole time there was a tramp sleeping 10 feet away from us.

Post: #24

There's this girl at a party. She's extremely unattractive but wants male company.

Guy gets really drunk, agrees to go upstairs with her. She throws him down on his back, he passes out.

She's unhappy about this and punishes him by dumping on his chest. He wakes up next morning with it all over because he tossed and turned.

Post: #25

There was a girl I was crushing on back in the start of my sophmore year of college, who was a total whore and skank and was playing me like a violin, but I chased after anyways because I had zero game and wanted to get laid at any cost.

The night started off with a boxing match. I went off against a lightweight dude who trained in boxing regularly, and he was destroying my face with tons of jabs, but I landed a right hook on him so hard he had a black eye afterward. I got cleaned up without any real marks and although I had lost I felt like a man.

She came down to my frat when I was riding off this high and I started off the night with a power hour (1 shot of beer per min for an hour with a playlist of 60 songs that change every min) and got her and her friends absolutely trashed with me. We made out a bunch but then she got a bunch of phone calls and said she had to go back to her dorm. She reassured me that she would be back later.

Not knowing what to do I said "okay" and I played it cool and shot beer pong in the party room until she got back. She called me after a few hours and said she got lost and didn't know where I was. I went outside on campus to find her and she jumped into my arms as I made out and carried her back to my room.

Once in my room she's laying down on the couch on top of me, while my roommate is in bed with his own girl (we had curtains separating each bed area to give each other privacy), and she's refusing to let me make any moves on her. She then says to me, "I can't have sex with you tonight, I just had sex with my ex-boyfriend." I hear my roommate start to crack up laughing while I looked at this girl with complete disgust. I lay there in apprehension unsure of what to do until her friend, who was also there that night, came back from another brother's room, where she just got fucked, and takes her friend out of my room.

Feeling extremely pissed off and insecure that everyone got laid except me, when the next weekend came I hit the booze HARD and started to get really angry drunk. She called me up earlier that night saying she wanted to come by the frat house, but by the time she got there I was starting to black in and out of consciousness... suddenly I'm outside, talking to her and her friends... suddenly I'm talking to a young guy, who pulls out a badge from underneath his shirt telling me he was an undercover cop... suddenly I'm back inside the house talking to my friends... suddenly I'm talking to an ugly girl with a gut who pulls me inside of the pool table room, and begins to give me a blow job while I'm drinking some stuff called jungle juice... suddenly she's laying back on the pool table with her legs spread, and a brother opens the door, sees us, and leaves immediately, while I'm trying to get my dick in but it's too soft... suddenly I wake up in my bed with nothing but underwear on and a phone number from some chick on a piece of paper.

I stumbled out of bed, totally fucked up and confused, when my roommate starts laughing his ass off asking me I knew what happened last night. He looked at me and said, "Are you sure you're not gay? I think you might be confused." I had no idea. I walked out in the hallway when another brother saw me and yelled, "DID YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY LAST NIGHT?" and another said "Samseau, that was quite the show man," and another guy said "Dude you took that hit to the balls really good." I looked at them all asking like "WTF are you talking about?"

One of them brought me into his room and pulled open a video on his computer that showed me, shirtless, cuddling on my roommate's shoulder, sound asleep, while a bunch of brothers were laughing at us. One of the brothers then grabbed a TV remote control, took the fat end, and smacked me hard in the balls with it, upon which I immediately howled in pain and grabbed my nuts in one hand while holding my face with the other, and then went right back to cuddling on my roommate's shoulder. I simply watched in complete shock, as I did not feel any pain in my balls nor could remember any of that happening. The brother then said to me, "This one is definitely going to college humor.com" as brothers from all over the house were coming in and out of the room to watch the video.

I went back to my room to take a shower and my roommate told me he was also blacked out, and he learned that the ugly chick I briefly remembered had been pushed onto me by one of the brothers, and she desperately tried to fuck me but I was so fucked up I couldn't get it up. She brought me back to my room, undressed me, and did everything in her power to try and bang me, and I also heard later on that she tried to get my blacked out roommate to try and fondle my balls, I never really found out. I looked at the phone number on the paper and threw it out.

As I'm walking out of the house another brother yells down the hallway, "I SAW HIM GET LAID ON THE POOL TABLE!" Rather than correct him, I just continued to the dining hall when I came across the frat president and he tells me, "Dude, you shouldn't let women get to you so much." I think, "What the hell is he talking about?" Later that week I met the girl who I originally tried to bang, and she told me that I was super drunk and angry and I was pushing her and hitting her on the chest. I told her I didn't believe her and then she said she had to find a guy to get me off of her. I was like, "No fucking way that happened," so I went off to the dining hall by myself when I remembered the undercover cop, and I thought, "Fuck, that must have really happened."

I rushed over to her dorm and knocked on her door and she opened wearning nothing but a towel having just finished her shower. I then profusely apologized to her and she went, "Awwww...." and looked at me with big doe eyes, and there was no one in her room. I then left feeling better about myself when I got back to my room and realized, "Why didn't I just fuck her right there?"



These events were a major turning point for me... the alcohol abuse, my horrible beta ways, the sexual abuse, the worthless whores of my college... afterwards, I sore off women, partying, and just focused on myself for the next three years. One girl still managed to sneak into my life but I went from one extreme to the other. It was a big turning point for me.