Post: #1

For those of you who keep track of notches by year, if you meet a girl in December but don't have sex with her until January, which year do you credit the notch to? The previous year when you met her or the new year when you actually had sex with her?

Post: #2

Semantics

But it's when you bang her.

Post: #3

You don't get a notch for meeting her!

Post: #4

I venture the possibility that you're drastically overthinking this...

Post: #5

I've been using this alot lately....

Post: #6

we got trolled !

Post: #7

I laughed

Post: #8

(01-06-2013 04:33 AM)Giovonny Wrote:  we got trolled !

It was a legit question. In the past when I gotten a lay I applied the notch to the year that I met her. But now I'm thinking it's better to apply it to the year I actually had sex with her.

Why would you consider this trolling?

Post: #9

(01-06-2013 01:09 AM)NoBalls Wrote:  which year do you credit the notch to?

What if she was a childhood sweetheart? What if you met online in one year, then you met in person in another year, and then dated after that?

What if you met her on a cruise in 2013, but then the ship crossed the international dateline and you actually seduced her before midnight in 2012? You might want to carry a satellite watch and GPS.

What if she applied for U.S. citizenship after you met her, but you don't bang until after she gets it. Do you get the flag?

Post: #10

When you fucked her is all that matters.

Post: #11

Guys, I need help. If it's always 5 o'clock somewhere, should I be running day game or night game?

Post: #12

It depends on if your cock uses accrual or cash based accounting.

Post: #13

What if you insert on Dec 31st at 11:30pm 2012 and you bust a nut at 12:15am 2013?

Which year would it count?

Post: #14

Book it in the previous year and go for anal in the morning just in case there's a notch audit.

Post: #15

What if your aunt had balls?

She'd be your uncle.

Post: #16

(01-06-2013 09:43 AM)NoBalls Wrote:  

(01-06-2013 04:33 AM)Giovonny Wrote:  we got trolled !

It was a legit question. In the past when I gotten a lay I applied the notch to the year that I met her. But now I'm thinking it's better to apply it to the year I actually had sex with her.

Why would you consider this trolling?

Bro, we all think your cool for bragging on this forum about getting laid...

But seriously... you shouldn't even be thinking about this type of stuff. All you're trying to do is get validation from a bunch of guys you don't even know... on the internet.

If you're seriously posting questions like this, it might benefit you to step away from pick up forums for a bit. You shouldn't try impressing anybody but yourself.

Post: #17

This thread needs way more Tuthmosis.

Post: #18

(01-06-2013 01:30 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  What if you insert on Dec 31st at 11:30pm 2012 and you bust a nut at 12:15am 2013?

Which year would it count?

Insertion.

You don't need to orgasm for it to count as a notch.

Post: #19

(01-06-2013 03:19 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

(01-06-2013 01:30 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  What if you insert on Dec 31st at 11:30pm 2012 and you bust a nut at 12:15am 2013?

Which year would it count?

Insertion.

You don't need to orgasm for it to count as a notch.

Beat me to it. The moment the piss hole goes past the labia menora, the notch goes into the books.

If you didn't bang in 2012, you don't get credit in 2012. OP is trying to cook his books and get sanctioning from the forum for his dubious practices.

Post: #20

A better scenario would be this:

1. Got a blow job (with swallowing) in mid-December 2012.

2. She was DTF, but had her heaviest period day, on December 28, 2012. She took her tampon out, you rubbed your cock around the vicinity, but got disgusted--losing your erection--by the straight-up chunks of blood. Reminded you of an aborted fetus you saw online.

3. You were supposed to hang on New Year's Eve--at which time you definitely would have gotten the notch--but she flaked. You suspect she met up with an old sausage that night, but it's possible she really did "have a migraine," given the heavy period a couple of nights earlier.

4. Hung out on January 2, 2013, when you secured the legit notch.

Where do you log it?

I'd say 2013, but at least this would be a little more gray-area.

Post: #21

(01-06-2013 04:21 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  OP is trying to cook his books and get sanctioning from the forum for his dubious practices.

I wouldn't call it cooking the books because there are no extra notches - the notch is just applied to an earlier year. But I think you guys are right so I fixed my record keeping. The year of insertion is the year the notch is credited to.

Post: #22

(01-06-2013 04:21 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(01-06-2013 03:19 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

(01-06-2013 01:30 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  What if you insert on Dec 31st at 11:30pm 2012 and you bust a nut at 12:15am 2013?

Which year would it count?

Insertion.

You don't need to orgasm for it to count as a notch.

Beat me to it. The moment the piss hole goes past the labia menora, the notch goes into the books.

If you didn't bang in 2012, you don't get credit in 2012. OP is trying to cook his books and get sanctioning from the forum for his dubious practices.

What is the punishment for "cooking the notch count books"?

Full audit of all your notches going back 7 years?

Post: #23

(01-06-2013 04:48 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  What is the punishment for "cooking the notch count books"?

Full audit of all your notches going back 7 years?

Thirty days sentence to the "No Fap/No Porn" group.

Post: #24

(01-06-2013 04:48 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  What is the punishment for "cooking the notch count books"?

Full audit of all your notches going back 7 years?

I do believe the punishment for this sort of thing is confinement to the newbie forum...