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Can we have a Troll Prison?
One of my favourite forums back home have a 'prison' section for banned members. Once banned it is the only place they can post. Within the section though they are allowed to post their own topics. Most of them try to argue their way out of prison but none of them ever make it. Could be fun to watch the trolls try and work their way out...

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01-19-2013 03:00 AM
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
Sounds entertaining! However, what self-respecting troll would waste his time posting there? Maybe we would need a prize such as the best post of the month receiving a daypass to absolute freedom...
01-19-2013 03:06 AM
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
Don't we have Naughty Nomad's forum for that?
01-19-2013 03:07 AM
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
Pointless. The IRT troll would devour all others.

Edit: I've just realized that the "troll" following "IRT" is not written, just like "machine" following the "ATM".
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01-19-2013 05:50 AM
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
Haha, a troll prison would be great. I have to say that 'self respect' and 'troll' don't belong in the same sentence lol. The troll breed has no notion of what desperation and shame are. They live in a parallel sub culture and we deserve the pleasure of seeing them trying to squeel their way out of Rooshatraz.
01-19-2013 07:44 AM
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
Funny, but it would be a distraction for the more serious Hamster topics discussed here.
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01-19-2013 08:31 AM
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
The number of bans and trolling attempts on this forum is unreal, I think a troll prison would get out of hand quickly.
01-19-2013 08:57 AM
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
That'd be jokes
01-19-2013 09:51 AM
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
Don't drop the soap!
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01-19-2013 11:23 AM
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01-19-2013 12:04 PM
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01-19-2013 12:36 PM
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
A Troll Death-Row would make more sense. They've been sentenced to the gas chamber, but they have a space to wait for their turn and make some last-minute appeals to the governor for clemency.

But, this would be like Texas--when George Bush was governor: quick turn-around times, no mercy, and executing the mentally retarded.

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01-19-2013 12:43 PM
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
I like the idea. But I guess everyone would only be reading those threads, as the entertainmen value would be immense.
01-19-2013 12:59 PM
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
Would IRT be the troll leader Popcorn3
01-19-2013 10:32 PM
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(01-19-2013 08:31 AM)Roosh Wrote:  Funny, but it would be a distraction for the more serious Hamster topics discussed here.

Looks like those trolls will have to find another way...

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01-19-2013 11:15 PM
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(01-19-2013 10:32 PM)houston Wrote:  Would IRT be the troll leader Popcorn3

What, like some kind of Braveheart?

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01-19-2013 11:20 PM
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01-20-2013 12:51 AM
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
(01-19-2013 10:32 PM)houston Wrote:  Would IRT be the troll leader Popcorn3

IRT would be the big guy that you pick a fight with on your first day in prison so that nobody messes with you after that.
01-20-2013 12:28 PM
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
This forum is already a prison for the trolls; real trolling is a waste of a man's time. I believe it's better for them to get banned and if they really want to come back, they'll figure out how to do it. By banning them, they get set free.

But it would be funny to have a hunger games of trolls here. Maybe if they drop some great info they can get out of the prison.
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
IRT would be Capo de tutti capi of the familia Trollioni
01-20-2013 06:25 PM
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
I think this would be hot.

Drop in there now and then to rattle their cages then pop back out to the real world while they howl like banshees.
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(01-20-2013 12:28 PM)RandalGraves Wrote:  
(01-19-2013 10:32 PM)houston Wrote:  Would IRT be the troll leader Popcorn3

IRT would be the big guy that you pick a fight with on your first day in prison so that nobody messes with you after that.
His excellency in a troll jail? Please.
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
This idea would be a supreme distraction, but I think it would be hilarious.

But - you have to make el mech the mod. He missed his calling as a Maury Povich-type TV host, so give him his due on this hypothetical forum.
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RE: Can we have a Troll Prison?
(02-02-2014 03:30 AM)2Wycked Wrote:  This idea would be a supreme distraction, but I think it would be hilarious.

But - you have to make el mech the mod. He missed his calling as a Maury Povich-type TV host, so give him his due on this hypothetical forum.

We could make Ali the counter-troll - he'd have the time of his life while real trolls would be too busy out-trolling him to focus on trolling the rest of us! IRT vs Ali would be like Spy vs Spy!
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