Post: #1

Funniest shit I've seen in a while

Post: #2

I used the cell phone trick to great effect in Germany several times. The trick is to quarter away from where people would be, but not a full 180 degrees, since that makes it too obvious.

Post: #3

Not a fan of technique 3 or 4. I have a technique where I pull over and go to the passenger side rear door. Open it and piss while I'm on the phone. The door is a shield from the from, and my body shieds me from the rear.

Post: #4

You can also just move to Finland and not bother with trying to hide it.

This is my number one problem while traveling, really: I have no idea what I'm supposed to do when I need to piss if it's one of those countries where you can get arrested for peeing in the wrong place. What exactly is the right place if you're a tourist just walking around town?