Post: #1

I'd bang.

Quote:John: It was a pretty natural conversation. We talked a little bit about the churches that we go to. She goes to one that is very similarly structured to the one that I go to.

Quote:Lauren: I got the vibe that he was a family guy, and I definitely like somebody who is involved with his family. [And] we both really enjoy a good pun.

This is interesting. She may want a beta, and he seems to be one.

Quote:John: This is probably my favorite part of the night. I said, “Tell me a story.” She was a little hesitant at first, so I started telling a story about a little bird that lived in an oak tree. One of us would tell the story for about three minutes, and the other would tell the story, and we just developed a very rich narrative about this bird. I think it shows a lot of creativity if someone can tell a story.

I like his move. This seems to be a date between two genuinely nice people.

Quote:UPDATE: The two met up briefly the following day, and John handed over a package of gummy bears (which she loves). “It was sweet,” says Lauren, who bumped her date rating to a 5.

Date *3* did happen. This is a 100% success. Where did they find this girl? This is what I date in Eastern Europe for the most part, but less church.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/...story.html

Post: #2

The trend is clear Roosh. Get that Cuddle and Compliment bang guide out pronto.

Post: #3

I was wondering when today's Date Lab thread would come in. It's become a weekend tradition.

Girl's legit.

Post: #4

   

   

   

Post: #5

First two photos... no.

Third photo...

Post: #6

HOLY SHIT

JUST NOTICED THE MAKE UP A STORY GAME.

GAME RECOGNIZED.

(yeah okay he shoulda kissed her a lot earlier etc. still seemed to do okay.)

Post: #7

(04-27-2013 05:33 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Third photo...

Does this mean you think she's retarded or that she's jerk-off worthy in the third picture. Ambiguous smiley use.

Post: #8

White crew-neck undershirt for the win.

Post: #9

What's crazy is that despite both of them being 23 just like me, they look way older .

Post: #10

That's me jacking off 3 times.

Post: #11

(04-27-2013 05:29 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I was wondering when today's Date Lab thread would come in. It's become a weekend tradition.

Girl's legit.

The last Date Lab was two gay guys. Swear to god. I guess that's way we didn't have a date lab thread last weekend.

Post: #12

Kept waiting for the plot twist. It never came. Wow.

Post: #13

Ok, got a little more data. This is her in some videos she did while she was at the University of Michigan (very recently). I watched the second one down, but there are several. She's not as attractive as I first thought. Face is merely okay, and I'm smelling SIF. You can see a full-body @5:48 and then see her interview an IRT @6:02. You get some pretty decent angles of the full body at the beginning of the video too.

Post: #14

(04-27-2013 05:49 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Ok, got a little more data. This is her in some videos she did while she was at the University of Michigan. I watched the second one down, but there are several. She's not as attractive as I first thought. Face is merely okay, and I'm smelling SIF. You can see a full-body @5:48 and then see her interview an IRT @6:02:

http://vimeo.com/channels/281678/page:4

Lol I was watching the first video with a bunch of kids on swing sets wondering if you just trolled us.

   

The interview with IRT at 6:00 is a little funny. "No man, I'm a social entrepreneur."

I downgrade her rating to one jack-off emoticon.

Post: #15

The IRT saying I'm a "I'm a Vulverine" (Wolverine) is the best part.

Here's another screen cap. This is one is less charitable. It looks like she's dropped some of these pounds since college, but not all of them (if you compare to the full-body pic with the Fox New microphone).

   

Post: #16

She just found her dream man and now there is a group of men on the internet putting up screenshots of red arrows pointing to her fat.

Post: #17

(04-27-2013 06:02 PM)Roosh Wrote:  She just found her dream man and now there is a group of men on the internet putting up screenshots of red arrows pointing to her fat.

I was just wondering to myself how many of my recent bangs would stand up to this level of scrutiny. To be fair, I'm my own worst critic. I break down my chicks (and myself) like this, just not in thread format.

Post: #18

But who are kidding man? All she needs to do is lose 20-30 pounds and she's a verified babe. Pretty face.

Post: #19

(04-27-2013 06:02 PM)Roosh Wrote:  She just found her dream man and now there is a group of men on the internet putting up screenshots of red arrows pointing to her fat.

Here's her ideal dream man.
   

Post: #20

(04-27-2013 06:12 PM)Samseau Wrote:  But who are kidding man? All she needs to do is lose 20-30 pounds and she's a verified babe. Pretty face.

Problem is, you just described a significant percentage of the American female population. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think that exact thing about at least one chick.

Post: #21

Seems to me this girl was raised in a church in a small-town USA. These girls are born to be housewives.

Let me speculate a bit based on what I know about these types.

First off, these types of girls are EXTREMELY rare around big cities and along most of the Northeast Coast (from Boston to DC) but they are rather common in the Midwest and in the South.

Second, these girls still have their slut phase. It's a common thing for just about every girl, you can't expect all girls to be perfect.
However, unlike most shitty women who slut it up non-stop until they hit the wall, these small-town church girls wise up much faster than their slutty sex-in-the-city counterparts.

By the time they are 21, they are in the zone looking for a hubby.


All in all, good for them. He was accepted to Ann Arbor, currently ranked at #6 law school in the country. He has a good shot at a high paying, but intense, job. Hope it works out for them, but she's brainwashed into her career and he is too. On the other hand, date number three is huge, so as a betting man I'd say there's a 50/50 chance of things working out in the long run. They may yet reconcile in their later 20's.

Post: #22

(04-27-2013 06:14 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(04-27-2013 06:12 PM)Samseau Wrote:  But who are kidding man? All she needs to do is lose 20-30 pounds and she's a verified babe. Pretty face.

Problem is, you just described a significant percentage of the American female population. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think that exact thing about at least one chick.

Here's a good example. This girl has a very pretty face. Unfortunately, I can only find her headshot on my hard-drive, but underneath this picture--I assure you--is a dumpy-looking chick with a big gut and fat thighs that rub together. I went out of my way to save this one because it was such a good example. The pretty-face-but-depressingly-fat-body is epidemic everywhere, but you really see it online (unsurprisingly).

It's easy for us to say that all they have to do is lose 25-30 pounds, but they never seem to do it. We all know why.

   

Post: #23

(04-27-2013 06:14 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(04-27-2013 06:12 PM)Samseau Wrote:  But who are kidding man? All she needs to do is lose 20-30 pounds and she's a verified babe. Pretty face.

Problem is, you just described a significant percentage of the American female population. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think that exact thing about at least one chick.

I swear, DC is the land of the skinny fat chicks.

Post: #24

(04-27-2013 06:25 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(04-27-2013 06:14 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(04-27-2013 06:12 PM)Samseau Wrote:  But who are kidding man? All she needs to do is lose 20-30 pounds and she's a verified babe. Pretty face.

Problem is, you just described a significant percentage of the American female population. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think that exact thing about at least one chick.

Here's a good example. This girl has a very pretty face. Unfortunately, I can only find her headshot on my hard-drive, but underneath this picture--I assure you--is a dumpy-looking chick with a big gut and fat thighs that rub together. I went out of my way to save this one because it was such a good example. The pretty-face-but-depressingly-fat-body is epidemic everywhere, but you really see it online (unsurprisingly).

It's easy to say that all they have to do is lose 25-30 pounds, but they never seem to do it. We all know why.

Sometimes I think these pretty-but-fat chicks just need a man to fall in love with. Once they feel the need to please a man, they suddenly shed those pounds like they were planning to all-along.

Post: #25

Kingsley, god damn man, take it down!