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Annoying British girl: 10 Reasons You Should Have Sex With Your Ex
She's been covered in the Daily Mail as some new phenomenom. Don't know how they figured that out as she barely has any subs. Anyway. Here she is:





1) She thinks people care what she thinks for no other reason than she's just saying it.

2) She swears too much and seems to think it's cool.

3) I would bang

4) The beta best-friend-for-life annoys me. Unless he's gay. If he isn't gay, I can bet 100% he's in love with her and is getting very frustrated at her discussing sexual topics for the world to see!

You know she's going to hit the wall badly in a few short years and then she might regret videos like this!

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If he's Alpha, of course. Don't be fooled for a second that any advice exists that would make a girl have sex with a nice guy who is still sending her flowers and begging her to reconsider because "he will fix everything".

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I literally lasted 4 seconds. Overly animated British chicks annoy me. Just like that blond, frumpy DJ in the photoshop thread.

And that manjaw isn't doing her any favors.
01-22-2013 09:51 AM
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I should start a youtube video series called "10 Reasons you should sleep with Faust".
Daily Mail would cover it, since they clearly have nothing better to report.
01-22-2013 10:01 AM
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Trying waaaaay too hard to be like Jenna Marbles.

England does a knock off of something far better in America and makes it look shit. Shocker.

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(01-22-2013 10:18 AM)MattC Wrote:  Trying waaaaay too hard to be like Jenna Marbles.

England does a knock off of something far better in America and makes it look shit. Shocker.

Its the reverse of 'The Office'. Please don't say you prefer the U.S remake!

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This video epitomizes one of the great social failings/tragedies of modern life: women getting attention merely for being attractive rather than for having actual talent. I normally like British accents but I find hers annoying.
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Shrug, more entertaining than the average thing on the internet

Enjoyed it

Wouldn't want a girlfriend of mine to have made that video though
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(01-22-2013 10:42 AM)Menace Wrote:  This video epitomizes one of the great social failings/tragedies of modern life: women getting attention merely for being attractive rather than for having actual talent. I normally like British accents but I find hers annoying.

We can't have it both ways though. We can't on one hand say a women's only attribute should be beauty and feminine characteristics, we don't care what job she has, and then say we want them to have actual talents and to be valued for those etc.

Personally, I think its cool if a woman has talents, I'm not one of those who think women should just be locked away in the house like some of the more hardcore in the sphere. That said, from this video, you're right, she has none.

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(01-22-2013 10:52 AM)Teedub Wrote:  
(01-22-2013 10:42 AM)Menace Wrote:  This video epitomizes one of the great social failings/tragedies of modern life: women getting attention merely for being attractive rather than for having actual talent. I normally like British accents but I find hers annoying.

We can't have it both ways though. We can't on one hand say a women's only attribute should be beauty and feminine characteristics, we don't care what job she has, and then say we want them to have actual talents and to be valued for those etc.

Personally, I think its cool if a woman has talents, I'm not one of those who think women should just be locked away in the house like some of the more hardcore in the sphere. That said, from this video, you're right, she has none.

I agree with you. Beauty is the only attribute necessary for wanting to sleep with a girl; for LTR she has to bring more to the table, not necessarily money.
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I'm on her side.

I wouldn't mind if all my ex's came back for no strings fuck sessions.

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(01-22-2013 10:38 AM)Teedub Wrote:  
(01-22-2013 10:18 AM)MattC Wrote:  Trying waaaaay too hard to be like Jenna Marbles.

England does a knock off of something far better in America and makes it look shit. Shocker.

Its the reverse of 'The Office'. Please don't say you prefer the U.S remake!

The US version of the Office was amazing in comparison to what they did to the Inbetweeners. Shocking.
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(01-22-2013 11:31 AM)Vorkuta Wrote:  
(01-22-2013 10:38 AM)Teedub Wrote:  
(01-22-2013 10:18 AM)MattC Wrote:  Trying waaaaay too hard to be like Jenna Marbles.

England does a knock off of something far better in America and makes it look shit. Shocker.

Its the reverse of 'The Office'. Please don't say you prefer the U.S remake!

The US version of the Office was amazing in comparison to what they did to the Inbetweeners. Shocking.

oh god, the Inbetweeners USA, what a fucking disaster

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(01-22-2013 11:33 AM)bojangles Wrote:  
(01-22-2013 11:31 AM)Vorkuta Wrote:  
(01-22-2013 10:38 AM)Teedub Wrote:  
(01-22-2013 10:18 AM)MattC Wrote:  Trying waaaaay too hard to be like Jenna Marbles.

England does a knock off of something far better in America and makes it look shit. Shocker.

Its the reverse of 'The Office'. Please don't say you prefer the U.S remake!

The US version of the Office was amazing in comparison to what they did to the Inbetweeners. Shocking.

oh god, the Inbetweeners USA, what a fucking disaster

Oh I agree, the Office U.S is good, just not brilliant. The Inbetweeners USA...I'd rather scrape my eyes out. I was going to say I'd rather have sex with Lindy West, but its not that bad.

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(01-22-2013 11:33 AM)bojangles Wrote:  
(01-22-2013 11:31 AM)Vorkuta Wrote:  
(01-22-2013 10:38 AM)Teedub Wrote:  
(01-22-2013 10:18 AM)MattC Wrote:  Trying waaaaay too hard to be like Jenna Marbles.

England does a knock off of something far better in America and makes it look shit. Shocker.

Its the reverse of 'The Office'. Please don't say you prefer the U.S remake!

The US version of the Office was amazing in comparison to what they did to the Inbetweeners. Shocking.

oh god, the Inbetweeners USA, what a fucking disaster

Watched about 5 mins just now on E4, didn't know it existed. A scene for scene remake? WTF?!

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So let me get this straight, none of you spotted the only value of this video?

No?

Still not?

Twins, man, twins. Monozygotic twins while at it. Fairly bangable monozygotic twins.

Hopefully her sis is less annoying. But as my mate Ali G would say, I definitely would. Twinkie factor holds serious pulling power in my estimate.

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GqoejnFJ...hg&index=3

yeah the darker one is a bit hotter, both equally annoying. But there's a volume button right next to play.
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(01-22-2013 12:14 PM)MorphineBliss Wrote:  So let me get this straight, none of you spotted the only value of this video?

No?

Still not?

Twins, man, twins. Monozygotic twins while at it. Fairly bangable monozygotic twins.

Hopefully her sis is less annoying. But as my mate Ali G would say, I definitely would. Twinkie factor holds serious pulling power in my estimate.

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GqoejnFJ...hg&index=3

yeah the darker one is a bit hotter, both equally annoying. But there's a volume button right next to play.

Both got that SWPL London-centric annoyingness I'm afraid! Again, would defo bang... and she'd love it.

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This chick is good looking, has a better accent than a lot of English girls, and with an attitude like this, I'd love to be her ex!
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Reminds me of this English girl at my high school who always tried so hard to be funny. Annoying. Would plunder both of them into oblivion though.
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(01-22-2013 12:05 PM)Surreyman Wrote:  
(01-22-2013 11:33 AM)bojangles Wrote:  
(01-22-2013 11:31 AM)Vorkuta Wrote:  
(01-22-2013 10:38 AM)Teedub Wrote:  
(01-22-2013 10:18 AM)MattC Wrote:  Trying waaaaay too hard to be like Jenna Marbles.

England does a knock off of something far better in America and makes it look shit. Shocker.

Its the reverse of 'The Office'. Please don't say you prefer the U.S remake!

The US version of the Office was amazing in comparison to what they did to the Inbetweeners. Shocking.

oh god, the Inbetweeners USA, what a fucking disaster

Watched about 5 mins just now on E4, didn't know it existed. A scene for scene remake? WTF?!

They've done it with so many programmes: Top Gear, Shameless, The Office, Inbetweeners, Little Britain, all of them fail horribly bar The Office to live up to the originals.
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Shameless remake isn't too bad. Its actually been fairly well received critically. I've watched a few eps and they're almost carbon copies of the originals, but not in a bad way like with the Inbetweeners.

Vis-a-vis the vid, she's not actually as annoying as I thought. The video with her twin has one or two genuinely funny things. Not laughing funny, but a smile. Most women fail to gain this much from me when it comes to humour, unless I'm being polite of course.

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Annoying cunt. I hate it when English girls talk like dumb American bimbos. Especially when they're 'intelligent' and university educated like this one, but then that's what being raised in a diet of shit American tv does for you).

I think She's very hot though and would love to smash her in, reckon she'd be filth too
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My bro is married to a British woman and though she's nice looking, I don't get how he can stand hearing her voice day after day. Some accents were not meant for women's voices. This is one of them.
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Why do all British men act gay in 2013?

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Daily Mail has to be stupidest news site on the internet. But anyways, that bitch is annoying with her little "cute" faces and jokes. I've always hated when girls try to make "cute" faces like her. I guess they think it makes them funny or pretty.
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