Post: #1

You knew it was going to be good from the beginning:

Quote:My back’s toward her when she walked in. The attendant was tapping me on the shoulder, and I was like: “I already got my drink. Oh, my date is here. Well, hello, my lady.” I was taken aback. She’s way out of my league.

Her first impressions:

Quote:My impression from just looking at his face was I knew he was gonna be a nice guy. He kind of had a baby face. [But] he wouldn’t be my type. Usually, I go for more athletic men.

She tears him up for just about everything, even his decision to come out to see her.

She's a black female doctor in DC.... her standards are outer space I'm sure.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/...story.html

Post: #2

Multi-colored 2005 era "Mortgage broker" Striped Shirt? Check.

Weesh T-Shirt Under Dress Shirt? Check.

Jeans instead of Slacks? Check.

I don't even need to read the article to know that this guy lost The Game before he left his crib.

Post: #3

I'm pretty sure by this point that DateLab is run by RooshV forum members to illustrate chick speak and the principles of female attraction.

(03-31-2013 08:15 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Multi-colored 2005 era Striped Shirt? Check.

Weesh T-Shirt Under Dress Shirt? Check.

Jeans instead of Slacks? Check.

I don't even need to read the article to know that this guy lost The Game before he left his crib.

He should have thrown on a shoulder-padded suit jacket on top of that to complete the grand slam of poor taste.

2005 is generous. That shirt looks like something Michael Jordan would had worn in the mid 90s.

And he is certainly no MJ.

Post: #4

   


Athlone?

Post: #5

This is one of these situations:

Post: #6

No seriously, it's TheCaptainPower's brother from another mother. Look at how they wear baggy button downs with a TSHIRT showing! And he even tried to match his. Had he dressed like the infamous ALI-B, she'd sucked his cock before the night was over. I told you guys most defense contractors have no game.

Post: #7

(03-31-2013 08:15 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Jeans instead of Slacks? Check.

You can get away with a nice set of slim, dark jeans in a situation like this. His aren't that.



Awhile back, I was talking to this attractive black girl. I didn't want her, not really attracted to black women. So I figure I'd try to set her up with a wing, a good looking black guy, better looking than her. Showed her a pic, chick wrote him off immediately. She was also semi-Republican.

Post: #8

Why would an attractive female doctor be on Date Lab to begin with? She is surrounded by young attractive male doctors. I think she is looking for a bad boy for a fling. Her date wasn't. Besides, doctor game is lame! Do you really think she'd let us hit that raw the first time? Fuck no. And that is a waste in my book.

Post: #9

(03-31-2013 08:36 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

(03-31-2013 08:15 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Jeans instead of Slacks? Check.

You can get away with a nice set of slim, dark jeans in a situation like this. His aren't that.

Dark jeans would work. His blue jeans and blue shirt give a very washed out look....on top of all the other problems with his look. Also, I would say his shirt and pants are are 1-2 sizes too big.

I really get the feeling that he is not taking it very seriously and has a major case of "I don't give a fuck"

The WaPO reader comments are pretty hard on her.

Post: #10

He looks like an extra from the Cosby show.

Post: #11

(03-31-2013 08:36 PM)basilransom Wrote:  Awhile back, I was talking to this attractive black girl. I didn't want her, not really attracted to black women. So I figure I'd try to set her up with a wing, a good looking black guy, better looking than her. Showed her a pic, chick wrote him off immediately. She was also semi-Republican.

Black women all want a hot guy, regardless of their own looks or weight. They are far worse than white women in this respect, wanting a guy way out of their league. Then again, if she was flirting with you, she probably wasn't into black guys anyway and didn't want to admit it.

Post: #12

(03-31-2013 08:48 PM)kenny_powers Wrote:  

(03-31-2013 08:36 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

(03-31-2013 08:15 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  Jeans instead of Slacks? Check.

You can get away with a nice set of slim, dark jeans in a situation like this. His aren't that.

Dark jeans would work. His blue jeans and blue shirt give a very washed out look....on top of all the other problems with his look. Also, I would say his shirt and pants are are 1-2 sizes too big.

The WaPO reader comments are pretty hard on her.

People take dates way too seriously. Especially among older generations, there's this expectation that unless the date was a complete disaster, you should always have a second date. Nonsense. There's a lot to criticize about how women behave today, but I'd never criticize one for skipping out on a boring dude. Yet because a dude is not a child molester and has a job, she has to say yes to a second time and hope he's more interesting? Fuck that. I hate flakiness, insularity and attention whoring, but I don't blame a girl for walking out on some dorky schlub like this dude.

Of course, this girl sounds like a real piece of work herself (and not in a good way).

Yeah, most American guys, especially those over 30, don't have a clue when it comes to sizing. I was with some coworkers getting a company shirt, and they all requested sizes one to two sizes too big.

Post: #13

"Fashion of the unfashionable" button down

Kohl's quality, vertical stripes

Arms and torso swimming in that shirt

Sorry attempt at "dressy" mixed with oversized Dad jeans

Post: #14

I swear: this thread is like a seance for Athlone.

Here's an even more pertinent video:

Post: #15

(03-31-2013 08:55 PM)basilransom Wrote:  Yeah, most American guys, especially those over 30, don't have a clue when it comes to sizing. I was with some coworkers getting a company shirt, and they all requested sizes one to two sizes too big.

That's because larger clothing defends against grease spatter from the fry cooker.

Post: #16

PS -- Roosh, you left out the best part:

Quote:Melissa: We had about 20 minutes to talk before the comedians started. He was easy to talk to. But there were a few [awkward] moments. He asked if I wanted to switch seats, and I was like , “No, I’m good,” and he was like, “Yeah, if someone walks by, I can just karate-chop them.” It was loud enough for other people to hear. I was a little embarrassed.

um, what?

Post: #17

(03-31-2013 08:59 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I swear: this thread is like a seance for Athlone.

Here's an even more pertinent video:

How about this Tuth:
Women + Education = Who cares!

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Post: #19

Actually, Steve Urkel looks better than this guy because at least Urkels clothes are the right size.

Post: #20

(03-31-2013 08:46 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Why would an attractive female doctor be on Date Lab to begin with? She is surrounded by young attractive male doctors. I think she is looking for a bad boy for a fling. Her date wasn't. Besides, doctor game is lame! Do you really think she'd let us hit that raw the first time? Fuck no. And that is a waste in my book.

not necessarily - there is a large black middle/upper middle class sector in the DC area but an huge percentage of them work for the Govt or a Govt contractor. There are a decent amount of black lawyers in DC though, that would probably work for her standards.

Post: #21

(03-31-2013 08:55 PM)basilransom Wrote:  There's a lot to criticize about how women behave today, but I'd never criticize one for skipping out on a boring dude. Yet because a dude is not a child molester and has a job, she has to say yes to a second time and hope he's more interesting? Fuck that. I hate flakiness, insularity and attention whoring, but I don't blame a girl for walking out on some dorky schlub like this dude.

No joke. When I read this article I was really surprised she did not go the the "restroom" and leave. If she had, I would not begrudge her for it. Dude is a clown.

Post: #22

My favorite line:

Quote: Melissa: In D.C., everybody lives an hour and a half away once you account for traffic, but he literally lives a true hour and a half away, which led me to: Why are you here? Who would drive that far to go on a date with someone?

Post: #23

(03-31-2013 08:21 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Athlone?

Hell no.

If I weren't so paranoid I'd throw a pic of myself up here. Apparently a lot of dudes think I might look like a dork. You all would be surprised.

Post: #24

Independent Auditor for Naval Studies aka inventor of the neural-net processor which will lead to the development of Skynet.

   

Post: #25

I feel terrible for Black career women. They've shrunken their pool of potential mates to almost nothing.

I know a 33 year old, in shape, attractive Black psychologist. Her attitude and entitlement is through the roof, of course. She hasn't been able to find anyone to marry yet besides some 25 year old guy from the islands. She loves him but is paranoid that he might be marrying her for citizenship. She's gonna make him sign a pre-nup. Good idea. But seriously, how will this marriage last? She's a huge, ball busting diva. I don't know the guy, but he doesn't make much money and is way younger.