Post: #1

Yo fellas!!! Wassup? I wish you all lots, and lots of bangs as we start the new week.

OK - I met a lady cop this weekend - and I have always fantasized about banging a REAL lady cop - its a notch not many civilians have.

So, since I have weaseled my way into a first date with this lady cop and her shiny badge, I'd like to open a thread on what venues you guys have had lost of success at that led to an f-close.

It's not everyday I get a shot at bangin a female police officer (sheriffs deputy), I don't want to leave anything to chance.

I met her at a local concert, where I had backstage passes, and was hanging out in the wings wearing my custom Armani suit, and Gucci Loafers.

I noticed she kept "eye-balling" me, so I opened. I never mentioned or gave her any value over me even in her sexy as hell black camo uniform with her big ass .45 ACP gun and pink handcuffs - which had me going nuts and fantasizing about her all DAY/NIGHT!!! I pretty much dealt with her like any other woman.....the fact that she can arrest me fucking turns me on!!! I could only imagine what she'd be like in bed..authoritative? Pin me down? nice... =)


So...I know venue bouncing on first dates is a must, to at least 4 different venues to make her feel she knows me more than she really does. Here is what I am planning to kind of f-close with her very soon = please give me some feedback/suggestions (in no particular order):

1. Take her shopping with me for clothes for an important business meeting.

2. take her grocery shopping with me to cook her a meal at my place.....but have her help pick out the ingredients.

3. Ask her to sharpen my shooting skills at a local firing range (even though I am a great shot)

4. Go Jet-skiing/snorkeling.

5. Teach her some of my salsa moves at local club for 2 hours, and bring her back to my crib from there...


Please make this a thread about best 1st date experiences that led to f-closes.


Mixx

Post: #2

I am in no way an expert on "fuck the police" but I have banged two NYPD officers. You game them the same way you do other chicks. It doesn't really matter where you take her as long as you build comfort. Talking about going back to ya crib without building comfort first is kinda of strong and could backfire.The key to cops and military chicks for that matter is to make them believe you understand their word view. its very similar to swooping strippers or women with non traditional jobs. tell them you have dated cops before you know about the long hours, the low pay, dangerous work and dealing with asshole supervisors. Tell her you are very understanding of her schedule and that you'll never used to be upset when your ex used to cancel dates at the last minute. Alot of these chicks do not date civilians because those guys don't "get" the job so they end up with other cops even if they are not particularly physically attracted to them. I almost forgot, keep talk about handcuffs or fetishes about women in uniform to yourself until after you bang her.

Post: #3

It's hard for me to imagine a female cop having a feminine personality. You almost have to be tough as nails as a job requirement to be a cop or in the military. Seems like girls who are naturally tomboyish would fill the ranks of female officers.

Post: #4

I wonder if you have to be on better behavior...like not letting them know if you smoke shrubs, if you do... Or substitute your illegal vice/habit in the example...

all those suggestions are good, imo, except the first... its just not my style to run that type of game... I realize thats a personal preference though...

Also, I know its relatively rare, but women can be insane with the extent of the revenge that they will employ if jilted... So, a woman with a cops power and connections would make me a little nervous...Just make sure she's right in the head before you sleep with her too much...

Post: #5

If you must bang a cop, do NOT do it somewhere you live or work, for the reasons Hydro mentions above.

Post: #6

Mixx, I fuckin love it man. Good luck bro!

Post: #7

What is it with female cops and pink cuffs? One came in the other night with some pink ASP cuffs. Anyway, as someone who works around these ladies my first piece of advice would be to stay away, as even the good looking ones are way Type A overbearing.

But if you must proceed, the advice on sharing her worldview or at least being sympathetic is sound. Law Enforcement is a thankless, dangerous job filled with long hours of boredom broken up with intense moments of excitement. They tend to like outdoor actitivites like hiking or biking or kiyaking and tend to have a conservative worldview.

If she's interested in you she will do a background check on you, so don't lie about your criminal history. Depending on that history she might not be allowed to see you at all. However, while you couldn't be her "boyfriend" if she likes you she might bang you and use the it-was-just-a-one-night-deal-I-didn't-know-he-was-a-thug defense.

As was mentioned don't mention the fetish angle, but otherwise be direct as this girl prob has a bigger penis than you, they don't like wussy guys. Also be very clear and honest with your intentions, cause if you piss her off she CAN make your life hell.

Your idea to go shooting sounds good, but I wouldn't ask for pointers from her, just shoot as good as you normally do. Have fun.

Post: #8

I'm curious, Mixx, how did this turn out?

In my younger less-mackish days I missed two golden opportunities to bang lady cops.

One was a hottie on downtown bike patrol. She 'eyeballed' the hell out of me too, just like in Mixx's story. I approached, we had a good conversation. I number closed and then failed to follow through on it.

Post: #9

Hahaha fucking love it. Mixx you crack me up.


I would go for the last 3! They are the most exciting and physical in my opinion. Plus if you go snorkeling you can tell her to bring her camo swim suit with her

Post: #10

Sapos

Post: #11

(07-28-2011 11:04 PM)azulsombra Wrote:  I'm curious, Mixx, how did this turn out?

In my younger less-mackish days I missed two golden opportunities to bang lady cops.

One was a hottie on downtown bike patrol in the LBC. She 'eyeballed' the hell out of me too, just like in Mixx's story. I approached, we had a good conversation. I number closed and then failed to follow through on it.

Ha! I was wondering if you guys were even interested on this as it died down long ago, so I did not bump the thread.

Since you ask....it was fucking awesome!!!!

What finally won her? Chucky Cheese!!!!! lmao!! I took her to chucky cheese, where we both played like fucking 5 year olds an entire day! We even played laser tag, and we had to fight each other, and then we buddied up with this other couple and kicked their ass.

The bang cam after 7 days of dating!!! She was not easy man, but worth it!!

The sex?

She brought her PINK handcuffs, and slammed me against the wall as she frisked me for illegal contraband, all this while stuffing her hand down my pants making sure I was not "hiding" anything around my penis! LOVE IT!

As she is Terry Frisking me (cop term), she ORDERS ME to take off my clothes because she is not convinced I am clean! (LOVE IT!!!!), then I tell her NO, at which she yells at me to obey her commands, grabs me by my neck, and TAKES ME DOWN TO THE FLOOR (love it!!!!!!)

Then she starts reading me my "miranda rights" because I witheld information about having a deadly weapon in my pants (my penis) and after I am handcuffed she cuts a a deal with me to set me free...if I eat her pussy out first! (LOVE IT!!!!!),

I don't do repeat bangs, but this was a fucking lady cop!! I hit that shit 3x...she was very aggressive, and loved to experiment and make demands. We still keep in touch as fuck buddies whenever we cross paths again.

Thank you Police Dept. You have officially served and protected me!

Mixx

Post: #12

^ That is one of the best posts I've read since I joined this place.

Post: #13

Haha that is awesome +5 Mixx