Post: #51

I don't exceptionally care - My mom was born in '55 (she turned 60 in the Springtime) and I've never asked nor would I ever ask, but let's do a little bit of armchair speculation.

There is two I know of - My Dad and the guy she dated after (who alpha widowed her hard - but she deserved it).

Would have been university-aged around the time the ERA was picking up steam...BUT, she dropped out of university after freshman year to work full-time. She claims to have smoked marijuana on occasion, but also that for a few years her and her friends hit the bar every weekend, even in HS to places they let minors into. I saw photos of her when she was young - I know [hamster]my mother is the most beautiful woman in the world[/hamster] but really nothing special. She went to Mexico once when she was like 24, and then France just a few years ago. She admitted to a few boyfriends before meeting my father when she was 22 (they married when she was 26) and had kids at a standard, typical age (late twenties-early thirties). I don't have many memories in my childhood of her taking a lot of overnight trips out of town with her girlfriends, who were all married anyways, her leaving or arriving home at strange hours or weird occurrences otherwise. She had 4 jobs from when I was born until I was in my early twenties (my dad was making twice what she did). Even though her spinster old friends all do it, she refuses to online date (I have had access to her phone and her iPad - if anything I wish she would because when I was last home she was fucking ALWAYS around and she's a bit of a pain in the ass). No family members have ever dropped any hints or made any jokes about her being promiscuous to me, as family is wont to do when your family drinks as much as my family does.

I bolded the slut tells, italicized the things that normal girls do. The evidence is insufficient...



The optimist in me says 3-4.
The realist in me says probably about 10.
The 'stats man' in me says still way less than my sister did.

Post: #52

When I was younger, I asked her how many boyfriends she had before she got married at 19.

She said three.

Now I don't know if she actually slept with all three, being in a Muslim society.

But I do know that, at 17 years old, she was stealing food and loading ammunition into AK-47s for one of her "tough" (i.e alpha) boyfriends when war was breaking out in Lebanon.

Jaw on floor.

Post: #53

1
Had my oldest brother at 19.
Super religious

100% sure of that. but you never know so lets say 99.5% sure.

Post: #54

(11-07-2015 09:08 AM)CleanSlate Wrote:  But I do know that, at 17 years old, she was stealing food and loading ammunition into AK-47s for one of her "tough" (i.e alpha) boyfriends when war was breaking out in Lebanon.

Jaw on floor.

Wow.
Even if they never slept together, that still has to qualify her as an "alpha widow".
She will never forget him.

Post: #55

(11-07-2015 10:09 AM)Mercenary Wrote:  

(11-07-2015 09:08 AM)CleanSlate Wrote:  But I do know that, at 17 years old, she was stealing food and loading ammunition into AK-47s for one of her "tough" (i.e alpha) boyfriends when war was breaking out in Lebanon.

Jaw on floor.

Wow.
Even if they never slept together, that still has to qualify her as an "alpha widow".
She will never forget him.

Maybe not, but my Dad topped him. He died 8 years ago and she still wears her wedding ring to this day.

Post: #56

(11-07-2015 10:11 AM)CleanSlate Wrote:  Maybe not, but my Dad topped him. He died 8 years ago and she still wears her wedding ring to this day.

Your dad topped the boyfriend that made your mom steal things and load semi-automatic weapons ?!!




Your father sounds legendary.
Unless you wrote about him in another thread, an explanation of his game is now required.

Post: #57

(11-07-2015 10:20 AM)Mercenary Wrote:  

(11-07-2015 10:11 AM)CleanSlate Wrote:  Maybe not, but my Dad topped him. He died 8 years ago and she still wears her wedding ring to this day.

Your dad topped the boyfriend that made your mom steal things and load semi-automatic weapons ?!!




Your father sounds legendary.
Unless you wrote about him in another thread, an explanation of his game is now required.

I'lll try but I don't know if it applies to today. Shortly after he and my mom met, war was raging and they escaped together. He asked my mom to marry him... Three times! She said no twice, and third time was a charm. I should write a story about him...

My Dad did have mad game, you'd be right on that count. Imagine the game required for talking yourself out of a hairy hostage situation, slipping through checkpoints, and setting up a whole new life in an unfamiliar country with pennies to your name. I've seen him chat up random strangers making them laugh. One time he took me and my buddies to Hooters and he chatted up waitresses 1/3 his age.

Post: #58

(11-07-2015 10:34 AM)CleanSlate Wrote:  Shortly after he and my mom met, war was raging and they escaped together. He asked my mom to marry him... Three times! She said no twice, and third time was a charm. I should write a story about him...

My Dad did have mad game, you'd be right on that count. Imagine the game required for talking yourself out of a hairy hostage situation, slipping through checkpoints, and setting up a whole new life in an unfamiliar country with pennies to your name.

Respect !

Post: #59

Hilarious troll thread but since other guys replied seriously I will too.

I really do think my dad is the only man my mom has ever slept with. I'll give some details:

1) She grew up in a socially conservative East Asian country which was even more socially conservative when she was coming of age.

2) She doesn't drink and I honestly think she's probably never actually stepped into a bar or club in her life.

3) She's still married to my dad after over 25 years and she once told me she never once thought about getting a divorce from him. I should add that my dad isn't some bad boy alpha either. He's the classic beta provider though he isn't a wuss or pushover.

4) I've never even heard her utter a single swear word in either English or our native language and she gets aghast when people around her swear.

Post: #60

(11-07-2015 11:31 AM)Wutang Wrote:  Hilarious troll thread but since other guys replied seriously I will too.

I really do think my dad is the only man my mom has ever slept with. I'll give some details:

1) She grew up in a socially conservative East Asian country which was even more socially conservative when she was coming of age.

2) She doesn't drink and I honestly think she's probably never actually stepped into a bar or club in her life.

3) She's still married to my dad after over 25 years and she once told me she never once thought about getting a divorce from him. I should add that my dad isn't some bad boy alpha either. He's the classic beta provider though he isn't a wuss or pushover.

4) I've never even heard her utter a single swear word in either English or our native language and she gets aghast when people around her swear.

A model citizen. God bless her. With 100 million more we can change this country.

Post: #61

Even better, marry a girl who is a raging anti feminist. That will piss her off even more.

Post: #62

I wish I could say all these nice things about my mom.

Slots gonna sloot. \_(ツ)_/¯

Post: #63

After 2 divorces, I prefer not to think about it.

Post: #64

My mom still hasn't had sex. And she hasn't farted or taken a shit either. But then we have the kind of relationship where you can talk about these kinds of things.

Post: #65

My mother was born in 1934, and my father was born in 1931. I assume the answer to this question is one. She did once admit to me that they'd has sex before marriage though. They were married in 1952.

I do know that her mother was pregnant with my aunt when her parents were married. I also had a great-grandmother who was pregnant at the time of the wedding as well.

Post: #66

It's only been one for my mom. She was born in 41 and raise in a strict church, where she met my dad. She had other boyfriends before my dad, but they were all strict Christians. She married just before turning 22, so that seems pretty old to be a virgin, but the entire community she was surrounded by was completely traditional. As far as I know, they waited until after marriage to have sex, but kept the engagement short.

My dad was also a virgin. No sex outside of marriage for either of them. He also dated several others. In both cases, I think they viewed dating more as courting. They limited themselves to making out, and kept themselves pure until marriage.

Post: #67

Post: #68

My mother was fucking whore. While I will never what her notch count truly is, it is definitely over 547. And that was from one man alone, my dad. Even if certain information wasn't available to me, I do know there are hardcore red flags.

-My grandfather ditched my grandmother and the family one evening and never came back until my mother's wedding. My mother basically had daddy issues.

-My mother and grandmother argued all the time. She never respected her mother.

-What my mother did to lock down my father was to have so much sex and fuck him so hard that my Dad would lose any good sense of judgement. If he did have any good senses, he wouldn't have married her. That notch count I provided came from my dad.

-Was fucking the alpha player, my father.

-Even after hitting the wall and getting divorced, she tried to play Carrie Bradshaw. She was basically fucking thirsty beta men. That was according to my sister when she was living with. I wouldn't know because I left her house to never come back. According to my sister, once I left, she was getting into a lot of drugs.

Post: #69

(11-07-2015 06:01 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  My dad was also a virgin. No sex outside of marriage for either of them. He also dated several others. In both cases, I think they viewed dating more as courting. They limited themselves to making out, and kept themselves pure until marriage.

I remember my mom also once telling me that she was my dad's first and only girlfriend. My dad grew up in an even MORE socially conservative environment since he was from a rural village while my mother was from an urban area. My dad's parents actually had an arranged marriage - no joke. That marriage is still going strong 60+ years later by the way.

Post: #70

Just 1 and that's a high estimate.

My parents are both such nerds that I'm thoroughly convinced that at best they've both only banged each other. At worst, they're still both virgins and used some bedroom since to conceive five kids.

I can't picture my parents engaging in intercourse even if I try. It's entirely possible that they never figured out how. Sex ed lessons from my parents were always very confusing and lacked any useful details.

I also have reason to believe that my mom doesn't know the word vagina. It never came up when we had "the talk." She used some other word that started with a 'p' and it wasn't pussy. It sounded very scientific, but I've never run into the term again and I don't remember what it was.

Post: #71

Over 10 at least

Post: #72

In the negatives.

So pure she takes notches away from the gutter sluts of the world.

Post: #73

2.
My mum dated one guy before my dad for 2 years before my dad swooped as soon as they broke up. They got married 2 years later and have since been married for over 30 years

Post: #74

I can't believe this thread is still going. I scoffed it off initially but underestimated its capacity.

Next up: Does your mom spit or swallow?

Post: #75

(11-08-2015 01:40 AM)Wutang Wrote:  My dad's parents actually had an arranged marriage - no joke. That marriage is still going strong 60+ years later by the way.

Arranged marriages were a lot more functional and long lasting than people realise. I mean, most religions and countries in the world operated like this for hundreds of years....usually an older, well established man in his 30's married a teenage girl who was usually a virgin with her parent's permission. No one made an issue of the age difference and in most cases it was seen as something positive that she would be taught, learn from, and be led by a more confident and smarter man.

It was only in the 20th century that the concept of "soulmates" and marrying solely for "love" came into existence....together with the feminist shaming of men marrying someone younger....borne purely out of jealousy and bitter resentment of older unmarried women towards their younger, hotter, tighter female competitors.

This incidentally is exactly the same time when the institution of marriage and stable families started to fall apart.