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Jerking off to the sound of your neighbors shagging
We've all been there, used to happen to me a lot back in the college dorm days, you're laying in bed and getting ready to catch some ZEDS, then you hear it:

The moans, the groans, the skin slaps and the screams. Now the beta guys usually cover their heads with their pillow or turn on some tunes to avoid having naughty thoughts in their pure heads, not us super bad alpha dogs. Whenever I hear my neighbors smashing pissers, I whip that shit out and get to the jacking, fuck ya, this stuff is better than porn!

Now, as I've been fortunate enough to have horny neighbors and a couple of prodigous poon hound roommates, I've done my fair share of vicarous masturbation, so I return the favor. Whenever I'm boning a chick I rough her up a bit and dig in those guts so bad that's she's screaming like a banshee in heat, and in the back of my head, I think, "I know one of my neighbors is jacking to this shit, its on me this time bud".

Please share you experiences if you've have any similar creepy fetishes.

God damned them all, I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold, we'd fire no guns-shed no tears, now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett's privateers!
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04-18-2013 08:26 PM
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To be honest, I've only had it happen a handful of times, and I did think it was pretty hot to hear the girl moaning, especially when it was my hot neighbor, but I feel she didn't get laid a lot. I only heard her once or twice. She was a rather stuck up cunt. Other than that, it's happened a couple times in a hotel room. I never started jerking off to it though, never really thought of it.
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04-18-2013 08:35 PM
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This must be some of that next level shit people keep talking about.
04-18-2013 08:36 PM
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dude are you drunk.

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dude go to the drunk lounge..
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(04-18-2013 08:36 PM)worldwidetraveler Wrote:  This must be some of that next level shit people keep talking about.

A sad state of affairs indeed.
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(04-18-2013 08:26 PM)scotian Wrote:  "...its on me this time bud".

Haha..nice scotia. Always giving that neighborly hand...
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(04-18-2013 09:19 PM)soup Wrote:  dude go to the drunk lounge..


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