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I always loved this story. It sets out my whole life philosophy in one joke:

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I never really watched Seinfeld's TV show, but I guess he thinks like me more than I realized. "How do people live like that" indeed... make your life INTERESTING!

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(02-23-2013 12:57 AM)Vitriol Wrote:  I never really watched Seinfeld's TV show, but I guess he thinks like me more than I realized. "How do people live like that" indeed... make your life INTERESTING!

Dude. Watch the series. Its great for learning near-universal banter humor as well as some practical sociology

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You know...Jerry Seinfeld's wife, Jessica, is one of the all-time scandalous bitches. She married Eric Neiderlander, a Broadway scion (his family owns theaters, etc.). After returning from her honeymoon with him, she started banging Seinfeld and filed for divorce. She met Seinfeld at Reebok Sports Club in NYC. I think they actually met BEFORE she married Neiderlander (and might have been already banging him), but went through with the wedding and honeymoon anyway, only to immediately leave him. But hey...as long as Jerry is happy!

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I did not know that.

But at least Jerry was in his 50's when he started to settle down. I feel there is more dignity to that compared to those who wife up in their 20s and 30s.

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(02-23-2013 11:22 AM)Timoteo Wrote:  You know...Jerry Seinfeld's wife, Jessica, is one of the all-time scandalous bitches. She married Eric Neiderlander, a Broadway scion (his family owns theaters, etc.). After returning from her honeymoon with him, she started banging Seinfeld and filed for divorce. She met Seinfeld at Reebok Sports Club in NYC. I think they actually met BEFORE she married Neiderlander (and might have been already banging him), but went through with the wedding and honeymoon anyway, only to immediately leave him. But hey...as long as Jerry is happy!

Jerry is a ridiculous player. Dude knows whats up



Jerry is 36-38 in this pic, she's 17

I talked about it here

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I always gave Jerry dap for banging Shoshanna Lonstein. That kind of thing doesn't stick to famous men, and she benefitted greatly from the coupling. I don't believe I had ever seen titties like that on a teenager that wasn't fat...HA HA!

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(02-23-2013 01:51 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  I always gave Jerry j.a.p. for banging Shoshanna Lonstein.

sorry, couldnt resist



even puppets like that ho

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(02-23-2013 11:36 AM)Samseau Wrote:  Jerry is a ridiculous player. Dude knows whats up

   

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Always loved him. Respect him even more now. Genious.

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That girl - when she was 17 - had a Next Door Nikki vibe going on.