Post: #1

I hereby nominate this classic song by Arthur Godfrey as the official song of the forum:

Post: #2

There's actually a lot of red pill polka out there, believe it or not.

I spent a couple of road trips with my grandpappy listening to stuff like this, it's pretty fucking funny.

Actually, I don't even know if I'd call it red pill. They used to make fun of the fatties because men's desires were cared about in the time when marriage was necessary for women and looks were moreso about "survival". No one back then wanted to be an old maid.

That's one thing I miss about being around my grandpa. He'd make fun of fatties in front of them.

Post: #3

Ry Cooder's "The Very Thing that Makes Her Rich, Makes You Poor" is also on point.

Post: #4

In the spirit of that polka...has anyone ever heard an old disco song by the late R&B singer Joe Tex called "Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)?" The song got to #12 on the pop charts in 1977.

I've read that it probably would have been a bigger hit, but fatties called in and complained whenever radio stations played it!! By the way, the title you see above is EXACTLY how it was written out on the record label. Joe Tex did not mince words...

Here he is performing it on "Soul Train:" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6sFHOPk7g

Post: #5

Ahhh polkas haha, that brings me back. Love being Polish

Post: #6

I was listening to the 50 Cent discography the other day and came across this song from G-Unit, "Fat Bitch":

Post: #7

A new classic. I posted before but this fits here. Eating penis by the bar!

I remembered listening to this too from middle school. But its older than that.

Post: #8

Polaks of RVF unite!!!!

I spent many a time in my childhood listening to Polka with my grandfather while eating keilbasa.