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How To Have Sex In Any Kind Of Car
01-24-2013 01:29 PM
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Ahahaha great one!I'm going to save that one!Big Grin Thanks for sharing it!
01-24-2013 03:15 PM
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Damn it, I could have written that article! Those diagrams crack me up, especially since I've got a Type 1, which is the silhouette shown representing Class 2 Smile
01-24-2013 03:20 PM
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The pics are nice. the crash dummes are a nice touch. Article has no content.
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01-27-2013 08:20 AM
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Awesome. I remember I saw a diagram posted on here about the best position for shower sex and I ended up remembering it and using it
01-27-2013 10:27 AM
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There is one more option: simply pull back the front seat, put her on all fours, with her facing the back seat of the car. Great for doggy style.

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01-27-2013 10:37 AM
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A lot of the newer small hatchbacks these days can convert into beds by folding both the front and the back seats and removing the front seat headrests.

I believe the idea came from Japan, a country where young folks have minimal private space to do it in.
01-28-2013 09:05 AM
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I like how there are only 3 subcategories for class 3 and one of them is hearse.
01-28-2013 04:17 PM
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Emech can't have sex in his car. It might make too much motion and knock the car off the cinder blocks it's sitting on in his front yard.
01-28-2013 06:58 PM
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It is only recently that I realized that forum member el mechanico, actually is a mechanic in real life.

Without his valuable imput, this thread remains unverified.
06-09-2016 09:17 AM
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That convertible pic, banging her half hanging out of the car Laugh
06-09-2016 09:19 AM
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The last time I had sex in a car, I bent my dick causing an internal tear, which got infected and required two weeks of antibiotic treatment before I got back to normal.

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06-09-2016 09:52 AM
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(06-09-2016 09:52 AM)Suits Wrote:  The last time I had sex in a car, I bent my dick causing an internal tear, which got infected and required two weeks of antibiotic treatment before I got back to normal.

Did you bang the nurse?

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06-09-2016 09:57 AM
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(06-09-2016 09:17 AM)Mercenary Wrote:  It is only recently that I realized that forum member el mechanico, actually is a mechanic in real life.

Without his valuable imput, this thread remains unverified.

You don't need to be a nuclear scientist to launch nuclear weapons.

You don't need to be a rocket scientist to step on the moon.

You don't need to be a lawyer to recognise injustice.

You don't need to be a monk to judge morality.

You don't need mechanic to tell you how to have sex in a car.

In my experience, sex in a car sucks. Sex in a semi-secluded public areas is awesome. Cars are a tool to transport girls to a semi-secluded area. Girls love sex in public.

Here is a good example of a good girl transportation device which could result in public sex:
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This kind of vehicle probably isn't a good choice:
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06-09-2016 10:01 AM
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(06-09-2016 09:57 AM)Glaucon Wrote:  
(06-09-2016 09:52 AM)Suits Wrote:  The last time I had sex in a car, I bent my dick causing an internal tear, which got infected and required two weeks of antibiotic treatment before I got back to normal.

Did you bang the nurse?

I saw a doctor, not a nurse and no, I don't think he would have enjoyed that.

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06-09-2016 10:02 AM
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Car sex these days ain't what it used to be. The gay community has pretty much ruined it for everybody. Cops have a zero tolerance around here and it becomes a registered sex offender offense. There is even a chance of hitting the paper with mug shots.
Logistics is key. I got a cheap ass motel on lock and pay cash. In and out in an hour. Be careful guys.
06-09-2016 10:02 AM
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I've had sex in many a car, van, and SUV. Most fun I've had was road tripping halfway across the country with an ex in a 1-ton van stopping every so often to fuck on the side of the road. Good times.

Most of these positions they show are wishful thinking. Car sex is uncomfortable, and is mostly a better experience for her than it is for you just because of a adventure factor.

In a car, the easiest way to bang a bitch is missionary in the back seat with her legs up in the air/over your shoulders. Roofs are far too low in a car for any sort of comfortable doggy style or cowgirl, though you can do it if you/her don't mind slouching over.
06-09-2016 10:22 AM
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