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Synonyms and Insults for women
This forum and other manosphere sites often feature very amusing synonyms for certain kinds of women ( harpies, feminazis, harridans) and outright insults like land whale or - my recent favorite from a post - wrinkle-skinned bag of pig vomit. What are some of your favorite or laughter-inducing expressions?
01-27-2013 04:49 AM
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Jizz-lobber.

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01-27-2013 05:34 AM
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I forgot " cockpit"
01-27-2013 05:55 AM
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Lizards
I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
01-27-2013 05:57 AM
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Its not really an insult for women in general just for specific slutty ones, but I heard it the other night at a club and literally spat out my drink. My friend referred to his recent conquest as "having a pussy like a clowns pocket". Absolute gold hahahahahaha
01-27-2013 07:15 AM
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no need for fancy stuff just call them fat.
01-27-2013 08:02 AM
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Well, straight-up "you are fat" is a bit too direct at times. I also enjoy seeing them processing a complex insult, not being sure what it means and reacting insecure. Good example: girl calls a guy "gay" for not being interested in her. Guy smirks and says "sure, honey, as far as you are concerned, I am gay" and proceeds to hit on other girl in vicinity... I also like asking strange questions that end in digs such as "Hey, what is that fourth dimension of flavor, I cannot come up with the name..sweet..sour, salty and...oh yeah, BITTER. I thought you would know that one for sure"

"You are a soapmaker's wet dream"..fight club fans know...
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01-27-2013 09:01 AM
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Not a name but one of my favorite things to say to a girl after she gives me a BJ is "Thanks for the blowjob, cockbreath." Gotta be careful with this one they tend to get clingy afterwards.
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01-27-2013 11:01 AM
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Here's a condescending one: "champ"
01-27-2013 12:17 PM
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When push comes to shove and they deserve it I just call em ugly. It's simple, direct, and best of all- extremely effective because it hits them deep down the core of their soul. There's a reason Roosh used this word to describe those 9 feminists instead of other adjectives.
01-27-2013 12:21 PM
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But really, why do you need to know the insults for women? What's the point of this thread?
01-27-2013 12:22 PM
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You can refer to their mouths as "Cock-holsters," as in: "Shut your cock-holster." Or "Man-pleaser," as in: "Shut your fucking man-pleaser."

Hands as "Dick-skinners," as in: "Keep your dirty dick-skinners off of me." Also, always refer to women's hands as "paws." They love it.

Women: A vagina's life support unit. Or The worthless wrapper that a pussy comes in....

Cum-dumpster
01-27-2013 12:29 PM
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Pokemons
Her pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola...
01-27-2013 12:52 PM
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"Cock-gobbler" and "cum-dumpster" are my favorites.

(01-27-2013 12:52 PM)Way Cool Jr Wrote:  Pokemons

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Call her a poopy-face then pull her hair.
01-27-2013 01:29 PM
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Ballena Monstro = Monster Whale
01-27-2013 01:47 PM
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(01-27-2013 01:24 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  "Cock-gobbler" and "cum-dumpster" are my favorites.

(01-27-2013 12:52 PM)Way Cool Jr Wrote:  Pokemons

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01-27-2013 03:06 PM
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My dad uses one from the southern US where he yells "sooey". This is what you yell when calling in the pigs/hogs on the farm. I use "zaftig", "hippo", or "beached whale".
01-27-2013 03:23 PM
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01-27-2013 11:19 PM
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Slampig is a personal fave. Not that I really care about insulting women much, but that one is hilarious.
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01-27-2013 11:48 PM
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Shut your fucking mouth before I beat you like I'm dating you.
01-28-2013 02:42 AM
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01-28-2013 09:52 AM
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