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sportbilly · 03-25-2013 06:24 PM

The UK TV shows cannot get enough of Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts at present.......jesus christ how how sweet is she?

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from!

Excelsior · 03-25-2013 06:27 PM

(03-25-2013 06:24 PM)sportbilly Wrote: The UK TV shows cannot get enough of Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts at present.......jesus christ how how sweet is she?

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from!

~~Asaxon~~ · 03-25-2013 06:29 PM

Eating a woman's shit? You might fit in with the instagram crowd who begs women to defecate on them...
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sportbilly · 03-25-2013 06:30 PM

LOL it was tongue in cheek, but she is smoking hot!

~~megatron~~ · 03-25-2013 06:31 PM

(03-25-2013 06:24 PM)sportbilly Wrote: The UK TV shows cannot get enough of Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts at present.......jesus christ how how sweet is she?

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from!

Have you heard of Instagram, bro? Check it out.

Emancipator · 03-25-2013 06:43 PM

The Simps of RVF

Hannibal · 03-25-2013 06:45 PM

(03-25-2013 06:24 PM)sportbilly Wrote: The UK TV shows cannot get enough of Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts at present.......jesus christ how how sweet is she?

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from!

I just changed my sig, but now I'm really tempted to change it again.

Veloce · 03-25-2013 07:22 PM

I used to work with this chef (we're still good friends) about 8 years ago, a real dirty motherfucker. Got me started on coke. We got this 18 year old Russian pastry extern at the hotel, really cute, looked like a teenage Bjork.

One day he says, "I would rip her clothes off, bend her over, eat her pussy from behind, jam my nose right against her asshole, and pray to Jesus that she farts."

He's married, probably fucked about 15 different girls since he got hitched. Oh and I wound up fucking the extern, we kind of fell in love with each other.

Tuthmosis · 03-25-2013 07:28 PM

3-day suspension for OP for:

Starting a useless thread (not his first), without supporting pics, to thirstily "simp" about a chick in disgustingly scatological terms, and offending the membership in the process.

vinman · 03-25-2013 07:57 PM

WTF? Shit? Really dude? Sigh

***Roosh*** · 03-25-2013 08:41 PM

(03-25-2013 06:30 PM)sportbilly Wrote: LOL it was tongue in cheek, but she is smoking hot!

renotime · 03-25-2013 09:29 PM

No

Sombro · 03-25-2013 09:32 PM

(03-25-2013 06:24 PM)sportbilly Wrote: I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from!

Depends™.

~~Damedius~~ · 03-25-2013 10:06 PM

Ashley Robbins is 10 times hotter.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxdk9b_...VEP7ByUT_s

Vacancier Permanent · 03-26-2013 12:39 AM

I've noticed quite a few betas if not out right white knights may have fallen through the cracks on the 1st of the month as some posts recently have been absolutely ludicrous to the say least. Sure betas deserve a chance to cleanse their conditioning but some guys are simply hopeless and better left alone. And that chick you mentioned, if she's indeed the girl that Roosh posted a pic of (not that I doubt Roosh), then she is one manly woman. 0.5/10. WDNB!

presidentcarter · 03-26-2013 12:56 AM

Damnit now "I am thirsty" is stuck in my head! WTF!

funkyzeit · 03-26-2013 03:40 AM

Someone should write down all these statements. Anyone remember that guy who wrote about hentai tentacles and how he enjoys them or something?

All or Nothing · 03-26-2013 03:41 AM

(03-25-2013 06:24 PM)sportbilly Wrote: I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from!

Well, I think I am done for now.

Handsome Creepy Eel · 03-26-2013 08:01 AM

Ok, the girl is hot (even if not perfect, IMO), but I don't understand why men have this instinct to eat the shit of hot women. Why, for gods' sake???

Teedub · 03-26-2013 08:33 AM

Yeah she seemed cool on I'm a Celebrity (UK reality show where a bunch of z-list, with a few b-list, celebrities live in the Oz outback for a few weeks), and I 100% WB.

She seemed sweet, nice etc etc...Then I read up on her and she certainly likes to ride the bad boy carousel. All girls are sluts when confronted with the right man.

She came across as EXACTLY the type of girl I many get oneitis for, and friend-zoned. The sort of girl that would make my beta-self say:

"If only she could see how nice I am, then she wouldn't go off with those dick head bad boys".

rastignac · 03-26-2013 08:51 AM

(03-25-2013 08:41 PM)Roosh Wrote:
(03-25-2013 06:30 PM)sportbilly Wrote: LOL it was tongue in cheek, but she is smoking hot!

What's with the picture of the tranny?

teh_skeeze · 10/14/15:

I think it's a sign of the times when people get disgusted by a very old way of stating that you find a woman extremely attractive. Another way of saying it is "I'd eat the corn out of her crap." Have you never heard a dude say "I give her a 9. I'd cut 9 fingers off to get a night with her"?

If anything we should be helping this guy stop putting Sarah Jessica Parker doppelgangers on the pedestal. That's more disgusting than shit jokes.

soup · 03-26-2013 11:46 AM

Pathetic.

MattW · 03-26-2013 11:57 AM

(03-25-2013 06:24 PM)sportbilly Wrote: The UK TV shows cannot get enough of Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts at present.......jesus christ how how sweet is she?

I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from!

Were you by chance involved in a little video featuring two girls and one cup?

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